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Taking my husband’s last name doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist it means I don’t want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again
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I forgot to pick up a 10mg gummy I dropped on the ground in my backyard last night and this morning it was covered in ants and I just can’t even imagine the day those little guys are about to have
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Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
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I don’t want to work I just want to be kind and gentle and insanely hot and a little tipsy
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Just walked into the New York public library behind a woman who whispered “it’s giving shh” to her friend
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My husband thinks he knows how to argue with me because he is a lawyer but what he fails to account for is the fact that I am insane and cannot be reasoned with
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It’s time we start passing legislation on men’s bodies. Make it illegal for them to show their feet in public. Maybe in private too.
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Might be wise to hang on to those eclipse glasses for the first time I decide to step out in shorts this summer
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The problem with working a “9 to 5” is that I “no longer want to” and would instead rather “get paid to sip champagne on a boat in a tiny bikini”
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Several years ago a man stood next to me at a crowded bar, ordered two shots, handed me one, said “cheers,” and walked away. Best date I’ve ever been on to this day.
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My husband talks in his sleep but fortunately he’s Italian so like 90% of it is with his hands
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@xpistolbaked
I once took 1/3rd of a 150mg gummy not knowing just how strong that actually is and when I tell you I couldn’t speak, move, or even blink for at least 2 hours…
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I don’t want to “work on myself” I want to “sip dirty martinis at fancy bars and be told that I’m pretty”
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Him: What are you always doing on your phone?
Me: Hmm? Nothing, why?
Also me:
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“Would you like to go on a date sometime” no I would like to wander into the woods, never be seen again, and become the main character of a bloodcurdling urban legend
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@horschack
I dunno, it was the type that makes you sleepy so I *highly* (get it?) doubt it helped them set any new goals
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A kid on the subway just announced that he could see my nipples to which I responded “congrats my dude” to which his mother responded “you don’t have children, do you?”
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My mourning husband opens the envelope containing my last will and testament only to find a picture of my big fat tiddies and a handwritten letter that reads “more like last will and breastament hahahahaha”
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When my husband snores I’m all “are you kidding me?!” but when my dog snores I’m like “she sings to me the song of her snout and I love every octave”
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When I die I want my body donated to the orcas at sea world. They deserve a treat. Maybe do it during a show idk.
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Happy last day of the sun being visible for more than like 2 hour per day for absolutely no good reason, everyone!
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@NBCNewYork
Here is the GoFundMe for anyone interested in helping those directly affected:
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I prefer to meet men the old fashioned way, as he sets fire to the tinder around my ankles after the townspeople have rightfully accused me of witchcraft
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Having a crush is the most embarrassing human experience by far. Falling in love is fine. Beautiful even. But having a crush? Hold on tight to that last shred of dignity, babe.
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No, but I respect the hustle at 8:16AM on the lord’s day nonetheless
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I am baffled by the anti lockdown crowd. You mean to tell me there are places you’d rather be than the comfort of your home? Most days I can’t be bothered to leave my bed, let alone my home. Find some depression and quit being insane.
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About to adopt the little girl standing next to me at the Yankees game who shouted “this song isn’t even good!” during the national anthem. Iconic.
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Are there actually men out there with the audacity, the unmitigated gall, to look a grown woman dead in the eyes and call her a “good girl” during sex and if so where you at
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I was born in 1987 but am still 28 and will probably remain 28 for at least another 3 years
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Has anyone even considered how hard this pandemic has been on those of us who are physically peaking?
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I’m actually not attracted to tall men. I like my men small. I’m talking tiny. I want to carry my man around in my purse like a rich woman with a spoiled rotten maltese.
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This woman named Amanda who lives above me burns her dinner nearly every night and it makes my apt smell like a fire pit so I’ve been calling her Burnie Manders behind her back to make myself feel better about it
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I did not know that a fire pit could upset me as much as this one has
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“How was your weekend?” omg it was so good, I was able to forget that the world is an awful place run by some of the biggest assholes alive for like 3 full min, you?
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Today my sweet girl, my best friend of 16.5 years, decided she was too good for this world and passed on. I am shattered, but so so blessed to have had so much time with the goodest girl. I will miss you always, Danka Sri Lanka VanDunklestein.
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WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!
BREAKING: Florida's Senate President announces that they will be passing a model of the Texas abortion law.
