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@Juckport
Pulling your hair into high pony tails every single day does that to your hair bestie
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@shelbygraced
You forgot the unlabeled flag so I wanted to do it bur then I couldn't think of a flower that matches the flag so I put a monster truck on it instead
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I promise I will update it soon
@Dreamsspotify
I was just... uhhh... on vacation since July...
In school and in Hamburg... yeah
FR now I haven't forgot about the list and will update it soon
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@simpingboisinc
Once Techno got like a cut on his leg and Tommy rushed to heal it but it was already healed and he got sad like "I wanted to help.." so Techno m runs out of the room and comes back with his other leg cut like "nonono little godling you just looked at the wrong leg pls don't cry"
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@28_cardz
@mothwxngs
Thats literally the first time I ever heard about this
thats so interesting
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@simpingboisinc
Wilbur: Uhm dad.. we have to tell you something..
Phil: Did you mцrder someone again?
Techno: Worse than that.
Phil: I told you to stay away from TN-
Wilbur: Worse...
Techno: We got you a woman.
Phil: You got me what?!
*door crashes open*
Kristen: You doorbell is broken.
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@simpingboisinc
Techno: *sitting at the table, trying to not spit out his coffee*
Wilbur: *with the brightest smile:* Do you like your coffee? Do you want something else?
Techno: *takes a sip and suppresses a gag* it's amazing, thank you! I would love a blueberry muffin
Wilbur: *happy noise*
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@simpingboisinc
Once Techno got a proper haircut and a neat braid hairstyle it reveals his young innocent face and bright eyes and little smile and suddenly everyone is so much less scared of him because even when he is a childish dick he looks very sweet
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@technodadreddit
*techno family casually watching TV*
Somewhere from the other side of the house:
"YOU WANNA BE A HERO TOMMY?"
Technodad:
"ah yes thats our boy-"
"THEN D!E LIKE ONE"
Technomom:
"your* boy"
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@simpingboisinc
Tommy: "Phil I wanna-"
Phil: "Not now, Toms. I got work t-"
Tommy: *fake sniff* "I miss him.."
Phil: *flies out of his chair, throws over the table, rushes to Tommy* "I WILL GIVE YOU WHAT EVER YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES MY SON MY PRESCIOS"
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@voidmind2
Imagine hearing sm like
"Why was there an assasination attempt?! I'm so alone, you would only be putting me out of my misery!"
from the other side of the wall?!
That 17 y/o neighbor got assasins after his ass AND is su1cidal like DAMN KID
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@iQuackbur
I'm Jewish too hii
I don't think getting numbers tattooed in general is much of a problem tbh.
Dates, number that have a meaning to you, media references etc. that's alright.
It becomes a problem when people get numbers tattooed to "label" themselves with them.
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@widepeepoPussy
@m_arvii
And then be like
"No I don't accept
"I'm sorry about that. I was young and stupid. I know better now and wish someone would have told me saying that word is hurtful way earlier."
as a apology"
Like wtf else do you expect from them now?
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@simpingboisinc
Tommy enchants Techno like "You are super strong now!" and "You get no scratches!"
and it doesn't do fuvking shit
but he doesn't knows that
So he watches Techno win all these fights like "He is so strong and get no injuries ever! I did that!" and is very proud of that
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@simpingboisinc
On particular bad days Phil doesn't has the appetite to eat what Techno prepared for him
so Techno stands on his windowsill and scratching the window
Phil let's him in like "You want some? I am not really hungry.."
but the cat jumps into the table and pushed the plate towards him
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@corpsedeadrose
Took me good 15 seconds to realize that Shawn Mendes doesn't look like GNF here but that this is in fact GNF
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@psithirissma
he knows a total of 5 words in spanish
and he learned them from his older brother
and this is not even a head canon but actually true
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@softforhyudawn
@AlexTuckr
I have no idea who they are but this appeared on my TL and now I wanna know what happened
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@simpingboisinc
Phil only that day Realizes Techno is much younger than him
Phil: I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A CHILD ALL THIS TIME?
