Agonaldinho🇩🇲
@Agonaldinho
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I’m a 🇩🇲 stuck in 🇬🇧 that tweets about Football, Music, Battle Rap, Wrestling and other random stuff. #MUFC #FreeMaxB
Joined April 2009
@DreamChasnMike Me after the now weakened gorilla has caught a couple dozen bodies and 98 and 99 have him restrained:
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@raphousemedia “Remove that stalker”. “Which one?”. “That one right there in the black and white”
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@BOSTONMCFC Today if you try to break Mane’s record the VAR checks will take over 176 seconds 😂.
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@RealCrazyFight_ Muscle memory from years of training vs “I wonder if this kick will work”.
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@DesNoTutu Another engineer:.*Taps Brad’s shoulder*. “Brad, I think you’re supposed to end the song, Mike doesn’t look too happy up there”. Brad:
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@SaycheeseDGTL They need to make sure it’s empty before someone moves in. Don’t want any surprises…
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@HoodComedyEnt When he pours someone a glass of Don Julio from the bucket and a shard of glass hits the back of their throat:
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@Football__Tweet "I chose Rodri for his class and fair play. He has 0 social media, graduated college, and have big humility.”. So basically “Something Else”
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@KollegeKidd Reading them basic bars off of his phone just further justified 50 Cent’s decision.
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@falsepritense The Spice Girls suggested this years ago when they said “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends” but it went over everyone’s heads.
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@stairwayto3dom Translation:. I know what’s going on but I’m rich and I don’t wanna lose my money getting cancelled.
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@Akademiks Imagining standing outside in the cold wondering where someone is when they’re on a livestream 🤣.
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@jaicelemar It’s like they didn’t even try, smh. The one in Madame Tussauds, London is a much better effort.
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@seasonedwsaige Imagine having the ability to turn water into wine and only 12 guys pulled up to the function. Slacking.
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@iam__temmyyy Plot Twist. Melanie curved Jacob who went back to sit next to Sarah and tried to go back on stage again to get a date with Josh…
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@SouthLAHoods As for just staying on top of the car I’m not waiting to find out if the dog has this technique in it’s locker
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@DailyLoud 2pac influenced Future to wear that bandana and make a song called ‘2pac’ rapping about wearing a bandana like 2pac, lol. Case closed.
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@FunkButcher A regular sized cat does what it wants . Not trying to have a cat this size looking at me like I’m short 🤣🤣🤣
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@itsSaulGoodman It’s the way when he walked out of the room, we all thought how did he survive that?. Then the camera panned around…💀.
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@raphousetv2 “Don’t be no snitch” 😭😭😭. Was thinking why’s he still standing there and having dialogue instead of running when his friend started to run, then I remembered what Cedric The Entertainer said:
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@Gidi_Traffic The celebration at the end when he was trying to tell her that he was right about the green bottle, smh
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@ScottieBeam Use the culture to build up a niche audience . Break into the mainstream and expand their audience . Distance from the culture and rebrand to keep their new audience
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@waco_warren @__Curtdoggg Saying “I wish you would” and fucking around with wrong person increases the chances of finding out by 93%.
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@SKWrestling_ Damn what are the odds of Dom meeting a fan that looks exactly like his Dad. (Kayfabe is still real).
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@ColeyMick Drake’s lucky he isn’t a premier league footballer because he’d be hearing a stadium full of fans singing chants like this every week.
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@FlakkoPoetik You ever had to make a bowl out of foil cause you was too lazy to wash the dishes
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@ClownWorld_ Pulling up with these, then putting it straight into the fridge and that’s meal prep sorted, lol
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@Dexerto Regardless of the age of consent, being old enough to have a Uni degree and dating someone studying for their GCSE’s in Year 11 is weird
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@NoCapFights Imagine just finishing your leg day workout and now you gotta dodge bullets whilst your legs are shaking like jelly.
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