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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck ICE Fuck E Musky. FIN
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Joined April 2009
I am going to tell my kids that Kristy Scott was the real Black Widow.
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I need to figure out a way to get Desmond deported for cheating on Kristy Scott. Ain't no way bro had all of that at home and still wanted to step out. Bro gotta go.
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Her husband was just shot
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New performer at Kennedy center after all the scheduled acts canceled:
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
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Jim Jones and Conway The Machine talk about the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar battle .Jim says music been messed up ever since they because people ain’t dropping as much .we're missing that 'outside' music from Drake that vibe is something that Kendrick can't deliver in the same way.
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Trump's hand is rotting off, and they keep trying to cover it up with bad make-up. No matter what Karolyin Leavitt says this is not from constant handshaking. This is most likely due to a daily intravenous infusion or something close to that.
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Trump is regularly receiving IVs in his hands and the White House is engaged in an obvious and massive coverup about it. At a certain point this coverup is essentially treasonous.
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Hey, .@halleberry, I love you, but that basketball scene in "Catwoman" was bonkers. Whose idea was that, bro? 😃😃😃 #LRT
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some bullshit man lmao
i just randomly thought about that catwoman basketball scene and got pissed off..
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Okay, when did Snoop Dogg start rockin a skullet, though?
Snoop Dogg caught the kickoff mid-interview in HIS OWN BOWL GAME 🤣🔥
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Jerry Jeudy and Kevin Stefanski are colluding to make sure Shedeur Sanders loses these games. Prove me wrong.
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There has to be a way to give a student a negative grade for shite like this. Oklahoma University fired that TA for doing her job, and that is ridiculous.
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SHE DIDN'T CITE THE BIBLE, BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROPER FORMAT, NO CITATIONS, AND NO WORK CITED PAGES. ENOUGH TO GET YOU AN INSTANT ZERO IN ANY COLLEGE COURSE.
🚨Breaking News: The University of Oklahoma has announced that graduate instructor Mel Curth will no longer teach at the university of Oklahoma after she gave Samantha Fulnecky a zero on a final essay for citing the Bible
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The assignment was to read an article and respond to it with cited sources. She didn't read the article, didn't cite any sources, cried victim when she deservingly failed the assignment she winged so she could go to a play, then got the teacher fired for rightfully failing her.
Samantha Fulnecky admitted that she didn't really read the article she was supposed to be responding to and just threw something together in 30 minutes.
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My first comedy special is out now!!! Check your favorite streaming platforms!!! https://t.co/pLxkQ7mKBS
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Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family
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Why is Marco Rubio moving like he just snorted a mound of coke?
Is Marco Rubio this jittery because he’s on drugs? He looks like he’s halfway down the white mountain.
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