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@AshOlutelyTired
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Killing this mom thing. Just kidding. I’m a mess. “Beaker of glitter and starlight.” - @meghanttucker “Most hilarious human in the sea.” - My 5 yr old
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It’s my birthday 🥳 😘 Here’s to 33 ❤️
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I love this weather. Now off to get lunch.
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@imnotabotbiatch
Husband also had long covid and I took care of him and I was pregnant. They say men are more likely to leave if they have to take care of their partner and that sucks bc majority of woman wouldn’t bat an eye to take care of their man.
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@Kerrisue1985
@agenderfox
Pregnancy is not for everyone. Birth is not forever one. Kids are not for everyone. It’s can be so vastly different from person to person. Shit people even die from it. This is why I don’t bat a fucking eye if someone decided it wasn’t/isn’t for them.
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I want these kids to go to bed so I can go to bed. So tired.
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Posting 2 bc I can 😘 and bc it’s annoying for other 😏
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On my way to run errands and get coffee bc I desperately need it.
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Out tonight for a welcome party. Cash bar anyone buying 😂
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Running a tad behind schedule (not late yet) and snapped a quick selfie ❤️
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Taking break from twitter. Seriously sorry to those who truly congratulated me on the baby, who followed our entire journey but the retweets to porn pages, people sexualizing & sharing my pic has made me sick to me stomach during such a beautiful time. I’m over the notifications.
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I wore a dress bc it’s hot as fuck - like outside.
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@momofdroids
I never got to go to a concert until I was an adult. My first one was free bc my mom’s friend won them. My others were like those spend $30 and see like the small older bands all play same night.
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Just here to make my twitter crushes, crush on me ❤️
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And it’s cleaning day. Need the music and caffeine gods today 😂✌🏻
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Today will be a fuck fest - at work, on social media and for America but at least my cleavage is nice. 😘
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Bc it’s my birthday and I can post as many selfies as I want.
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes. Last selfie I promise.
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Back home. Finally in my comfort zone of oversized sweatshirts lol
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It’s officially March which means it birthday month! 🥳
We celebrate in three days. ❤️
32 never gonna look so good 🔥
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Things I’ve accomplished today:
- Feed kid one
- Feed kid two
- Get dressed
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All these new followers are gonna be madly disappointed when they followed me for my cute birthday selfies to only realize I’m a boring SAHM who uses my little free time to shit post dumb stuff on here 😂👋
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Continuing the birthday celebration with lunch with my girls and mom today. ❤️
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Cleaning out cat shit never looked so good 😂✌🏻 JK
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Hard to believe we are in the count down of 10 weeks or less.
Thank you all for all your love and support over these last few months.
Sharing 1 more time but 10 items left for 10 weeks left. ❤️ What an amazing journey.
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So how do I make it stop bc I legit can’t make it stop 😩 I need to distract my mind. My kid keeps asking me why I’m sad and I’m just like I’m not sad, it’s going to fast. Man being a mom makes me more emotional. I just love my girls.
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Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes ❤️ picked up 5 from school early so we can do lunch then Starbucks. Enjoy the day with my girls.
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This mom is tired. I just want like 6 years of sleep, foot and back rubs and someone else to cook dinner. Checkout the heat rash on my chest. Guess this is a pregnancy thing for me.
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Id like to imagine the shock people have realizing Elizabeth Olsen is Mary-Kate and Ashley’s sister, is the same shock when people on Twitter learn
@_gemini_feed
and I are friends in real life for almost a decade. (2016) pics ❤️
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We did family pictures today and I got to wear makeup. I look way more awake 😂✌🏻
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Trying to get my kid to lay down and take a nap so mommy can get rid of this nasty headache.
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I love my kids but today has been a day. Super draining, esp mentally 😭 Just overall a lot of emotions, tantrums and I’m ready for my cutie energy suckers to go to bed. That being said, I can’t wait to go to the zoo bc we got the membership ❤️ Thank you everyone who has helped.
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Of course the day I’m sooooo fucking tired and out of it - I forget to put on makeup 🥴 This does not help my exhausted look at all. I’m just glad I remembered to brush my teeth and hair. I’m a hot mess lately.
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Gonna leave the house for dinner with the family.
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Good morning you beautiful people on twitter.
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Here’s to 32!! 🥳 Its been a glorious year.
Going to enjoy the day with my girls. 💕
About to head to lunch for my birthday. Anyone buying 😂👌🏻JK
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It’s 6AM. I’m soooo close to finishing my kids party stuff. Yay!? 🥴
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Morning. Still tired but gonna try to get shit done today 🥴✌🏻
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Me and
@_gemini_feed
have been friends for years. I love this bitch and we used to do fun shit back in the day when I could drag her to conventions. Shit, I even pushed her in a wheelchair after her hip surgery so she could go. This friendship won’t end. ❤️
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The first pic feels like another life ago.
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Already thinking about the coffee I’m gonna need tomorrow to function 😅 Specifically Dunkin 😩
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Dinner with these beautiful babes.
@angel_0f_deathx
@urfave_gemini
Now off to pack for my trip.
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Me: Finally getting back on twitter
Twitter feed:
@heyyguido
and
@angel_0f_deathx
selfies back to back
If my feed looked like this all the time, I’d probably stick around more 😂
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Usually feeling meh most of the time but today felt eh 😂 so I documented it.
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Guess who went to bed at 1Am last night bc she couldn’t stop reading, has not had caffeine all day, and needs three naps before bed?
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Happy birthday
@urfave_gemini
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You are one of the strongest people that I know and I hope today you can see yourself through my eyes. You’re such an amazing person, mother and friend.
Here’s to an amazing new year for you and another year of friendship. Happy birthday. ❤️
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I’m tired. I’m uncomfortable. My back hurts. I’m hungry. But I’m happy. ❤️
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We are together!
@_gemini_feed
Gonna start space here bc I can’t use her phone!
Come listen to our stoned asses. If interested in chatting with us, shoot me a DM or let us know in the space so we can allow you to talk!
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I don’t think there is ever enough caffeine in my system and the coffee gods should deliver. ☕️
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Will be 10 weeks Sat. Only 30 more to go 😅
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Blew the pool up for 3. Trying to FINALLY relax some. Maybe relax this baby out bc moving around doing everything hasn’t helped 😂
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Drove to the wrong place 😂 I went across the street to my vascular dr and not the other one where my geneticist is 🥴 Too many drs. I made it on time tho.
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Felt cute again today. Might delete later. 😏
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What makeup tutorial they think I want vs the makeup tutorial I actually want.
@AlysonTabbitha
- Thank you for creating an epic tutorial.
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