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@Arkaedy

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I ate dog treats as a kid. bio/chem/healthcare background.

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Joined August 2014
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
@MinfiliaLOL @thalogiguy He'd throw a fit about the pricing of it.
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@Arkaedy
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1 year
@RoxyTall So what if I'm employed at the local orphan crushing plant? It's my JOB. Be NICE to me.
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3 years
@HoodieAIex Wear them on your head. Show her she's on your mind
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@Arkaedy
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9 months
@skatie420 I feel your pain. Sweetest pup in the world. The leash just makes her so anxious and defensive.
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@Arkaedy
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1 year
@puppiwii Nothing. I'm too sexy to think.
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8 months
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1 year
@skatie420 But baaabe, the jondom chafes!
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
Thank you @mahalarosewater and @paris_rain for the raids tonight! Was definitely one of the nicest streams I've had. Made me feel good. Love you both immensely. Maybe I'll lose my mind again tonight trying to beat it.
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4 months
@idiotpeach "School of Hard Knocks" and "girlboss". I don't see what's so humbling about that?
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11 months
@missmercyy_ @LizbethEden I thought it was a loofah collection. :(
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@Arkaedy
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6 months
@meowri I killed and reinvented my online self twice in adulthood. Younger me was stoopy.
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10 months
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@Arkaedy
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7 years
@CelestiaVega I'd be down to disappoint multiple women at once.
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10 months
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
@JennaLynnMeowri You say that, but there are only 9 Dino nuggies pictured. And I know you wouldn't SHAFT ME by making less than 40. In actuality, I am a big boy and I ate a lot of my Dino nuggies. Milky time.
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@Arkaedy
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6 months
@meowri They gave you issues? They literally checked zero of our bags and someone had a giant backpack which was totally against baggage policy.
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4 years
@cullenseclipse Guess I'm gonna have to just keep shitting in the corner
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8 months
@thrashersays I will cry right here and now. Don't try me.
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@Arkaedy
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10 months
@cyberalina It catches all the ghosts flying around and vores them.
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8 months
@thrasherxcv Why you gripping the can so aesthetically?
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@Arkaedy
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24 days
@allyzielinski I'll be a wreck the entire time but I could never do that to my babies.
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9 months
@cyberalina You let him hyuck.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
If you didn't appreciate my raids when there were 3 whole people, you're not gonna be getting them when there's 5 whole people B).
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@Arkaedy
Arkaedy
6 months
Great streamer. Watch her, all 2 of you looking at this tweet.
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6 months
come celebrate my 24th bday with me: 12 hr bday party🥳
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@Arkaedy
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9 months
@skatie420 If a woman doesn't want to make hot, sweet, stinky love to me while my vast INVESTMENT of Funk Pops stares, then she does not deserve to be my Queen.
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@Arkaedy
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2 years
@minato_mei Moonshoes is the only way I can achieve an erection anymore.
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@Arkaedy
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8 months
@meowri Land of Waves being right out the gate is unfair to any other Shonen ever.
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@Arkaedy
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2 years
@missmercyy_ Hey my uncle could probably help with that. Sometimes he drops the camera because his hands are so cold and also sweaty.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
Little fact: It doesn't actually take 30 minutes of you mindlessly sitting in the bathroom floor, scrolling on your phone, for the shower water to "heat up". It pretty much gets to temperature within 30 seconds. Does this mean I won't diddle around on my phone? Absolutely not.
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3 months
Shameless progress post. Been some months being casual about it. On the road to looking good in armor with a sword.
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7 months
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10 months
@thrasherxcv Casually show off a Casio keyboard to really make a statement.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
I remember I was out for a week with strep in high school and a rumor started I got hit by a car. I appreciated it.
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1 year
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8 years
@ODanicaRockwood OohbabyBABY
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
@Livibeeee I believe you're Australian, so I'm unfamiliar how data collection "businesses" work in your country. Hopefully this link helps: It's the most common sites used for doxxing using tidbits of info people can scrounge up.
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@Arkaedy
Arkaedy
3 years
The moment I actually start streaming regularly, I start getting terrible allergies (unknown. I don't need advice. Gonna just see an allergist soon) that pull me out of the game. Big sad.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
The most talented mouth queefer I've ever seen. Go check her out.
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@Arkaedy
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10 years
@femfreq It's the molemen doing it. I will give you the same amount of evidence that you give that it's #GamerGate
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@Arkaedy
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6 years
Oh my goodness
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21 days
@Starcaster1 My nostrils are burning from here.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
So I was watching a video where a guy made a comment about how tiger stripes are excellent for camouflage, and a thought occurred to me that most mammals cannot see red (most monkeys and all great apes share our ability). Anyway, this is a tiger without the ability to see red.
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@Arkaedy
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2 years
Kick me when I'm down and I'll suck your toes.
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2 months
@JennaLynnMeowri Yes, they are.
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@Arkaedy
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1 year
WHY WERE THESE A THING? I HATED HOW MUCH PAPER I WAS FORCED TO EAT.
