Sammy Obeid
@SammyObeid
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Math-comic, former teacher. Tour: Milwaukee 7/9, Dearborn 7/10, Cincinnati 7/11, Columbus 7/12, Cleveland 7/13, Buffalo 8/1, LA 8/3, San Diego 8/5 & more🔗 ↙️
Bay Area
Joined April 2010
Performing in the motherland tomorrow. Dearborn see you soon!
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Why are people mad at Ted Cruz for not being in the state he works for during it's tragedies? .He can't ALWAYS be in Israel.
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"I am shocked and outraged that after I voted for one of Epstein's friends, he still hasn't released the files incriminating Epstein's friends".
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Here’s a 15 min set from a recent show in DC. I did material on Iran, then dealt with a heckler, then Gaza called in the middle of the show, and my openers came on stage and got more laughs than me. Also PBS was there recording a feature on me. Enjoy!.
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RT @mattlieb: Palestinian comedian @SammyObeid has the weirdest haters imaginable. Listen to this Patreon exclusive episode now! (By subbin….
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Best joke of the day.
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The people from Epstein’s 🏝️ want you to believe your enemies belong on Alligator 🏝️ .by keeping you distracted with Love 🏝️.
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Still can’t believe Netanyahu nominated Trump for a No Balls Peace Prize.
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“Netanyahu’s in the White House”.-says everyone paying attention since 1996.
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There was a real missed opportunity to call the Epstein files the “pedo files”.
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ICE at the park looking for kids like Ghislaine Maxwell on a military budget.
Massive federal kidnapping operation happening at MacArthur park right now. Armed Gestapo thugs are attempting to take over the neighborhood. There is a call for community support. MacArthur park now.
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The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights.
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