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Thursday was my first full show since the surgery. It was strenuous but I didn't bungle any tricks. Last night was I was relaxed and happy and did everything right again. Tonight is the 30th anniversary of our first run in Vegas. I'm celebrating by doing a show.
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Hello, all you kind friends and fans, concerned about my quadruple bypass surgery. I am now lucid enough to give you the latest updates. I'm at a great rehab hospital, walking around, up stairs, taking showers and getting into car seats. Feeling better every day.
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Trust me. Under the mask I’m smiling as I wait in line for my COVID-19 vaccination. Not only was everyone in line patient, but the military folks running the operation were polite, good- humored, and caring. It filled me with joy and hope.
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Hi, friends, and happy Thanksgiving. I’m using my steep driveway to build cardio stamina. Even coming to the crest of the hill, my pulse rate doesn’t break out of the 90s. It’s amazing how much I’m beginning to feel like myself again.
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Friends just sent me this image from last night's "The Simpsons." So funny and flattering. I hope if that shop carries our magic kit...
@pennjillette
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There’s a lovely courtyard attached to my hospital room, and I spent several hours out there basking in the sun. It was a nice reward after spending several hours in very heavy therapy. My movement is improving day by day, and the therapists here are brilliant.
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I've kind of got chills going up my spine. A longstanding fan named his son Teller. He's now 11 and I met him with his dad for the first time after the show tonight. What a total honor and joy. Now I have to live up to my name. Here we are: Teller and Teller.
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Feeling massively better thanks to time, great nursing, and magic. I brought an old magic book with me. One trick required two decks of cards. Moxie Jillette brought the cards. We struggled and failed until we could finally both do the trick. Now I do it for every doctor.
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At the end of my long surgical journey, exactly one week from tonight, I'll be back where I belong, side by side with
@pennjillette
on the stage of
@RioVegas
, thanks to our hosts
@caesarsent
.
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Surgery all done. Went perfectly. I’m groggy but happy. Penn is here and and gave me a beautiful watch, sweetly inscribed. Glenn, too and Laura. Hurray!
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Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes. I’m a very lucky guy. BTW, that’s watermelon flavored cake.
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Just letting you all know, my back surgery was an even bigger success than I'd expected. Ten days later, I'm taking walks in the neighborhood, exercising lightly, and having -- well -- maybe the most relaxing vacation I've had in a decade. Love from the neon desert!
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Relaxing in my private courtyard on a perfect Las Vegas afternoon.
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Caesars treated us to cake and cupcakes to celebrate our 30th anniversary in Vegas. That’s gorgeous Georgie Bernasek who’s been with us since that first appearance at Ballys. (Neither of these resorts likes apostrophes).
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48 years ago
@pennjillette
and I did our first gig together. It’s been fun so far — to the best of my recollection. Of course when jazz great Eubie Blake was asked how he kept his sunny attitude after a lifetime in showbiz, he replied, “Poor memory.”
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I'm on my way over to Penn's. I hear there's some dancing to be done.
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In health news, I've been cleared to drive (I may take a tentative drive today); Lauren, my physical therapist, made me trot around the house with ankle weights on; docs all say: keep forging ahead but beware of overestimating your stamina.
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My sincere apologies to our fans in Biloxi and folks who were planning on seeing the Vegas show. Last night during the show my back firmly ordered me to cut the crap and get it fixed. So I'm stopping work from today till August 18th and getting my back surgery pronto. Love -T.
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Our costumes were different in 1981 at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
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At the end of OEDIPUS REX, Oedipus, whose hubris has undone him, hears these words, "Think no more that you are in command here. Rather think how, when you were, you served your own destruction."
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We are sad to disappoint our fans, but the risk of bringing an audience together in the theater tonight was just too great. So we've cancelled, and will be closed for a while. We love you and will be back with you as soon as we can safely can. Please take care. Love, Teller
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Just so’s you remember who I actually am, how’s about some shameless self-promotion?
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Today I completed my 36 sessions of cardiac rehab. Melanie and Sarah, who run the program at St. Rose San Martin, presented me with this diploma. I will miss them; they are kind and funny and strict. But I guess I need to do justice to their excellent work by living well.
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Our friend Siegfried (of Siegfried & Roy) has died. Those guys opened Las Vegas to the possibility of a full-evening magic show. They lived large. They paved the way for
@pennjillette
and me. Here's an appropriately lavish obit in the New York Post.
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Yesterday, I met Gloria Dea, the first magician to perform in Las Vegas, at her 100th birthday party. In lieu of presents she asked guests to perform for her. I did the East Indian Needles. Her advice for longevity: No fried foods and never hold a grudge.
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This is the breathing treatment that is doing a great job getting my breath back to normal.
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Yesterday
@bigbangtheory
. I play Amy’s dad, Mr. Fowler, and the brilliant Kathy Bates is mom. Cute couple, no?
