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18 // am I alive and well, or am I dreaming dead? +
Joined July 2014
this is my moms actual business card bro wtf does she do for a living
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Dream officially switching to Android in September.
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look at everyone else. i'm convinced that gen z neurotypicals literally bullied themselves into being devoid of any personality.
“grrrr! someone is EXPRESSING THEMSELVES through clothes?! this is OUTRAGEOUS! 😡😡😡😡😡”
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Check for hot playground equipment. If it's too hot for your hand, it's definitely too hot for a child's skin.
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i desperately need to know if geometry dash can play doom.
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I miss when AI images were abstract/shitty enough to be funny while posing no actual threat to artists. It was benign and pretty funny.
Ash Baby / Screaming Baby Made of Ash - AI-generated DALL-E 2 (2022)
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my mother has no idea half a million people have seen her business card but she *did* tell me people have looked at their business cards and had to do double takes 😭.
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modern Family Guy's absurdism is second to none. this shit has me on the FLOOR for no reason
Personally I feel that while Family Guy never achieved the same heights as The Simpsons, it also never fell to the same depths either. It's kept a consistent level of mediocrity for the past 15 years, instead of devolving into whatever abomination Zombie Simpsons is.
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@JWCartoonist I literally was thinking the same thing a couple months back. It feels like a massive gaslighting scheme. Cause I was thinking, "no way did I have the lamest backyard growing up," but then I thought harder and realized none of my friends had treehouses either.
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a lot of you mentioned how poorly worded/threatening the tweet was. I understand—out of context, it's severely worrying to read and I figured that out the hard way. my resentment lies in the fact that I was given no opportunity to defend myself or explain the ACTUAL context.
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@VirveVEVO @Grit_Frame I actually really hope someone found out through the wii news channel.
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@_DOUMAK you're right—I 100% understand the course of action they took with no context, I'd probably report it too in hindsight. what breaks me is the fact that the school gave me no chance to explain myself. it was a terrible choice of words and it has changed the course of my life.
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A BETA BUILD OF HOTEL MARIO WAS FOUND AND THERES UNUSED DIALOGUE?????
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Everyone knows about the #SuperMarioMovie like animation, but did you know retweets have their own? . Give it a try for a cool 1-UP animation!
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@thedubstepdoge @Resurrected2751 "damn you got banned? well now you are eternally stuck giving us your money".
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the object show community's hours of genuine soulful animation having to be compared on the regular to a manchild playing with puppets and a weeb cringelord making painfully unfunny gmod skits, please be fr
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obligatory post: my local theatre's Chicken Jockey reaction
can confirm my city is not full of lame people bc the theatre during Minecraft was popping off 🥹.
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and this checks out bc in my first two years of high school (not three bc i did junior year online) i would literally never hear anyone talk about ANYTHING.
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@WSCCartridges that too I actually really should have mentioned that. often times I feel like parents mask it under telling them "they'll bully you for that". my mom pulled that shit when I wanted to bring a hairbrush to school (I don't want to look like a trainwreck at the end of the day).
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@MuteIife Like this would have worked so much better if . A. they didnt drive quagmires sex obsessed-ness to the extreme and have him be an actual rapist. B. they used any other character.
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this was too good for me not to attempt
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tomorrow Congress is very likely to pass a bill that will kill internet anonymity and usher in an era of total censorship. the free press is dead, the first amendment is dead. i do not have a government issued ID that is not expired so moots if that gets enforced it's been real.
🚨 KOSA UPDATE 🚨. Recap of what's at stake:.- Our ability to protest for Palestine. - To be openly LGBTQ. - To not have to use a ID to use social media. - To be free from suffocating political censorship.
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y'all need to put yourselves out there!!! this is THE time of your life to create YOU. don't waste it.
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@TheCartoonBase @hamishsteele netflix after posting the Guillermo del Toro quote again in 2 hours
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this is also the last gif on the internet, any gif after this one just doesn't exist because nothing tops this one it's too good.
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@imagesaicouldnt you can't hit people with the cars in Work at a Pizza Place anymore?!?!? 1984.
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had a dream last night that the annoying orange twitter account would tweet about ongoing geopolitical events and conflicts and it just looked like this
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cause it was fucking funny can y'all not be miserable for two seconds.
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The Shoe could fix a huge portion of its aura problem with this one painfully simple change
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@ampol_moment "YOU KNOW NOTHING, GIGACHADEUS" . - an actual phrase written by a US politician.
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muting this thread. i said neurotypicals because it feels like nd folks are *generally* less afraid to express themselves than the rest.
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@ChadPergram actively detesting any and all white candidates just for being white (even if they support your cause) will not get you anywhere. what you’re doing is creating more divides and acting like it’s progress. i thought we were all to be judged on their character, not our skin color.
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craiyon should have been the furthest extent of it this shit was gold
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@mariijima @aykrivwazzup no it's just funny to me that no matter how hard they try they will never un-Woke the AI because it actually reads books and knows how the world works.
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@TKOdarkshadow__ lmao what's sus? sticking up for marginalized groups being generalized as something they're not? weird behavior.
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@Nagumo_hajime00 When a skeleton picks up you or your friend's shit and starts running at you that shit is scary. they're so goddamn fast.
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@JorgeD1296148 @WonderKing82 since you formatted this like a GPT answer here's elon's own ai bot debunking literally all of these:
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@Star_Wyse i love how stupidly out of place the schnitzel guy was among the other characters. he's awesome. also remember how the villains took the schnitzel truck and fucking
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no patrick, just because a web cartoon is on streaming doesn't mean it's "not indie anymore"
‘Hazbin Hotel’ and ‘Helluva Boss’ crossover in a new video to announce that Helluva Boss is coming to Amazon Prime Video soon. The season will consist of 15 episodes.
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@Maniaca_nanet @Awesomemay_ the animator on maternity leave who has the entire film saved on their home computer:
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@OrwellNGoode I was born in 2006 and am legally old enough to drive, welcome to your hell, you're old.
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@YulaMizoti or maybe because facts are left leaning and dont rely on bullshit pseudoscience and conspiracy like the right does.
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@KellytoyDK never understood the imagine dragons hate I get they're kind of repetitive but they're not doing anything wrong.
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@buffys you are boarding the Liberty of the Seas in Fort Lauderdale, this ship is currently offering a 3-day cruise itinerary that docks in Nassau and later RCCL's private waterpark isle before returning to port, you will return to port on January 27th
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@cynonari they also blamed the 🌽 industry on trans ppl and said it should be banned entirely
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