Sammy Obeid
@SammyObeid
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Math-comic, former teacher. Tour: Pittsburgh 7/15, Chicago 7/16, Minneapolis 7/17 & 7/18, Santa Barbara 7/30, Irvine 7/31, Burbank 8/1, LA 8/3 & more🔗 ↙️
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Joined April 2010
27 minutes of standup on Zohran Mamdani and Muslims trying to bring their values to America. Enjoy!.
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“Name one good thing that’s come from European immigration. I’ll wait”. - every right wing Wampanoag influencer in 1625.
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Somali food dumbass.
I defy anyone to list even one way that the United States has benefited from Somalian immigration. Just one benefit. Go ahead.
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It’s hard to Google the insanely suspicious connection between Jeffrey Epstein and former Attorney General Bill Barr without getting articles about the totally unrelated Epstein-Barr virus.
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For the last time, Epstein did not have clients! .They were independent contractors.
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Performing in the motherland tomorrow. Dearborn see you soon!
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Why are people mad at Ted Cruz for not being in the state he works for during it's tragedies? .He can't ALWAYS be in Israel.
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"I am shocked and outraged that after I voted for one of Epstein's friends, he still hasn't released the files incriminating Epstein's friends".
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Here’s a 15 min set from a recent show in DC. I did material on Iran, then dealt with a heckler, then Gaza called in the middle of the show, and my openers came on stage and got more laughs than me. Also PBS was there recording a feature on me. Enjoy!.
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RT @mattlieb: Palestinian comedian @SammyObeid has the weirdest haters imaginable. Listen to this Patreon exclusive episode now! (By subbin….
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Best joke of the day.
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The people from Epstein’s 🏝️ want you to believe your enemies belong on Alligator 🏝️ .by keeping you distracted with Love 🏝️.
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Still can’t believe Netanyahu nominated Trump for a No Balls Peace Prize.
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