Techno: I AM 23
Phil: *shocked gasp* A ZOMMER
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@simpingboisinc
Techno is in denial that the cat is Wilbur
So when the cat seeks our Techno
he treats it like a friend
rants to it and gifts him stuff
One day he ties a bell and a pendant around it's neck
The next day Wilbur wears that bell and pendant around his wrist
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@bladedarlin
I used Technos Syndicate name in this lol
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@simpingboisinc
Technos favorite flowers used to be Hyacinth, Lilies and Roses
because Wilbur would always gift him whole bouquets of them
when they were younger.
Later on he learned that Wilbur only grows them when he is sad
and now he can't look at them anymore.
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@ZEGLERSBLAIR
I got a diagnosis and it was fucking wrong like what the shit did we payed for that buzzfeed quiz did better than that
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@charactertoms
@elytrafall
I don't understand why people get upset when straight people relate to the characters in Heartstopper like-
LGBT people can relate to straight people in their emotions too?
Love and Fear and all these things
feel the same for everyone
and everyone was once a confused teen.
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@simpingboisinc
One day Tubbo comes home with an extra load of pastries that Techno gave him because adores that kid and it goes like
Dream: "Where you got those from?"
Tubbo: "Uhhhh... I stole them! From Technoblade!"
Dream: "THAT'S MY BROTHER YEAHHHH"
Tubbo: "YEEEEEEEEE"
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@slimgiltsoul
Rule 34 - 36 of the Internet
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
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@simpingboisinc
They will still cheer for fucking Tree number 3 as loud as they can
Like everyone will politely applaud for the whole class and these 3 fucks will yell
"WOAH LETS GO TREE
#3
OU ARE SOO COOL AND THE BEST ACTOR EVER
ALL THE OTHER KIDS FUCKING SUCK
ALSO FUCK YOU TREE
#1
AND
#2
"
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@simpingboisinc
Every time the boys call him "Dad" Phil feels incredibly happy but also incredibly guilty at the same time and it takes him years to call them "sons" without his heart physically arching
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@crimeboiz
No one tell the TikTokers that it was a Minecraft role play country on the DSMP.
Let's gaslight them into thinking Wilbur Soot destroyed Lichtenstein or something.
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@simpingboisinc
One day Wilbur gets caught and locked up so he just orders a "prison break out kit" and Techno delivers it within 10 minutes and just leaves again without a word
No one knows how he got through 15 high security doors, 100 guards and one entire ocean AND back.
He just did.
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@orpheusaki
What cracks me up is
that the reason they decided
to call it TommyInnit is that
"he best reflects a particle that
causes enough chaos to make particle physicists
want to shit their ass into their pants"
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@simpingboisinc
Techno: *kicks open the door* I GOT YOU BULGARS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO STEAL FROM THE BLADEEEE-
Tommy and Wilbur: *cradled together, hiss out glitter at him*
Techno: You aren't bulgars.
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@sircantus
After the 15th time they just start ordering the most random bullshit they would never eat so Tommy messes it up so its exactly what they actually wanted and when Tommy brings them their stuff its the first time a customer doesnt tell him he messed up :D
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@highkeyoli
Omg can you tell Tommy I love him too?
And of not can you tell Aimsey to tell Tommy I love him?
I got this picture of my two cats as payment!
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@sircantus
After a while Tommy starts carrying around a notebook to write down the orders so he stops messing them up but SBI tell him to not do it for them because they like "his interpretation of their order" and the always end up enjoying his mess ups more than their original orders
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@technodadreddit
Man was too busy with war and farming to even think about romance what a king
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@70SNEWANGEL
I will just use my Instagram birthday pics from a year ago and 3 days ago whop!
Glew up quite a lot I think :D
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@SbeveSbi
@hivemindscape
I don't know if I should laugh but Techno would absolute laugh about this so I will to
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@simpingboisinc
*Tommy comes home late*
Tommy: I forgot the time, sorry I'm home late. Hope you didn't worry too much.
Techno: Don't care. Go to sleep.
Technos thoughts: I was about to go search for him thank god he is home safe I hope he had fun out and dreams sweet
Tommy: Night Techno c:
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@simpingboisinc
When he is 99,9% sure he gifts it his favorite golden ring and the next day Wilbur comes up to him with a smile saying "You told me weeks ago how much it means to you. I can't take it." and puts it back onto Technos finger who for the first time smiles back.
