What a headline.

9 Years is a joke, she should get life in prison😪

Sick of that nosey cow next door.

We’re ready! Bring it on @premierleague

ＨＩＳＴÓＲＩＣＯ 🤩 Neemias Queta é o primeiro jogador português a ser escolhido por uma equipa da @NBA! #VamosComTudo, craque! 🇵🇹

Solo screamer from @YayaToure 🔥 #GoalOfTheDay x @ManCity

🎬 3, 2, 1… Está inaugurada a #CidadeSporting, em Alvalade 🟢⚪

🐺🧤 Há um novo guardião na 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖙à 𝕰𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆! Boa sorte na @OfficialASRoma, Rui Patrício! 🇵🇹

IKEA launched a new water bottle under the name “Cristiano”.

😂😂

We launched the Grand Tour in Portugal and now..... It’s a country where great things happen

Boys will be boys. 🤣

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Gareth Southgate when Eric Dier rolls up at the Euros training camp

I can confirm Gareth Southgate asked me to be in the England squad for the EUROs but unfortunately for Gareth, I planned on completely reorganising the lay-out of my double garage this summer.