Hands down the best $6.95 I've ever spent #cats

A little cheeky

Eye doctor: “Your test results just came back.” Me: “Can I see them?” Eye doctor: “Probably not”

A win would’ve been nice, but it was still the greatest night of my football life. It’s the moment that I will always remember when the real reason for football clicked in. Football isn’t just a game played with a ball on a field. It’s not just 3-D chess with men colliding.

You can’t blame Caleb Williams for the INT in OT….. the Bears have the absolute perfect play called The lack of effort by #2 is really telling….you can’t give up on this route like this. #DaBears

Jim Cornelison sings the National Anthem in Chicago 👏

Telling my grandchildren about the 2025 Chicago Bears and their fourth quarter comebacks that resurrected this franchise from the dead

I know the Bears lost, but this is one of the most insane throws in NFL playoff history.

These lyrics. They speak to me 🥰

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BEARS KNOCK THE PACKERS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS WE’RE NOT SLEEPING IN NO FOREST PRESERVE TONIGHT

Omg #CHIvsGB #NFLPlayoffs

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I've never felt more alive

Eating Cheez-its with fancy words on the box in Montreal. I feel so cultured

EASILY one of my favorite genres of internet videos is black people discovering the whitest music known to man…and absolutely LOVING it 🙌💀👏👏👏

I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards Turns out it was just spam

In Scotland, we stop doing the accent when you guys aren't around.

Me as an Uber driver: Man, it's been a day. Do you mind driving?

My daughter in college texted me and asked where to go to get air in her tires. I told her the gas station and I swear on all that is holy her response was this, “I only have $88 in my bank account. Will it cost more than that?”