ren faire moves

YOU ALL KEEP CALLING ME OLD BUT I AM IN MY 20’S

You guys I slept on my neck weird and now I can’t turn my head THIS IS HELL

oh my god I’m SO sorry I’m a sex icon

All I tried to do is show off my cool lamps and now I have all these women in my dms who want me wish I could remember how life was back when I was in the little leagues

This is my 9/11

hope the hot moth girl sees this

just bought new lamps for my bedroom who wants me

I've been so obsessed with burning incense in my home lately. 🤤 (bonus points if you have recommendations)

I think my subconscious was aware I didn't hit my macros 😔

and miss can I just say your winter bush is growing in VERY nicely

In case no one has told you today.. You are smart, worthy of love, and a little bitch.

I'm a sick fuck I slept walk AGAIN last night and got a GLASS OF MILK

PIES ARE HARD

My hands hurt from peeling apples 🥹🍎 Not my best, but for some 3 am apple pies I tried 😆

pray for me I’m about to make two apple pies and the crusts from scratch 😭

new addition to the collection 👠

It's so sad how comfortable people are with being racists on this app

I hope u have a good day :)

Rub my bellaaaay

Nothing quite like getting followed from a coffee shop to the grocery store while running errands. It was so scary that he walked and stood near my car, then waited by the front of the grocery store. 🥺