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@AlanaJordan

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| Pun Enthusiast | On-Air Host | Voice-Over Artist | Actor | Acting Coach | Entertainment Journalist |

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Joined March 2009
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@gregcameback
Greg
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"Helen of Troy can't be black!!!! The historical inaccuracy!" My guy, she was born from an egg after her mom banged Zeus who was disguised as a swan. Its a myth. Its why there's a cyclops and bunch of other things not real. The race of the actor for a fake person doesn't matter
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@Katai_Real
Katai 💜 Katai 💜
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almost no studio Laika films made any profit, the animation studio solely manages to exist because it was created by the son of the co-founder of Nike
@pronounced_kyle
Christian Keil
3 months
What's the closest modern analogue to the Medici family funding the Italian Renaissance?
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@BarackObama
Barack Obama
3 months
Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of
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@SketchesbyBoze
Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
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Books have largely disappeared from kids' movies & television because showrunners fear alienating kids who don't read. But I promise you: if you write beloved books into your shows, if your characters read for pleasure, there will be young viewers who fall in love with reading.
@ElliottBlackwe3
Into The Forest Dark
4 months
Ever since this season of Stranger Things, I can't keep the copy of A Wrinkle in Time on my classroom shelf. All the kids want to read it now.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
4 months
I still liked the movie overall, but good god the de-aging in Wicked: For Good was so bad. It looked like a Jeff Goldblum JibJab.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
6 months
Do you think if vampires bit you, and they also injected that juice stuff that makes you all itchy like mosquitos do that we’d all still think they’re hot or just super obnoxious?
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
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I don’t think anyone is required to have a deep sense of empathy for someone who dedicated their whole career and entire life to trying to convince people not to have empathy for others. That being said, no one should die from gun violence. We need legislation immediately.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
7 months
When you open the weather app to check the temperature, and it just says “BALLS” 🥵
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@BenjySarlin
Benjy Sarlin
7 months
Uh oh
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
7 months
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump extends control over Washington by taking management of Union Station away from Amtrak.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
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Y’all. It’s even named “Sermon on the ‘Mount” Not Mount. ‘Mount. (Para)mount. Genius.
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
8 months
Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies. “For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”
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@guyfelicella
guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁
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Ozzy speaks to all his fans. I'm not crying 🥹🥹. Rest in peace legend.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
8 months
Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Thank you for everything.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
8 months
I noticed you hadn’t copied me on an email in a while. Long time, no CC, amiright?
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
9 months
Kesha: Tits Out Tour - Register for FREE Tickets:
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
10 months
We’re not going to let the nazis kidnap Californians. Fight back.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
10 months
I love when people use social media to teach really cool things you would probably never know otherwise. This whole thread is fascinating, especially for my fellow film nerds. Enjoy!
@valentinavee
Valentina Vee
10 months
Okay yeah let’s talk about it. It’s because we literally don’t use those lights anymore to light anything, let alone women. And also because modern actresses don’t want to be lit this way. 🧵
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@Nick_Offerman
Nick Offerman
10 months
Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
@realmflynnJR
Michael Flynn Jr
10 months
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
10 months
Thank you @realJGoldblum 🥰💕
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@AlanaJordan
Alana Jordan
10 months
Thank you!! 🥰
@JediTimeSaiyan
Daniel Drew
10 months
@AlanaJordan Happy Birthdayyyy!! ^__^ I wish you a fantastic day!! 🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁🎂🎂🎂
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