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I’ve met the same guy twice in 5 days and he didn’t remember me so quit worrying about that dumb thing you said 3 months ago, if my incredibly hot ass isn’t memorable after 120 hrs your embarrassing ass isn’t either
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Bisexuality is not always a 50/50 split it’s different for everyone for example I am like 60% gay and 40% very dumb
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This summer I’ll be quitting my job to pursue my true passion: drinking champagne on a yacht owned by an insufferable rich person whom I relentlessly mock for being rich enough to own a yacht
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If the green m&m isn’t going to wear her white boots anymore she can send them to me I do not mind being hypersexualized
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My dad was gay so I don’t remember getting in trouble for leaving the lights on or anything but one time he did give me the silent treatment for two weeks for saying judy garland always sounded like she had marbles in her mouth
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PSA for anyone younger and/or hotter than me: please stop you are literally ruining my life
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When he’s mansplaining something to you but loses his train of thought that’s called being lost in mansplation
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Husband is on a Boeing plane today so there’s like a 63% chance I’m gonna be single again in a few hours
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The phrase “just killing time” is funny because it’s actually time that is killing us and this is a perfect example of why I should not be allowed to take edibles
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There is a HUGE spider living in my backyard which is fine I just hope he knows about my “all spooky decor goes back into storage Nov 1st” policy of which he is not exempt
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There is truly no greater betrayal by one’s own body than experiencing one of those orgasms that just doesn’t hit
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I am not having a hot girl summer I am having a grandparents from willy wonka girl summer (I am in bed)
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Ray Parker Jr really said “bustin makes me feel good” in the Ghostbusters theme song and we’ve all just let it slide for 39 years
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Last night a much drunker version of me Venmo requested $20 from three of my exes “for the privilege of seeing them thangs”
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“If NYC is gonna require a vaccine card to do anything I won’t be visiting!” ok cool I’ll be sure to let the Times Square M&M’S store know they will need to find some way to survive without your patronage
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I was 32 when this pandemic started and I will be 32 when this pandemic ends (when I am 36)
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Yes consumerism is bad but being in a constant state of awaiting a little gift from myself to arrive in the mail is very good so you see the problem here
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I just got to witness my sister push an entire human out of her body and she named her after ME. SHE NAMED HER AFTER ME. She cooked and birthed a human and named her after ME. I am never going to recover.
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I long for the days before I knew lauren boebert and marjorie taylor greene existed. Simpler times when flat earthers were the dumbest group of people we had to deal with.
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Technically I’m not very well traveled but I have slept with people from like 87 of the 195 countries and I think that should count for something
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I still reach behind me every morning to find my dog not laying next to me and folks, it is excruciating
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Oh noooo I’m getting too old to have kids am I gonna have to live my life exactly the way I want to spending my money on only me totally unencumbered by the needs of tiny humans oh noooooooooooo!
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Pawning my engagement ring so I can afford a very small bag of lightly salted cashews
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“Be humble” absolutely not. I was born with nothing but bats where my brain should have been but thankfully given a pretty face and an ass that won’t quit. Let me have this.
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I talk a lot of shit about New Jersey but it’s the only place I’ve ever been offered LSD at a 4 yr old’s birthday party so I dunno…maybe it’s not all bad
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Happy 4th anniversary of the day I was almost sentenced to death for snapping dry spaghetti noodles in half in front of my Italian in laws
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“omg you’re just now taking down your christmas tree?” umm yeah babe, it’s called being depressed? but congrats on your mental health I guess?
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Please stop asking people when they’re going to have children and consider the fact that if we wanted to willingly invite evil into our homes there are cheaper ways to do so, like a ouija board or something
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mercury is no longer in retrograde and yet my life remains a mess? make it make sense
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The end of summer marks the start of an incredibly sacred 6 months of peace when women no longer have to fear the devastating experience of seeing men’s feet in sandals
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I love that the phrase “just take it one day at a time” exists like yeah ok I will but only because it’s very literally my only option
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Getting your guts rearranged is the most festive halloween activity anyone can partake in. Very spooky.
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“Do something that scares you every day” babe where have you been literally everything has been scary for like several years now
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Hey do you wanna hang out in Bushwick tonight we’re gonna grab drinks at the worst bar on the planet you’ll fuckin love it
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I was supposed to be flying to Texas to visit family today but due to the fact that it is one of the dumbest places on earth all yeehaws and howdy ma’ams have been postponed
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Y’all are excited about an eclipse like we didn’t all just celebrate the end of it being dark at 4pm
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People come and go that’s just a part of life but I hope the woman I witnessed eating mustard by the spoonful on the subway knows I will never forget her
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Standing in front of the white house asking everyone who passes me “what bank is this?”
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“Who do you think you are?” umm you’re speaking to someone who once had a tweet published in THE readers digest so maybe watch your tone pal
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“But if you don’t have kids who will be there for you when you’re old” Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson, next question
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As a woman who prefers short men but also enjoys the thought of men being put through agonizing pain, I am torn on this
“People just look at you differently when you’re tall." Go inside the booming world of leg lengthening
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The painful experience of being dumb but not quite dumb enough to be blissfully unaware of how dumb I am
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I’ve been talking to this French guy about Paris for 30 min and he hasn’t caught on to the fact that everything I’ve contributed to the conversation has been from the movie Ratatouille
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I had a hard day but I have an event on Saturday and I’m going to look stupid hot in this dress so there’s still *something* to look forward to I guess whatever
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List of the scariest types of people:
3. Serial killers
2. Men
1. People in their 30’s who’ve stayed close with more than 3 friends from high school
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