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@TheRealDramaLlama

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@TheRealDramaLlama

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4 years

@brevestunet @AngelaMWilhelm @oscartaracena Funny how the police are able to have tattoo sleeves and look like gang members themselves but you can't get hired to work in many places in the private sector with obvious tattoos, or without at least covering them up while at work.

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@Rubberasylum *sings off-key to Had a Little Dreidel* "I bought a little Twitter, and billions I did pay made myself the CEO, and sent the staff away. Oh, Twitter Twitter Twitter, all the money that I've paid won't keep the corporate sponsors and makes the user base afraid! *repeat*

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@areoants @DuckUtena It's even more fun when the pilot is the murder victim. Then they have to figure out how to land the damn thing too.

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@MsEnglishnogood @fasc1nate It's also much more than a token. To the Maasai, cattle represent almost their entire wealth so this gift was of great value to them.

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@FritzMyles_ Fursuits are hot, sweaty, musty and gross! I would never wear one!

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6 years

I have a new furry conspiracy theory: @peppercoyote is actually Star Lord in disguise.

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6 years

My sentiments, exactly.

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4 years

What about better public education?

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4 years

@Outlaw2309 @revnatscider Guess what? Giving a cop the finger or swearing at them is Constitutionally-protected freedom of expression. It is not grounds for assaulting and battering someone.

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5 years

@NatureisScary At least it was quick... I should be so lucky.

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@thefurryitwolf @kinterdeer

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8 months

To all the non-furries out there...

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4 years

@tcos01 @Public_Citizen Please quote your sources when providing unfounded statistics.

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7 years

#furfest in a nutshell: I think I'm slowly losing my mind. This is Bat Country.

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5 years

@RobotLyra

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2 years

@nytimes What I noticed foremost is that she didn't try to contest the election results, claim election fraud or refuse to concede, unlike some other notable Republican who lost a recent election.

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@2Michael100104 @NatureisScary That's called 'spasm', it's reflexive and is what normally happens when you suddenly deprive an animal of a brain to control their body. The spinal nerves take over. The carcass will continue to twitch for awhile. It's no less delicious to the lizard.

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OK, @furfest attendees- here's your big chance to complain about the confusing room lottery. My whiny t-shirts are now a real thing, only $17 each, and BUYING ONE WILL HELP THE CON CHARITY (FELINES & CANINES). YOU ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO GET ONE ORDERED!

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5 years

Hey @FurFest attendees: here's some professional advice on how to deal with Drama Llamas like Milo and his ilk: IGNORE THEM. Don't interact with them, don't talk about them. Act they don't even exist and you take all the power away from them. Trust me, I hate being ignored!

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6 years

@BoozyBadger I had the "check engine" light come on in my car. I opened the hood and looked inside. The engine was still there...

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4 years

Whoever it is, they have my vote.

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6 years

and also.... STOP LIKING MY TWEETS! It makes me feel like I actually matter, or something.

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@CosmicalLupus Coming soon to a theater near you: "Puss in Drag"

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5 years

@rawryrabs @peppercoyote Interfering with the US Mail is a felony. Just saying.

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@BoozyBadger

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@fasc1nate That complaint was written by my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granduncle. He was a coppersmith and he really knew how to gripe.

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@cassiejokes *pounds on your door* Hi, it's ME, and I brought some company this time- my old pals, Nameless Dread and Random Anxiety! We're just gonna hang around with you for a few days or weeks- OK?

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6 years

Hey furry artists- Next time someone asks you to do a reduced fee commission, send them this:

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@BlackFish775 @MykeCole That one features a high-catpacity magazine.

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@FritzMyles_ Sucks to be you. Drama Llamas are very hard to get rid of once you attract ones attention.

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@WusdisWusdat

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3 years

I have discovered a new emotion for when I get ready to click on a link someone has sent me.... "Dreadspectation"

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4 years

Gee, I wonder who in the furry community started THIS?!

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5 years

Hey folks- make sure to buy one of my whiny @furfest t-shirts to help the charity. If we sell only 50 shirts, Felines and Canines gets over $400 PLUS A MATCHING GRANT of another $400. = over $800 to the charity for only 50 lousy shirts. Plus, you get a shirt and free drama!

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6 years

@BoozyBadger I have put myself in charge of providing the furniture for the Headless Lounge...

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5 years

@raz_swirl I would like to have sex, just once in my life. But that would probably involve being touched by someone. Icky.

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@Mrfibbleswurth @InternetH0F Just stay well clear of the Black Mesa Research Facility.

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6 years

@Unclekage I've always wanted a piece of a fire alarm.

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6 years

I agree with someone, for once.

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@jaydlugin @kendallybrown @yashar @JordanUhl I think God would use stronger language, personally.

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@EndyNB @SomniumSound Face Minor.

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@Firr

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3 years

Another @furfest memory- here is Vin who apparently got tired of my constant kvetching and is giving me a special, two-handed throat hug.

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6 years

It puts the eggnog in the basket, or it gets the hose again....