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@simpingboisinc
Phil: So how much experience do you have with children
Techno: Some got sacrificed to me in the early days
Phil: And did you take care of them?
Techno: They are d3ad?
Phil: So you did not take good care of them I see
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@TacoAmigo777
I block everyone who says shit about me and when someone else goes "oh they are blocking everyone who disagrees with them" i just block that person too
its wonderful
twitter is so peaceful like this
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@bonesandthebees
It was funny when Wilbur put on the blue blindfold on stream
and the whole chat was "SIREN" and "Who the fuck is Siren"
or when the whole of WilburTwt drew blue blindfolds on their pfps and founded SirenTwt
but spamming him like "YOU NEED TO READ THIS" is just annoying bruh
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@psithirissma
All of his friends absolutely adored Techno :(
Like imagine having people so exited by just being there
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@simpingboisinc
When they both turn 18 they are like "I'm growing independent!
Let me celebrate out with my friends!
It will be just as epic as always!"
and the party is just Wilbur n Techno eating some Walmart cake together
but it's still the best party ever
cause theyre celebrating together
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@dttwtupdates
Include this tweet of Karl it's adorable😂🤧
I literally stayed up on the phone with Sapnap all night last night so he could drive to Dream's in 1 night without falling asleep just for him to fall asleep at a rest stop when it was 11am for me...
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@simpingboisinc
It gets to the point where Techno is conditioned to connect something tasting absolutely horrible with Wilburs happiness and smile
Techno: *eats Philzas fucked up pie, spits it back out, smiles happy*
Philza: You don't have to eat it-
Techno: No I wanna to 0-0 *throws up*
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@simpingboisinc
When Techno tries to talk to one of the girls even if it's just to show them where the bathroom is Floof just bites him
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@yangdamii
I want someone to find the cure for Sarcoma Cancer and be invited to a huge ass conference and just walk on the stage and say "This is for Technoblade. Blood for the blood God." in all seriousness and the whole room start cheering cause everyone invited is a Techno stan
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@piso4_supremacy
@alliumupdate
@hannahkatelol
HE DID THE THING
HE DID THE DANCE
also the way he recognized them instantly and they just looked at him like a scolding mom lmfao
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@AliceGrewUp
Technoblade 🤝🏻 Me
Being practically mute most the time and only being really me around certain people and in certain situation
Techno really REALLY loved to be Technoblade, loved this "job", loved us.
I wish he bad more time to be himself.
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@taoscatbean
There are good reasons why people dislike her
Like she claimed to be the girlfriend of someone who she never even asked out before,
she guilt-tripped,
she is weird about being an ally
and something else i forgot
Its valid to dislike her
but Harry and Bed are just so much worse
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@frankiebxby
@ddiscduo
"TELL US IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT OT NOT"
"I'm not straight"
"LIES. YOU ARE STRAIGHT."
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@simpingboisinc
c!Phil is always there to remind him.
Someone: *trying to talk to Phil, shaking in fear*
Phil: Techno, you are scaring them, stop the de4th glare
Techno: Oh yeez my bad. I am just trying to recognize your face, stranger. *keeps the d3ath stare tho*
Someone: *nods in panic*
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@taoeIIe
what else he supposed to use?
in Europe you get slapped over verbally by your teacher if you use something else lol
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@Dreamsspotify
look what I did :D
I will update it when ever
@Dream
streams a song amd you tweet about it!
Guys just put it on shuffle and feel like DREAMing.
Also enjoy his taste, it´s good in my opinion :p
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Authors like
@sircantus
have the power
to write 35 chapters of
pure fluff, comfort and family dynamic
and then out of the nothing
k!ll off the youngest character (Tommy)
in the most tragic way you can possibly imagine
and traumatize thousands of readers.
And that terrifies me.
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@ghoztvenom
@realjaycastillo
^^^!!!
The first time I met a trans person irl I was way younger and didn't really understand all that and kept misgendering him :(
But people older than me helped me to understanding and learn that he is a boy now and that made the switch to male pronouns easy and natural!
