(*>∇<)ﾉ∇ はわぁ…！大！大！大ニュースデス…！ SOUND VOLTEXシリーズ最新作「SOUND VOLTEX ∇(ナブラ)」ついに制作決定デス～！ ∞∞(`σ∀σ)∞∞ 限界を越えた先にあるのは、未知の領域…！ 続報を楽しみに待ちなさい！！！ https://t.co/dolihYJP0F #SDVX

ε=△＜新作制作決定！と、言えば～～～？？？ もちろん！記念コンテストも開催決定だぜーッ！！！！ ６＞▼`μ▼＜９" Fooooo!!興奮で先生の筋肉も熱くなってきたなッ…★ 己を鍛えながら、続報を待っていてくれ～～！！！ https://t.co/dolihYJP0F #SDVX

@sundarpichai @Nature contrived result, still not faster/advantage

My wife gets really bad hiccups, the kind that hurt and take 30+ minutes to go away. The HicAway straw was a game changer for her, it works every time! Recently she got hiccups when we were out and I suggested she sip from her drink while squeezing the straw which worked as well

So committed that they acquired a neo-bank in the process

Seeing someone with almost the same handle as you on the TL is funny ngl

Alright Apple, I need you to expose my Apple News subscription to news websites so that I can just open a link to an article and have it work and I don't have to visit a news article online, get paywalled, then try to find it on the News app (a horrific experience)

Pro tip: If you are running an coding agent in a terminal, make sure you don't have unlimited scrollback enabled before you walk away 🥲

Now that Forever21 is going out of business, would love if @UniqloUSA opened some more stores (please come to Albuquerque)

Me when I go to the dentist and they ask which tooth hurts

I know "before SDVX 7" is a meme but it is unironically crazy that Exceed Gear outlasted an arguably dead game

「携帯のパスワード何？」 『大宇宙。』 「...は？」

Chapter 1: Architecting for 10 Million Users (and the Zero Who Showed Up)

Cloudflare published the RFO for their R2 outage this week and this was the funniest event in there. Link to blog post 👇

Did @mercury just stealth launch early direct deposit for Mercury Personal? 😯

Visualization of Convolutional Neural Network

The boys are ALL wound up because there STILL isn't a @Chilis in Seattle.

damn they aren't wasting ANY time

Ready to clock in for episode 2!

average kraken hockey experience