AnitaBeer
@AnitaBeerToday
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I’m here for the d7mbest things people post that Twitter has to offer 🤣🤣🤣
Joined January 2022
Yes everyone gets pregnant on purpose and waits 39 + weeks to abort at its most dangerous and expensive for funsies 🙄🤦🏼♀️
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@ask_aubry Wonder if caring for the siblings that “were calm and did their homework” made the sister child free for a reason.
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@AshesandEmber You think people are getting pregnant deliberately and solely for the purpose of having an abortion for fun, makes YOU look uneducated … 🤡.
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@HendrixLeslie @cvspharmacy Wait till surgeons decide they don’t need gloves because they infringe on their rights or something. We seem to be heading backwards 😞.
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@ask_aubry “Women can’t understand autism” so I hid it from my wife and when she found out I started a smear campaign against her. 🚩 🚩🚩🚩.
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@DoomScroling That guy- doctors are wrong! Every ectopic can be saved by a c-section 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️.
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@DoomScroling Nick: Have kids you can’t afford.Also Nick: No more welfare SNAP etc for single parents. Living in your car? Well you should have kept your legs closed if you can’t afford kids .🤦🏼♀️.
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@weenus69420 @AngelaLovesNY Please let men have all the sex bots. They will hopefully leave women alone
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@_celia_bedelia_ Do washrooms not have stalls? How would you ever see that unless you’re trying to peek in the door cracks?.
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@bubblegirlphoto @TheJenRollins @meredithheron You made me cry with this story. Wish my dad did that.
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No one is getting s3xual pleasure from having an abortion no matter how many ways he says it. 🤦🏼♀️.@DoomScroling @Dumfukdetector
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@VeryBadLlama We used to hang out at the mall. The mall today has signs that no one under the age of 18 is allowed inside the mall without an adult present so 🤷🏼♀️.
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@_celia_bedelia_ I hate to say it, but if you flashed your vajayjay they would twist themselves into a pretzel to still say you’re a man 🤦🏼♀️.
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@Dumfukdetector Are they going to make girls grow their hair so it is the “appropriate” length.
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@BadMedicalTakes These same people will also tell you to stop your heart meds and insulin. Please don’t stop meds without talking to your doctor.
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@welcomestalkrs Child support for the 30 women he wants every inc3l to impregnate is kinda wild.
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@ask_aubry Take the hint, earbuds are in, means take a hike. I don’t want to interact with you, on campus, on the bus, in the hall, at the mall. I don’t want to talk to anyone at all 😉.
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@ask_aubry I wonder how many of these boy moms are part of the cause of the “men’s loneliness epidemic” 🤔.
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@Dumfukdetector Absolutely! Adults in the US have s3x about 14 Billion times per year. While only about 3.5 million births occur. Most people have s3x for fun, not procreation 🤓.
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@SkptklTstkl @TJ_onfire @smashbaals Oh look, another “man” with his panties in a bunch because a woman had a choice and didn’t choose something you like. Stevie Nicks is iconic.
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@mzgreen66 @BadMedicalTakes @DoomScroling My nether regions scrunched up at the thought of this. Like, ow dude, do you want a toothpick up your p3cker and we increase the size and you can let us know how you like it 😬😬😬😬.
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@ask_aubry Absolutely he did it on purpose. She’s never watered it since she’s been with him. Take the new job, (and terrarium ) leave the husband behind.
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@DrJenGunter Unfortunately if school shootings don’t sway people over gun control, dead women won’t do it either.
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@VaxxersAnti I’m now curious if the daughter stopped eating because she found out the mom was putting piss in the food. I hope she tells someone her mom is trying to make her drink urine and they’re a mandated reporter.
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@ask_aubry She said she was r@ped and she was called a liar. I wonder why she was afraid to tell these awful parents.
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@ask_aubry This guy: You must give birth.Also this guy: You’re ugly and valueless after you give birth.Women: Hard pass .This guy: I’m so lonely, why won’t women date me 🤷🏼♀️.
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@ask_aubry Slide 11: it would be bad for her to get on an accident while fleeing in the middle of the night. If this is real, 😱 I hope she gets away 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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@llambchop916 @AbortionChat 3 seconds of pleasure is the BIGGEST self own. You couldn’t waterboard that outta me!!! .😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏼♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏼♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣.@Dumfukdetector.
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@AbortionChat This happened to a friend in her teens with her 3rd child. Had dentures in her 20s.
