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Memorial wayyyyy. Felt good being back in the KH. Will try not to miss any meetings going forward!!!🤲🤲
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My JW people?
What business or skill earns you a living in these "critical times hard to deal with"?
Share your hustle with me under this tweet. Make we help each other connect businesses and people biko. No air me 🫂.
P.S If you cook, I go patronize you Wella 😍🤗🥺🤝
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@yinkuzjyde
@Mazigburugburu1
Is calling her name not enough? You sabi whether she don block am before?
Just dey use anus dey talk instead of mouth. Mumu.
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@justice_eyo
@itongwashington
@NigBarAssoc
He doesn't have to stand for everything. He just needs to stand for one thing. And he has chosen his.
Now STFU and move on instead of finger pointing.
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Lagos sun do me strong thing 😣, but no P. We still run am black on black.
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The bro that gave me this 15gb for 2k update, you will ask for money and Jehovah will give you wealth 🥹🎊.
Ask for wife, and he will give you one R.P with a sprinkle of baddie wey get 5M inside piggyvest that she will share the password with you 🤩🤩
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Laslas, there is no place like Jehovah's Organization.
Leave cap, nothing dey outside. Na field service remain for my life to complete now 💀💀
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3 years today, the LOML and inamorata left me here.
It's been hard without you, Na why my talking stages too many 😭.
I will continue to remember you, and pray Jehovah calls you, and restore you to his new world.
Till then, keep resting in his memory ❤️.
I miss you.
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Omo, how happy would we all be if after today's WT, we don't come on this X app and start seeing "spirikoko" takes, God please 🙏😭
Please just leave it on your WhatsApp status or drafts, we don't have to know anything.
I'm begging you 😭🙏
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I went to give away the hand of my boy in marriage. My G a married man now, and was the daddy (ahem) of the day 😁
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As usual, my favorite color is black! CA enjoyed, feeling refreshed, and resting on a Sunday
Feels good.
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Omo, I miss Ota 😭. Na wedding reception we dey do this assembly
I'm cryingggg.
Ota come back to me😭
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Where the food at?! This break short sha.
This rain wan spoil my joy 😭
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Its the cherry picking for me 😂😭😭. Una go choke on top this beards matter.
I did a quick 360 for y'all. Rate me 🤗😄
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Can't believe I just dey hear "Jam" by
@wizkidayo
and
@ChronixxMusic
!!
Ah God. Repeat on repeat. So clean 😭
Chai chai chai
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So nobody learnt anything today?
Abi Na because today's own reach social media?
No hot takes? No epistles? Nothing?
I'm disappointed 😂😂😂😂
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You cannot deny the fact that Jehovah's holy spirit dey here for this memorial.
The atmosphere is always different. I can imagine how the apostles felt.
Omo.
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Throw back to that special weekend.
That trust fund sis looking at this, I’m available for taking please. 😌🤗.
Tag her for me. I’m looking for true love ❤️
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@Germanprinz
@celestocalculus
How far, na you dey help them do the checking to confirm, or you be Fabrizio with insider information on wedding night? Cos this is either ment or juju😭🤣
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Jehovah just dey come thru for me this week back to back to back.
I disobedient, but still e no leave me.
😭😭😭😭🫂🫂🫂
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@dozzy_collectio
I was here exactly this time last year. Lost my gf of 5 yrs on the 17th of February last year. It's not been easy, but I have been finding new ways to cope and adjust. The pain never goes away, you just cope with it.
He will get better with time. Just be there for him.
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"if he did not withhold the gift of his dear son, then never doubt he'll give you the strength you need".
I felt this one.
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Yesterday, I performed my duties as father of the husband once again! Its not easy giving away your boys in marriage.
Congratulations Lieutenant Amos (My senior bros).
This your wife beautiful pieces! ❤️
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Roads just dey empty.
Eyes jus dey red everywhere.
People looking listless.
No smiles, no chills
Omo.
Na last days be this?
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Push ups to round off for the day. We don try for today!!! ✌️😌
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After spiritual food, na physical food remain.
Wetin cheap pass for this place? 😬
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Full time service to Jehovah as a single person >>>>>> not having kids
Tell me if I'm wrong.
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@OyesileJohn
@MrAbuSidiq
@Ehix07
@iam_Davido
give this guy small change to cut hair make breeze enter abeg.
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@UniverseIce
We never hear complaints about other brands. Never.
Samsung can't catch a break with this man😂
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Please take pictures for me to like and retweet.
This is a special day for us all. It comes once a year and I want to see my brothers and sisters.
Just that if you said you will not be single this year, and you take pics without someone, I'm dragging you. Please note 😂💀
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I’m just wondering.
I hope there aren’t any JWs I know that think that you and your husband are equals in your marriages sha?
Cos I’m seeing this nonsense this morning, and I pray I no see anybody follow them tweet that nonsense.
Bible is clear. The man is your head oh 😂
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Ngl, you two and
@AFinewomannnnn
top my list of fine JW women on this app.
I see una, I smile always.
Exquisite.
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That thing telling you to relax and not go to meeting because of small shower ehn😂😂.
Today is not the day. I clap for myself cos I went and it was refreshing.
Devil na bastard, no cap😂😂
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If this nigga spends half the time he spends trolling JW babes and sisters to look for wife, e for don marry and born like 3 by now.
Na every 2 hours e dey tweet since this WT. 🫠.
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The way WT hammer porn today, I Dey suspect say society Dey backend to many people mobile devices.
Nothing you wan tell me.
Neck pressing at its finest 😂😂😂😂.
