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Robert is a well-intentioned, pure soul. His irritation is minimized if you are an optimistic fellow as he is. The Fruit is an agent of Satan
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big fan of the internet’s collective 15-year-long agreement that “human Lightning McQueen” is just Owen Wilson in a racing jacket
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did I ever tell you guys that knuckles is my mom’s favorite sonic character
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Only recently have I consciously noticed that I perceive every early main in-game Mario wildly differently.
Behold, a chart demonstrating the vibe each Mario gives off
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that dude really got out his phone in class one day and decided he was gonna record the definitive pronunciation of “fuck”
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found a Minecraft skin I made when I was like 10 and I’m about to fucking lose it
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watching the FNaF fanbase gain a “classic side” and “modern side” in real time knowing it is now doomed to an eternal loop of shitty pseudo-argumentation
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Them knowing the lyrics is really funny to me because it implies that their society has access to SpongeBob. What do they think of Squidward
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2011 smg4 is awesome because most of the jokes have to be in dialogue so sometimes the characters will just randomly say shit like this out of nowhere
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do we all fully comprehend how much of a crime it is that the only ever official mario cartoons were made by dic 30+ years ago now
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the one funny as frame from the first episode of adventures of sonic the hedgehog
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“Mario vs Sonic” fight debates always just boil down to which one you thought was “cooler” when you were 13, there’s no “real answer” because both characters have historical piles of random ass ultra-specific powers they could hypothetically use to insta-win
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@CarsLorekeeper
This implies that everyone in Cars 1 was making fun of McQueen for not having real titties
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where’s mecha spider-man
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@chaomix
Personally I think he would just start making bait posts in a vain attempt to troll people only to discover in horror that Sonic fans are somehow genuinely agreeing with him
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just remembered the time Big Nate made a virgin vs chad image of himself and Artur
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I know this is the most Sonic fan ass shit ever to say but can you 3D animator guys chill on his quills’ jiggle physics
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Are they just pulling a full SpongeBob Movie and making ice cream the equivalent of going out for drinks lmfao
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my dad found an angry birds plate I painted like 12 years ago and my friends and I thought the design concept was cool so I redesigned it
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just realized how fucking funny the Fredbear plush looks
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don’t you love it when your palette error is accidentally cool as fuck and works thematically
edited the super classic sonic render from sonic forces speed battle, now he has green eyes like in sonic 3k
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marvel vs capcom if it was the worst fucking video game ever made
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Thirsty armadillo makes friends with a kindhearted man who quenches its thirst.
[📹 Nelson Cardoso]
[📍 Goiàs, Brazil]
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you ever memorize a humorous pronunciation of a somewhat uncommon phrase and then when said phrase gets said innocuously you instantly remember the humorous pronunciation like it’s a sleeper agent activation code
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Oh yea since the Slingshot Stories S3 episodes are already on streaming services
The eggs only show up in one episode this season and the pigs eat them, its not a fakeout it actually happens.
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what the actual hell is going on with Modern Sonic’s spin jump ball I just wanna know
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just found out about the single greatest thing to come from the current era of sonic media
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Getting “cute vs cool” debates with Sonic again and I want to kill myself
HE’S A CARTOON CHARACTER HIS PORTRAYAL VARIES DEPENDING ON THE TONALITY OF THE SCENARIO WHICH HE IS IN
COOL AND CUTE/FUNNY ARE NOT INHERENTLY OPPOSITES AND SONIC IS A CHARACTER DESIGNED TO BE ADAPTABLE
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The B-Dasher is the coolest kart design and it should be considered “Mario’s car” across the board, even in other media
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mecha sonic fans as a collective should start treating mk 2’s eye thing like how fnaf fans treat springtrap taking off his mask
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here I made a modern twitter compatible version so people can’t misconstrue what I was actually trying to say
what the actual hell is going on with Modern Sonic’s spin jump ball I just wanna know
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anyone else noticing a bit of a contradiction
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who thought it was even remotely okay to put this here
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Imagine putting Squidward in this thing
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decided to do my own take on it
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Something that is (understandably) not really a thing in “Human Cars” fanart are the cars themselves- but one of these days I kinda hope someone will try drawing some of the racing shots with 2006-era appropriate NASCAR Gen 4 Cars lol
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just found out about the single greatest thing to come from the current era of sonic media
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This is Sonic 1 if it was a GOOD IMMERSIVE VIDEO GAME
Hearing people fucking die in sonic forces reimagined 🤌✨
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I had a dream where DidYouKnowGaming? posted this image publicly
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this is why he wasn’t in sonic the fighters
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cmon guys know the difference
smg4 fans this post is not for you go somewhere else
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this current era of sonic media drives me fuckin nuts man because why is the one actually interesting and fun premise being used for an apple arcade exclusive mobile game and not the full priced console games or the comic books or the fucking multimillion dollar hollywood movies
Join a race against time to stop Dr. Eggman's bizarre dreams from coming true. Sonic Dream Team arrives December 5th exclusively on
@AppleArcade
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@Jarbys_
Using different fonts for different characters is a neat idea but it also has the funny ass side effect of making it look like Peter is yelling all of his lines
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We’re already getting the Both Are Good centrism handshake images it’s OVER
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Kids don’t get hit by cars anymore they play Super Fruit Poke the west has fallen
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@LilyKangaroo
They start treating it like a 100% accurate historical fiction and it starts getting taught in schools and shit
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@chaomix
Personally I think he would just start making bait posts in a vain attempt to troll people only to discover in horror that Sonic fans are somehow genuinely agreeing with him
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I think my takeaway from the Space leak is not just “wow, new birds!” but also the possibility that instead of being a Knuckles-style weirdo loner guardian, Ice Bird was gonna be in a bizarro “Space flock”
Wonder how things woulda been different if this was “a thing”
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just found a YouTube short where they assemble a retro Mario out of candy and then obliterate him
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One day you will feel the consequences of your actions.
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The single most detrimental thing to happen to the entire Sonic series was the initial American localization
What’s your Sonic opinion that will have you like this against everyone??
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