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@ask_aubry If a rEsPoNsIbLe man has a criminal son. It’s the fault of his wife and the guy she slept with once in college!!! That’s fact !!! 🤦🏼♀️🙄🤦🏼♀️🙄🤦🏼♀️ because a man NEVER is responsible for ANYTHING. Amirite? 🤦🏼♀️.
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@ask_aubry I literally paid for your diner (it’s dinner) and this is the thanks I get?!?! Pay me back.Translation: I put in coins and sex didn’t fall out. 😒.
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@BadMedicalTakes I always keep my mortar, pestle, garlic and HANDKERCHIEF in my purse, doesn’t everyone? 😂.
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@ask_aubry I thought we kept the old semen forever and had hybrid babies of all the men we’ve ever slept with? /sarcasm 😂😂😂.
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@DoomScroling I know. I mean the entire thread is dozens of people pointing out he’s wrong and he just keeps being confidently incorrect and keeps spewing nonsense.
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@ShowUsYourData The weirdness seems to have started around WW1, the depression, WW2. If you do ancestry research, most women married at 18 at the earliest and often closer to 25 to a man her own age. This guy is so gross.
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@ask_aubry The fanfics these guys make up about women-she said thank you- sure Jan and she lives in the next town over and goes to another school 🙄🤦🏼♀️🤣.
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@BadMedicalTakes He doubled down here 🤭🤭🤭.
@kaliacantha @ShereeThrelkeld @cbrentboles1 You're wrong. It was written about in a scientific journal ~100 years ago. The only reason you don't know about it is that it became political and therefore suppressed.
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@ask_aubry Him: I was unemployed and my wife divorced me. It’s all her fault I didn’t get a job. I was comfortable doing nothing and I would have kept doing nothing for years. How dare she divorce me, I have feelings 🤦🏼♀️.
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@ask_aubry You message on FB and 12 hours later, you invite a complete stranger to your house and she says no and she’s the wh°re!?! 😳Did I get that right?!!! 🤦🏼♀️.
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@lulubadger Woman shouldn’t be allowed to vote because Women don’t pay the consequences of votes 🤦🏼♀️.
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@ask_aubry He’s going to divorce his wife a couple months after she gives birth because she’s changed “and gross” now isn’t he.
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@BadMedicalTakes So vaccinations cause marriage rates to go up? What doesn’t the vax do?! 🤣.
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@perry_ron Why did they use an ENTIRE BOX of cornflakes, 2 cups of flour and 6 eggs for 1 chicken breast? 🤦🏼♀️.
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@bdk1521 Is it the same people who say “get a better job” the same ones saying “get a cat, die alone” 🤷🏼♀️.
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@ask_aubry I stalked you on IG, replayed that clip of you reflected in the Switch screen so often I dreamt of you, I’m trying to trauma dump and guilt you into being “my therapist and bangmaid” because you won’t get paid or benefit from it. Hard pass 😒.
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@DoomScroling Honestly this sounds like it’s alluding to forced marriage or taking kids away from single mothers “to protect the family”.
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@BadMedicalTakes I wonder why she is telling him she is on her period every 3 days…😏.Bro, you could not water board that sh!t outta me 😂😂😂.
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@ask_aubry So many men absolutely hate women and wonder why women won’t date them. It’s a real mystery 😏.
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@ask_aubry Next update will be: he admits to cheating with the work wife, but he couldn’t help himself. If only the wife had bought the perfume, he wouldn’t have cheated.
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@AmitAryaMD So we care enough to give people organ transplants, but think they are expendable because they are immune compromised because (checks notes) they had an organ transplant.
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@BadMedicalTakes Let’s do open heart surgery without pain management and while awake 🥴🥴🥴🥴🤦🏼♀️.
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@ask_aubry He cheated on her, she found out and got her ducks lined up and left and he’s the victim?!? 🥴.
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@ask_aubry Does his think his mom separated his laundry from the women and girls laundry growing up 🤦🏼♀️.
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@AHaleIII @DeansJules Without my consent, out it goes. It can go be “alive” elsewhere at 8 weeks gestation. Good luck to it
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@BadMedicalTakes So they know nothing about vaginas… colour me surprised. Probably never seen one irl 😏🤭.
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@DoomScroling The sad thing is, these same men wouldn’t have a problem if she made them BIGGER, like at all 🤮.
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@Dumfukdetector Statistically, by the time women reach menopause, 1 in 4, to as much as 1 in 3 women, will have had an abortion. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk 🤓.
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