[email protected] Andy Armstrong
@AndyArmstrong
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Technology botherer at the BBC.
Stroud, Gloucestershire, UK
Joined March 2007
Just spotted @SimonforStroud out campaigning; a local GP for 30 years, he pioneered social prescribing, using the arts to improve people’s health. A far better candidate to help Stroud than the current parachuted Tory. Go Simon 🙌👏👏👏👏
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Hey chums. If any of you have #Mastodon accounts please add your handle to your bio here. If you do anyone who follows you here will be able to find you over there. See you on the other side.
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Ah. https://t.co/6nQnr3G1Vv is down. Busy day I guess.
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Most vanity memoirs exist because their author has failed to understand that “you’ve had such an interesting life; you should write about it” means “shut the fuck up; it’s a shit story and we’ve heard it a hundred times”
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Actual WTF.
GRUNT fucking CHAPS tho?! Lest we forget: ✅Blacklisted for 19 / 20 business sites for ©️ infringement ✅Threatened a constituent with legal action for saying he had multiple pseudonyms ✅Admitted he had 'over-firmly denied' that last thing Seriously now, wtf is happening?
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I’m humbled by the extraordinary courage and commitment it takes to enter a supermarket and pour milk on the floor with scant regard for one’s own safety. Heroes.
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Hey @monzo may I please have access to my bank account? I know you need the security theatre - but surely my claim to my own cash should trump yours, right?
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First code review.
Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, begging her collaborator Charles Babbage, the inventor of the first general computer, not to mess with her math
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If you fancy being kind please share this around to encourage people to follow @AnonOpin2 as a stupid Twitter bug means I can't post to the original account any more, losing 97,000 followers which, in the words of Paul McCartney, is a drag
A Twitter bug that is pushing us into an infinite loop it rejecting a verification code means we have to abandon @anon_opin which is infuriating. Please follow @AnonOpin2 so that we can start posting here.
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I think, according to the Zeno’s paradox, there’s time for an infinity of Tory leaders before the next general election.
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🚨 Yet another Gov #AttackOnNature? The third in as many days? @DefraGovUK please say it’s not true that the Government is going to break another promise and scrap the new scheme that supports nature friendly farming? 1/14
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I'm going to lay down a tweet for prosperity: even if Liz Truss is not currently a Manchurian Candidate, in less than 24 months she'll be claiming to have been one all along. Free Oxford comma too.
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This phone dropped in the crapper scam has awakened a parental instinct I didn’t know I had.
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Elon Musk doesn't come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter, and I don't go to him for film, TV or literature criticism.
Bro even Elon musk doesn’t like the new fucking #TheRingsofPowrer show. That’s crazy 😟. @neilhimself what you think? Of this
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