BREAKING: NEW MOBILE GIGALEAK DEVELOPMENT.
A PROTOTYPE FOR AN UNRELEASED ANGRY BIRDS CLASSIC "HATCHERY" UPDATE HAS BEEN FOUND. STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES.
NEW FOOTAGE:
>> TestFlight giga/teraleak
AB PROTOTYPE INFO THREAD 🧵
All available information about Angry Birds betas from this unprecedented leak can be found in this thread.
It will be updated as even more is unearthed. ^TS
One is a fantastic, iconic, perfect character design. Another is a corporate, mandated mess of a design that barely constitutes as Sonic. Know the difference
Early prototypes for Angry Birds Space and Bad Piggies were found via the discord ab modding community, we're waiting for more info to be dumped before tweeting about it though.
So for now, Have space hal (?)
After 10 action-packed years, the Angry Birds are taking flight from
#ThorpePark
. Catapult yourself into a seat before 31/10 and enjoy one final Angry Birds 4D cinema showing before they migrate. The removal of Angry Birds land will make way for a brand-new land coming in 2024.
Thanks for 8,000 followers!!! This whole mobile teraleak thing has been totally wild, we hope you all stick around for more AB-related fun in the future :Δ
Sega's Angry Birds acknowledgement, a comparison...
when Sega is in charge: "let's hide classic Red in our fall banner and make adorable little angry bird treats!! ^^"
when Rovio is in charge: "moviered_arms_crossed.png. take it or leave it."
Rovio has announced that Angry Birds Classic will be playable... (yes, really!)
...in the upcoming Mercedes-Benz E-Class cars. No, this isn't a shitpost.
Sonic fans in the audience, prep yourselves, because these are going to SUCK.
Rovio has a monetization system for their games called Beacon that makes said games paywalled to hell and back. It's kicked in so bad that all of their active AB titles are basically unplayable.
On a more bittersweet note, with this major news it now truly is the end of an era.
We're so excited for the future, but we'll always cherish the story of the little birds that hit the big time
Thank you so much for everything, Rovio ❤️
- NFTs
- head of brand strategy feeding fan artwork into an AI dataset
- turning their most iconic character into an obnoxious manwhore vtuber
- saying "we'll change and improve" then turning around not even a day later to continue pretending that people like what they're doing
ABN ADVENT CALENDAR 2023 :: DAY 16/25
The one and only
@KrimaDraws
put together this fantastic work of art for today's gift! The whole flock is bundled up on this snowy day :Δ
There are no better times to spend together than these. Have you reunited with family this season?
News: The release date and price for Angry Birds Classic have been revealed! It will most likely be out on March 31st, and cost 0.99$.
The Mighty Eagle will be free.
Happy
#StarWarsDay
— May the 4th be with you! The AB Star Wars games are some of the most beloved in Angry Birds history.
Which of the two games do you prefer?
- shafting a majority of the characters from their franchise just to ruin Red even more
- avid refusal to use toons designs openly admitting they're just scared to use limitations to enhance creativity
- using literal stock animations on the movie models in games
- relocating fuckloads of Finnish employees to open a studio in Vancouver only to shut it down mere months later
- actively tanking their brand from casual gaming icon to YouTube Kids mainstay
- whatever this fucking shit is
the audacity to use movie renders when you, a game studio, were acquired by sega, a game studio, to make video games, which is what got you to this point
ab fans we are so cooked
Welcome to the SEGA family,
@Rovio
!
We’re so thrilled to celebrate Rovio becoming a member of the SEGA Group. Get ready for exciting adventures ahead! 💙
- openly telling us to grow up and move on in an official response that's supposed to be helpful to fans somehow
- continuous negligent erasure of remaining classic-based media with no care to preserve it in the slightest
- reducing their sole IP to nothing more than a name brand
said it before I'll say it again if Rovio got their feelings hurt by Angry Birds fans not falling for their bullshit then the Sonic fans are going to make them need therapy
- getting an apple arcade budget for a legacy remake game only to recycle the piss poor physics engine from modern AB Friends
- allowing gruesome zionist advertisements to be broadcast through their in-game ad service
- refusing to ever be told by anyone that they might be wrong.