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@Arkaedy
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8 years
All I want in life is for a girl to think I'm as funny as I think I am.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
@faerver Haha *accidentally spanks butthole and hand goes up there and starts a new life as a ventriloquist and you're my little flesh Muppet*
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
Bro, wanna go halvsies on a toothbrush??
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@Arkaedy
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2 years
"Trust me. You DON'T want to see this image!" and it's just a weird scat-fetish drawing. Did everyone not grow up incredibly jaded by actual fucked up shit on the internet?
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5 months
@idiotpeach That looks sick as fuck. Some colored vials on your hips would be dopers.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
I find it soothing to un-knot stuff. I'll groan and act like it's an inconvenience if you give me knotted jewelry or something, but I secretly love fixing it.
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1 year
@PapaPoob @DiscussingFilm More like Alfart Undiestain.
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@Arkaedy
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10 months
@moomoomadeline Birthday year.
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9 years
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8 months
@priscillawtfff Chemistry is just lil puzzles.
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@Arkaedy
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1 year
@realFortyOne Nah dude, it's fucking ridiculous. I hate that I make jingling sounds even though I'm naked with just a fucking rifle. Not to mention that loud as fuck sound when I shoulder it. It's made out of loose bolts. I promise you I do not have a rectum full of quarters.
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6 months
@skatie420 DeadwifeXcore
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@Arkaedy
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6 years
Ceiling fans are just fidget spinners all grown up with a job
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1 year
@deathlyill_ I'll just break your knees instead.
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@Arkaedy
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15 days
@PapaPoob I've been saying for years how long-haul truckers are fluent in the deep magics and truck stops are where leylines converge. I've found that truckers are particularly susceptible to flaming tiger kicks, as the afterimages mess with their perception. And hammers to the knees.
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3 years
@mimsy Ma'am, you're blocking my view of the fishums.
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3 years
@yellowspoongirl No lie, I want someone to get into cricket with me. No background information on it. I just wanna rawdog some cricket with a homie.
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4 years
@PaladinAmber @Kross Is it because you only have one toe or is it a compromise?
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@Arkaedy
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9 years
It's disgusting when people feed their hedgehogs diets that aren't gold rings.
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@Arkaedy
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7 months
@ChechikTv Twitch is my favorite dating app.
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@Arkaedy
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4 years
So well behaved for their walks
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1 year
Movie about a magician that wows everybody with their amazing tricks, especially with how mysterious and cool they are. Then it's revealed they actually just have a lot of clones that they're willing to sacrifice.
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@Arkaedy
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8 years
What if the 2nd coming of Jesus already happened and we ignored it? What I'm getting at is watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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@Arkaedy
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8 years
If I ever have kids, they're not gonna call me daddy. I'm not gonna allow those shits to ruin my fetish
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
Anyone can speak to a duck, but not everyone can listen.
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7 months
@skatie420 Who left your gate open??
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6 years
I am pup
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3 years
Join me! Link in bio
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7 years
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9 months
Alpha Schedule: -Wake up 7 am sharp. -Scroll through my phone for an hour -Fall back asleep (sleepy boi) -Wake up. -3 scoop protein shake. -Jerk off. -Preworkout. -Don't workout and lay down for a nap (sleepy boi).
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8 years
When she says she's into classical music.
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3 years
@gwinchie Not using a kitchen cutting board as a mousepad. Disgusting.
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5 months
@meowri Lightweight but I piss heavy.
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9 months
@Ghoulykinn Ohhey, I'm a son.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
What's the venn diagram on girls who like mint chocolate chip ice cream and those that are complete psychopaths? I'm thinking it's a circle.
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3 years
Hey guys, I just picked up this nice bidet. Kinda messy and my legs hurt from squatting, but it gets the job done.
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2 years
@deathlyill_ JUSS A SPOT'A FUN, INNIT?
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2 years
I have nothing against swearing. But you know those people that just... do it wrong? There's no flow. It just sounds wrong. I hate them.
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6 years
@spiffehz likes butts and is streaming Get at dat
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@Arkaedy
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2 years
@MageStreams I get it, but it realistically won't change anything. You'll still be the same dope as heck Mage.
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10 months
@Ghoulykinn Ghouly wants to be vored. :/
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6 years
A useful superpower would be to have an iron asshole where you could use literally anything as viable toilet paper comfortably.
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6 years
Hey it me
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9 months
@cyberalina @lnbshr That's a shame. :^)
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
The currency of the future is sad handjobs.
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5 years
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7 months
Don't waste your time on a bitch that won't even let you microwave aluminum foil.
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8 months
@skatie420 You're so brave.
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Arkaedy
3 years
Feeling frothy.
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@Arkaedy
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8 years
@LadyDevann It's a perfectly reasonable response to being ignored... y'know.. if you're a fucking delusional psychopath.
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@Arkaedy
Arkaedy
3 years
Holding grudges with a bad memory is exhausting. I don't like you at all, but I don't know why, but I know I'm also 100% justified in it.
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@Arkaedy
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3 years
If you actually think about it, I didn't *really* cum.
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@Arkaedy
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8 years
Shaving your junk with a dull razor is risky business.
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@Arkaedy
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9 years
People are so weird about nudity. Sorry I "ruined your kid's party" and "had sex with his birthday cake"
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