This Horse’s Anus
@AnusThis
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Joined December 2022
I’m doing this to everyone at work tomorrow.
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Bout to titty fuck this damn bug
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BREAKING: A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind SLEEP TOKEN
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me in bed at 3AM on a Monday trying to decide if my body is gonna make it to work
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When you’re about to go down on a girl with a yeast infection
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Just this and my boots. It’s below freezing outside. My beard has completely frosted over, and dense ribbons of steam rise heavenward from my meaty thighs. I wink at you and silently mouth the words, “I eat ass.” It is not a statement of preference, but a threat. Cue the music.
This is what union guys wear on the jobsite
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Not enjoying Kid Rock's Bawitdaba is grounds for immediate deportation.
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me at the elementary school for my kid’s recital
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