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I’m back home and delighted with my little back repair by
@drspinez
, his team (featuring Dan) & the amazing staff
@DignityHealth
, St.Rose Hospital Siena Campus. They were raving about the great card tricks Johnny Thompson did when he was there a few years ago.
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A favor to ask: some concerned friends/fans have been contacting my personal friends pretty relentlessly for the latest updates. Please stop that. The latest news will be here. Thanks for your understanding.
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They're baack! We re-open at the Rio on April 22nd. Crazy new covid-friendly show, some old favorites interlaced lot of new things we've been creating in the down time. I'm scared and excited. Penn and I are vaccinated and ready for an adventure.
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The view from my house after yesterday’s rain storm. It’s only the second time in my life that I’ve seen the complete arc of a rainbow.
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I remember that shoot clearly. Those are real mirrors and there's no photoshop.
was delighted to find a
@pennjillette
and
@MrTeller
feature in an 80s playboy a few years ago and this is still one of my all-time favorite portraits to date
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Another one of Kayley Cuoco’s masterful selfies taken at a
@bigbangtheory
taping. You’ll see the results on November 8.
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We're very sad today. Our friend Ricky Jay is dead at 72. An afternoon in Ricky Jay's apartment was an education. To see one of his shows was to luxuriate in past and present, choice, witty language and dazzling sleight of hand.
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One hour after cataract surgery by
@maloneyshamie
in Beverly Hills. Right eye's still dilated, hence the zombie look. Too bad Hallowe'en's a couple months away. And "Fool Us" contestants beware: with the new lens I can see marked cards from across the room.
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February 1st, I'll be back on stage with
@pennjillette
and my bionic new back. Grateful to
@lvrio
,
@caesars
, our friends in Australia, the P&T crew,
@mackingshow
,
@thepiff
,
@sweetmattyd
, all our fans for giving me the time to heal up right. Welcome-home pic by
@lvginger
.
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Please forgive me for cancelling tonight and tomorrow night's shows. It's just tendonitis in my right hip, but my doctor ordered me to stay off my feet for a couple days to heal up.
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Seven hours after the surgery, the physical therapy people had me take a lovely walk up and down the hall. No problem at all. I dined on glazed carrots, salad, and parmesan crusted tilapia. No phones in it, alas.
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Did my stongest and most sustained walks today. Joey my therapist is a Bing Crosby fan and listens on Spotify; so I took a chance and introduced him to Blossom Dearie and he loved her. After therapy I wallowed in Blossom -- especially Lush Life.
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For all my friends cheering on my back recovery: Tomorrow the doc says I can resume my daily swim!
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There are perqs to rehab. Our stage manager, Erin Gurnsey bakes the best chocolate chip cookies in the world.
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This is the most important tool in the arsenal of the physical therapist, helping someone who has just had bypass surgery. It’s called an incentive spirometer. Look it up on the Internet. The more you use it, the stronger your breath.
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The New York Times has a very informative obituary on Randi.
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We haven't done a show in almost two months. So in preparation for re-opening on Saturday, we're doing a full run-through with tech tomorrow (Friday) afternoon. Should be interesting to see how much we remember -- and how much the doves remember, too.
Penn & Teller Return to Las Vegas Residency at
@RioVegas
via
@VegasNews
- Read more at
@pennjillette
@MrTeller
@CWPennandTeller
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Tonight, one of the funniest accidents of my performing life during the
@pennjillette
and
@MrTeller
show. A secret, invisible thread grazed the surface of my right eye and popped the contact lens out onto the floor in the middle of a bit. Nobody in the audience saw a thing.
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It made me smile to see Penn promoting his latest book. I miss that guy. Today Laura from P&T came by for a while and the day before Mike Jones snuck me an order of chicken enchiladas.
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A dreadful shooting incident took place tonight in Vegas. All of us with the P&T show are healthy and unharmed.
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Here's the first time Penn and I went backstage at the Siegfried and Roy show. We were Vegas newbies at the time. Even offstage S&R were the essence of showbiz. When Siegfried retired, he used to hang out at the Secret Garden and casually did great sleight of hand for guests.
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Tomorrow, Saturday, January 5th will mark 18 years of
@pennjillette
and me at
@RioVegas
. Vegas and
@CaesarsEnt
has been very kind to us and our fans from all over the world, even kinder. I'm planning on at least another 18. Love to all.
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There's a new dog park at Durango and Mountain's Edge Parkway in Vegas. If you can "force" a three of clubs, take your friends (or your dog) to our bench and blow their minds.
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As much fun as that Big Bang was, when I walked in the door of the P&T theater at the Rio, I was so happy to be where I really belong, getting ready to go onstage with
@pennjillette
, doing the things that matter to us.
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My back surgery went great. I'll be healed and healthy at the end of January. But
@pennjillette
& our good friends,
@MacKingShow
,
@thepiff
and
@MattDonnelly
are coming to your entertainment rescue, with a wonderful holiday show in our theater.
