courtney 🦌
@fragrancewife
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top ten worst experiences as a woman is finding out the man you’re dating is secretly a loser.
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I think being racist is a sign of low intelligence because wow you didn’t evolve past the primitive intelligence of in-group vs out-group… just low class and uncouth.
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being a man is so easy you could go to sleep every night on a pull-out couch and there’s still a woman that will fuck you.
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me pretending that i am not engaging in the degeneracy of hedonism
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SAW MY FIRST CYBERTRUCK.
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mmmmm I Love ALUMINUM deodorant+antiperspirant and SCENTED laundry detergent with all of the CHEMICALS. especially in SUMMER when it is NINETY FAHRENHEIT outside. smells so GOOD.
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can this be my new pinned selfie yay or nay.
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men used to go outside and try and pick up women from the bar and now all they do is sit on their fucking Twitter accounts and yap all day for two likes. two cumulative likes.
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I do ab post like every day because it is a crowning achievement as a woman
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ngl I prefer when my abs are more subtle like this than when they are more aggressive bc it feels less masculine (?)
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i hope you dont have trypophobia because ive got a tight little hole.
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one time a guy told me that his body count was 74 and I was like… that’s it?.
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can i be your controversially young girlfriend?.
every time I reveal my age on here someone gets filled with visceral disgust for being attracted to me.
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lol I was trying to figure out which size I want and I was undecided until I looked at the photos side by side lol
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no babe idk why im mutuals with the onlyfans model that follows less than 100 people.
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this one was funny bc the way my jacket laid against me made me look like a roblox character
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woke up and immediately started missing my dark blonde hair
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I would rather people have their jobs back.
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maybe God does exist because there’s no reason why I am built like this
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men will get horny over anything especially if they like you.
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accidentally ended uo up a trail, i hope no one murders me
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apparently sex with me is worth writing home about. good to know!.
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my dms are open if you’re sexy and want to take advantage of me.
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boobs: fat.butt: moderate.waist: snatched.
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so i have an announcement to make… JUST COMPLETED ANOTHER YEAR 😍 (it’s my birthday)
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can i say that im still staring or is that too self absorbed.
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they are even more pronounced now.
I do ab post like every day because it is a crowning achievement as a woman
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oh yes, this was the selfie that got me to 500 followers.
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#NewProfilePic … same me, still annoying. state mandated girlfriend. fragrancewife. who cares
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@shivroycore right like go outside, read a book, have some new life experiences. or is confirmation bias kicking your ass thatttt bad?.
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what if you meet a man and fall in love and then discover that he makes the meep face in all of his pictures.
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my OCD nightmare came true: accidentally posted a naked photo of myself.
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dont say you’re hung if you’re not, because now im psised off.
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