Al Jean
@AlJean
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Writer/EP the Simpsons 1989-Present Co-Creator the Critic Producer It’s Garry Shandling’s Show
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Joined April 2014
I would actually pay $90 for this candy bowl 👌
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The Recording Of Homer At The Bat #2 1991 - Jeff Martin and I take time off to record future Hall of Famer Wade Boggs for his epic bar room fight with Barney in Homer at the Bat. (Is there any business like show business? I don't think so.) @TheSimpsons
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"What you making there, Gravey?" "It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath, for to blow up Planned Parenthood!"
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In watergate we didn’t know who deep throat was. Thank god Lauren Boebert lent us a hand.
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This is dumb. Really dumb. Really Really Dumb. Why? Because when you give it to Ins Carriers under the ACA, they have to spend at least 85pct of it on care for plan holders. When sent to people's HSAs, there is no assurance that the money will be spent on healthcare costs
Scoop: Ways & Means Rs are circulating a bill that would reflect Trump’s ideas to lower health care costs - redirecting insurance subsidies directly to peoples’ HSAs. Committee staff are currently prepping a presentation on health policy options. https://t.co/oD4xnROGgv
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I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I feel like if they are destroying economic data and then immediately rolling back tariffs, floating stimulus checks and proposing 50-year mortgages, the economic signals they are destroying must not be pretty
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#OnThisDay November 14, 1999, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" (S11E06) first aired on the Fox network. Dir: @MikeUndersaw. Wr: @AlJean. EP: @scullymike. Guest-starring @RealRonHoward, @pennjillette, @MrTeller, Pat O'Brien and Nancy O'Dell as themselves. #TheSimpsons
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I don't know how to describe it, but 72 degrees with the heat on and 72 degrees with the A/C on are two totally different temperatures
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@thatbilloakley Dan was one of the funniest - and kindest - writers and an unsung hero on all the shows he worked on - Simpsons, King of the Hill, Mission Hill, Gravity Falls and others. RIP to one of the sweetest, funniest souls we ever had the pleasure to work with and know.
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Congratulations to Director @tubatron and everyone else who worked on The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, now a Clio award winner (that’s 5 for @TheSimpsons).
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.@SenFettermanPA When you went to the hospital today you used your A+ Congressional MEDICAL INSURANCE to pay for it. Less than a week after YOUR VOTE will be directly responsible for 24+ MILLION AMERICANS health insurance SKYROCKETING or being lost entirely. It's disgusting.
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The Epstein files were under seal during the Biden adminnistration due to Ghislane Maxwell's trial. No one had access to them and anyone with any information about what is in them would be putting that trial in jeopardy and risking a mistrial. If people understood how our system
🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith *RIPS INTO* Dems for only caring about Epstein Files under TRUMP🚨 "The Epstein Files were in existence and free to have been open during the Biden Administration! You were there for 4 years! How come you didn't open it as a Democratic party then!? What
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🇷🇺 Russia’s first humanoid AI robot, Aidol (Artificial Intelligence Doll), fell face-first during its public debut in Moscow. The robot managed a wave before collapsing. Handlers rushed to help and later covered the scene with a sheet. Developers blamed poor lighting and
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I’m old enough to remember when Megyn Kelly knew that covering for pedophiles was bad.
How could 4 respected Penn St officials cover for a suspected pedophile?? With NO CONCERN 4 the victims? Dr Ablow w/answers @145p, FNC.
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In the 1950s, an average working class man could buy this house, support motel guests and a stay-at-home mom.
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