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@simpingboisinc
No cause imagine him getting so super exited over how powerful he thinks he is and then he tries the same tricks on other humans and it doesn't works :(((
He would be so sad :(((((
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@patchesalt
He definitely likes this big guy holding little guy and keeping little guy safe and warm bullshit
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@onyzir
@clandestine_00
TECHNO MESSING WITH US WHEN HE ISNT EVEN HERE ANYMORE ISTFG THIS MAN I-
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AU where Tommy
dreams of amazing adventures
with his two older brothers
Wilbur and Techno
every night
and wakes up
every morning
ready to storm into their rooms
to tell them about his dream
just to remember
once out of his rooms door
that he is
and always was
an only child
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@psithirissma
No cause Tommy would get picked on by people's just one year older than him at lunch and then his Senior brothers who everyone adores but also fears would scoot in like "What did you just say to our brother" and protect him and
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@simpingboisinc
The cat keeps appearing in his kitchen regularly to make sure Phil eats
and Phil notices that it looks rather thin and sad itself
so he starts making breakfast for the cat every morning
while still not knowing the little creature with the smart eyes does the same for him
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@simpingboisinc
That's how Techno bribed Phil into buying him weapons
Phil: I will not buy you your 5th Katana
Techno: Father bought me all the weapons I wanted before you ya know-
Phil: You were 5 when I ya know-
Techno:
Phil: I will buy you a Katana.
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@simpingboisinc
Dream: Where did you got that drink and lego from?
Tubbo: Stole it from Technoblade
Dream: They dont even sell drinks? OR LEGO?
Tubbo: Who said I stole it from the shop?
Dream: You- You got it from his house?
Tubbo: I mean technically yes
Dream: YEAHHH THATS MY BROTHER
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@sleepyboispos
@elytracity
Fr like?
I am someone who shows both reactions debending on the situation! I scream and beat a wall
or I cry and curl into myself
and for both reactions I get shamed and fucking demonized for just because I am afab.
Why aren't women allowed to show emotions?
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@MrsSarahSimons
I'm happy you trust him like this and believe in him figuring it all out on his own and with his friends
while still being always one call away
in case he does not.
Your support is immense and surely really appreciated by him❤
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@simpingboisinc
Let's destroy that floof real quick
Once Wibur as cat fell asleep in Technos lab so Tech drew a cock onto Wills arm with a sharpie
and next day in school Wilbur comes up to him wearing long sleeves at 35°C and slaps Techno over the head lmao
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@charactertoms
@elytrafall
Like I for example relate to Charlie A LOT
not because I am a boy who likes a boy
but because I am someone who likes someone
but struggles to accept that anyone could ever truly love me and that I'm worthy of love!
I relate to Charlie in his emotions
and not his sexual.
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@corpsie_husband
@hugsnap
I never thought Sapnap would be the one to shy away but here we are
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@simpingboisinc
Also one day the cat doesn't leaves after breakfast is finished
but stays with Phil
to keep him company
and because Techno himself craves a little company and affection
Long story short
Philza adopts his guardian angel cat
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@sircantus
Turns out his superpower is attracting conflict and violence
what's funny because he is the most chill person ever and never gets into fights himself
It started of with people getting into arguments in middle school when he was close by
and escalated into this
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@gendrman
@CICADALAWYER
It just makes me HC brain spin so hard
cause MotherInnit is the Goddess of Life
while his brother figures Wilburs mother
Mumza is the Goddess of D3ath
Like what the fuck does that make them?
Also people already call Tommy and Wilbur
the Sun and the Moon
THEY ARE OPPOSITES
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@technotwtnews
Unopened play button
A Nintendo switch
Random pink hair tie
Table scratched up
Rainbow shiny keyboard and PC
monitor lookin scrunchy af
and finally: Dora cup
Yes that's Technoblades desk.
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@MrsSarahSimons
You raised a wonderful little human there who found amazing friends who will support him where he will go!
I'm sure he will visit you as often possible and is thankful for everything you did for him.
Be also proud of yourself because you did amazing there❤
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