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6 years

As Santa Claus stepped into living room, the gate slammed over the fireplace to block his only exit. Only then did he see the collection of furry art on the walls. From behind unblinking fursuit eyes in a shadowed corner came his captor’s voice. “Hewwo Daddy.”

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@fwanky_ Next time just say : "I'm going to an anthropomorphic art show and costuming convention". They won't ask anything else, so as not to admit they don't know what "anthropomorphic" means.

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@kilorat That was painful and depressing to watch. You just made my day.

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5 years

#AToastForDogbomb Here's to someone who is clearly a better person than I will ever be. Even though he's annoyingly cheerful. @dogbomb1

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2 years

@FurFest To assist everyone with registering, I have enclosed a simplified diagram of the room lottery process.

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6 years

@peppercoyote It's the closest some furries will ever get to actually using it.

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4 years

It hasn't been this cheap to go nowhere in many years....

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4 years

@BenjaminABoyce @2_gryphon This is why we have a constitutionally guaranteed right to free speech in the USA. Everyone should be very careful about taking away someone else's rights even if they find their opinions offensive. Otherwise, I'd never be able to open my mouth!

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@Suntattoowolf My favorite thing is watching people beg others for money to 'help them get home" after (presumably) having paid to go to a con for the weekend.

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@dogbomb1 I don't believe you, but that's OK. My hoof accidentally stuck on the "2" key so you're actually a hundred bucks over. I'll be evicted by the end of the month now, but I suppose it was worth it to not be a schmuck for 5 minutes of my adult life.

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4 years

Can we just start the Presidential election process over again, only this time with new, totally different candidates?

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5 years

@peppercoyote @Mohrgears @ZerdaFox @Sparkypics

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4 years

@BoozyBadger I called a scammer who asked me to send him a $3500 check for "processing fees" to secure a new Mercedes as a prize in the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes at 5 AM today to tell him I sent the check. Woke him up. Then I called him back at 5:20 to ask what color it was.

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@JT_Jag @kennedytcooper I think it takes more 'manliness' for a guy to dress in women's clothing than someone who won't out of fear of ridicule.

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8 years

Sure...rub it in for the rest of us who can never seem to get any action!

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4 years

Hey, young furries. If you think you are 'safe' from getting seriously ill from COVID-19, watch this video of young Italians telling you what they thought only two weeks ago. Young people are getting pneumonia and being intubated too!

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6 years

@BenjaminDiskin Is having sex with vegetables considered "extreme" porn, or is it just garden-variety?

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4 years

@BoozyBadger Probably being used by the same kinds of people who have fake "Service Animals".

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1 year

@Scott_Zona Try the honey locust. They are said to have evolved their huge painful thorns to discourage mastodons from browsing on them. The mastodons are gone but there's been no selective pressure against the thorns so they remain to this day.

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@barelyfitz @AlexandraErin @Rubberasylum I am not in the habit of handing out compliments, so I'll just say that I wish I'd thought of that line too.

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@BoozyBadger I think this is the first ever use of a "Tactical Furpile".

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2 years

@yejinetta I am personally amazed that any modern male over the age of 16 doesn't already know how a freaking tampon works. This isn't rocket science folks.

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6 years

In response to @FoxAmoore 's anatomy fan shirt, I feel like I should print one of my own... Behold the basic anatomy of my own species, the Llama Glama Dramaticus

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2 years

@real_defender I seem to recall that Trump also promised that Covid would miraculously disappear by Easter...

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4 years

@NatureisScary Bah. That's nothing. You should see my one-eyed snake.

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5 years

@BoozyBadger Most furries were hoping for a hung jury, but it was poorly endowed overall.

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7 years

Old Spice has figured out a way to get furries to wear deodorant, maybe.

Old Spice

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7 years

Introducing Rad Talkin’ Wolfthorn! Not every deodorant brand has a toy based on an animated spokesperson, & we think we’ve figured out why.

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@FurFest I think those final eleven people are probably still stuck in the badge registration line....

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4 years

At least four people have come up to me this @furfest and told me I was one of the reasons they got into the furry fandom. I'm flattered, but... Couldn't you have at least found a better role model?!?

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6 years

Overkill?

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5 years

Dear Person Driving Next To Me In Heavy Traffic: Please stop texting, and watch the f***ing road. Thank you.

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And here is Fender pretending to like me at @furfest the day after the stupid chlorine bomb went off in the stairwell and caused a multi-county, multi-agency emergency response. Everyone blamed me for the ensuing drama!

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Update: @FurryMigration is a total bust so far. There's been no real drama at all, everyone seems to be having a splendid time and I'm bored, crabby and lonely (as usual). Maybe I should actually leave the room at some point.

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2 years

*sings, badly and off-key* "We all live in a..."

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6 years

@peppercoyote He was selling it for 6000% over street value so no one would buy from him.

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7 years

I heard this was annoying people who look at Twitter so here's another entry for #FursuitFriday . OH NOOOEEESSS!!

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6 years

I have finally managed to book an overflow hotel for @BasementCon . The bad news: it's 14 miles away and in a bad neighborhood. The good news: Vibrating beds. Con attendees are advised to pack a roll of quarters.