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Curious thing. I walked to Wal-Mart today to do some shopping. Everybody, and I mean everybody, was masked, calm, and in good spirits. People were noticeably courteous, even kids saying, "Excuse me," as they passed in the aisles. Quite a tonal change from even a month ago.
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Today's rehearsal went very well, but I'm sure glad we did it. I forgot a few things here and there, but my savvy crew caught every mistake. By the way, without a back brace the whole show is a lot more fun for me.
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Just looked out my front door after the rain. However amazing it looks in a picture, it’s a hundred times more luscious in person.
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Thanks for all the lovely wishes. Had a great day working on new tricks with
@pennjillette
and Johnny Thompson and the crew and a superb birthday dinner at home —- with presents, too! Then I came to work tonight and found this waiting for me. Wow, I’m a lucky fellow.
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All it is is a guy putting a basketball through a hoop. But oh, how beautiful. And imagining what it took to SHOOT this after he'd set it up -- well, it's like a fine magic trick.
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A nice, ghoulish backstage picture of
@pennjillette
and me by Todd Owyoung/NBC just before we go out to perform Donut on
@FallonTonight
.
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I like my car. When Tesla asked me to review the experience, I did. No ad. Unpaid, just because I wanted to. .
http://t.co/xOyeiJ2o7B
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Randi would have loved this:
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The quality of the magic we're seeing on "Fool Us" is simply breathtaking. With more original effects, more methods we're never seen the like of (ut-oh), and more brilliant female magicians who are coming from all over the world..
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Home from the hospital. Taylor, the resident lizard, was happy to see me — or was it just the cool, moist lettuce snack.
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When we arrive at FLA airports five guys show up in Baggage Claim with 20-30 photos for us to sign. They have the pictures all neatly laid out for signature and fresh markers to sign with. I imagine they're autograph dealers, but who cares? I'm honored somebody wants 'em.
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Overheard -- A: “Do you watch Ben and Stiller?” B: “Oh yeah—they're amazing.” A: “And Stiller doesn’t talk. It’s like he’s a character.”
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Just letting everybody know I walked a MILE in my neighborhood today. Two weeks after surgery a mile! Breakfast of oatmeal and apples and nuts and tea, then a sunny walk while listening to Got interested by watching THE POST, Spielberg's finest film.
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The best holiday-related picture I received today. It's gingerbread.
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Just took that drive. Love the splatters of rain on the windshield.
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The theater
@pennjillette
and I are in tonight was built in 1915. Houdini played here and made a hole in the ceiling for a now-forgotten trick. The theater preserves it as a sacred scar. If any historians out there know, please tell me.
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Inspired by
@runjewels
,
@pennjillette
& I now have a signature gesture. The universal symbol for bad card palming.
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An extremely observant man, Paul Rivera, spotted this still life by my father at a recycling center in a recycling center and kindly sent it to me. I’m guessing it dates from the late 1950s.
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We had to hold off one day till 4/2, so nobody would think this was an April Fool's joke. It's not. Being daredevils, more than half the show will be the brand-new, never-before-seen material we've been working on during the shutdown. I hope it's good. I know we're crazy.
We are excited to announce the return of our friends
@pennjillette
&
@MrTeller
to the Rio! Tickets go on sale April 2 @ 10AM with shows running from April 22 - June 13. More information & tickets will be available here
#KeepItRio
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So sorry if you're in Vegas and hoped to see us over this weekend. We had to cancel more shows because of my tendinitis. All the joints and bones are healthy but I can't run around like a nut (my job) till the soft tissue issue (say that 5 times fast) is resolved.
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Without the Rio to rehearse at, and with the extreme precautions we're taking to quarantine, the room that was formerly my office and magic collection has become a madman's prop-shop. Fruit, vegetables, cardboard trees, tissue flowers, wands all over. Just like my room as a kid.
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Take a look at
@johnnykats
lovely welcome back. It's reassuring to feel so much joy and support from the show biz community.
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Every year for the last two decades generations of little gray birds have refreshed this nest on a warm lamp by my front door. I guess the bulb doubles as an incubator. I’ll let you know when the eggs hatch this year.
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According to
@shecky71
, today marks the 45th anniversary of my first professional gig with
@pennjillette
. Minnesota Renaissance Festival. Doublet and hose for me, kind of a carpenter's apron for Penn. We hadn't yet figured out how to look like a band.
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes. In return I wish you all a lurid Valentine's Day.
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Jackie is the head nurse that inspires her crew with lovingkindness.
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A poem of consolation:
Three years from this moment we’ll barely remember
The angst of Two Thousand and Twenty's December.
But don’t be despondent. I haven’t a doubt
We’ll never have nothing to worry about.
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One of the Mayo curious doors and stairways backstage at the Apollo.
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