I go mute anything seggs on this twitter for now, cos before you look, boom! Sex tape for your TL 😂😂😂😂😂
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2017.
Slept in death in 2021.
I never get myself since then, but God dey. 🫶🏾
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Hello
#JW
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@vedanshchn
@UniverseIce
You just want us to notice you buddy. No one does that in real life. Move on. Nothing to see here..
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If you've never had a darkest day? don't worry it's coming.
Time and unforseen occurrence will befall you. You won't escape it.
No be swear.
Na to survive am be the Koko.
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Abeg who dey sell beard cream and stimulator.
Come my DM ASAP . We get business.
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JW twitter don resume dating and marriage talk. Na when events dey around the corner we dey see these things. Coded Konjinus on the loose😂
Love to see it.
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Abeg quick question for my people.
No insults, just insights and comment.
40 year old man wants to marry 21 year old fresh graduate.
They love each other. Should the parents of the girl consent?
Should they marry? If yes, tell me why.
If no, Gimme your reasons.
Thanks
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Oya my JW twitter.
Lemme know those of you single Pringles. I have gifts lol.
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Everybody wey no wan born pikin for this twitter, rest.
The hot teks too much abeg.
Find your kind, marry, enjoy yourselves and go.
Ahan😂.
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This food don dey too tey. Lemme leave and goan drink Cassava flakes with peanuts and dairy perhaps?
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@itzRaymond_Cruz
@ifeomaikeh08
@tobiolalandu
Apparently you've failed a lot in life.. chai. Sorry bro
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@YarKafanchan
@KadariaAhmed
@PoliceNG
@deeejerh
This reply dey sweet me like!!!!!!!!🤗🤗🤗😻
You must grow very old ijn
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X will always be the great equalizer, because see the babies behind some posts here 😂. I see pics, I just weak. My mama last born agemates 😂😭😭
More reason why I go dey face front henceforth abeg 🫠.
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You go KH or assembly, and the highlight of your day is how many camel toes and "V shape" you are able to see as a man.
Omo.
We get perverts plentyyy wey dey disguise here.
All the ones you're are seeing on a daily outside no reach you.
Na wa.
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JW Facebook is a wild, wild place😂. We are too nice here on Twitter. Facebook is the ghetto.
I love it 😂😂🫂
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@DanielRegha
@IAmENISA
Na crase dey your head. What's this rubbish now. You again with this mumu looking face.
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Another convention this weekend.
This one, na canopy, pictures, eat from multiple seats, and enjoy myself (then collect numbers while I’m at it 🫡).
I’m there for enjoyment only 😤
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All those accounts wey say dem no go attend this year's memorial single, 💀.
I dey kitchen like this. Massive cooking incoming
Better block me in advance cos I'm coming 💀💀
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I say this all the time
Before you are a brother or sister, you are a human being . Your human flaws and imperfections will always shine thru.
Always .
That being said, twitter is not daycare. You mess up, you get cooked🤗.
Astalavi
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@yeahnardo2x
@UniverseIce
Samsung doesn’t want you back bro. Stay with iPhone. There was nothing wrong with Samsung’s OneUi. You’re just attracted to the iPhone. Stop capping
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Saturdays are for weddings. I'm always available for enjoyment 🫡😋
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My boy looking crisp!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Finally Day 3
Jehovah is Eagerly waiting to show us Favour,let's keep waiting.
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I will write and publish 10 papers this year.
I will come back to this tweet by year's end.
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@goldenSisquo
@BabyKosica
@CHIBUIKEM96
@dammiedammie35
@Samsung
Says Twitter for Android lmao. Chai, see ment
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Omo.
Person come your DM come follow you yarn as per fine girl.
You cleared him that you're not single in a firm, yet polite way. Good
Next thing you open anonymous, and you get mouth say you're single? Why? For what? Why lie?
Chai I rate you before. Not anymore 😭😭😭😭
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Daniel 2:44.
Just remember say laslas, only one government will do what everyone wants! Till then, astalavi!
I just need moneyyyyyyyy 🫂😂😂😂
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My guy had a beautiful baby daughter 😍😍😍
Welcome to the world Chloe!
But why my guy burst into tears when dem give am pikin?
What's all this now? Well I give am one factory resetting slap for back of head. 😭😂😂😂
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Invite me for the Owambe. I’m available for Saturday wedding firewood jollof
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Oh, today's WT na about man and woman?
E don dey show for TL already 😂.
Hot takes will flyyyyyyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Even if e no fit you, but you like am, do am
Don't allow anybody tell you otherwise
Run am. E no concern anybody if its good for you or not.
Do it.
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Meeting time don change to 9am 💀💀.
Oh well, we go run am still.
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Most girls wey I know that are deep into k-drama usually have very unrealistic expectations when it comes to love lol.
Not 1, not 2, not 3.
I get them plenty 💀😂
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Lemme rephrase one quote I saw one time in another context
"Some of you, with this update, you know you won't look good, infact, some of you would look like "h*oes", so don't force it my dears 😘😘
❤️&🔥
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@TechHub95972945
@UniverseIce
@samsung_dev
No need to lie bro. Totally uncalled for. Show proof you have it installed
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48hrs of JW Twitter shooting and catching stray bullets on top relationship matters. It's our bread and tea.
Never see takes on finance, work, mental health, etc.
Always relationship and who to date and marry😂😂😂
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@GroundedTech
@nanajay63
@ScaryifLiteral
Its "S22 ultra". One google search for avoid this Okoto meow
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Any of my niggas wey dey marry outside Lagos, abeg just accept monetary gifts and my blessings bro.
If money for flight no dey, astalavi 🙏
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To be called a man of peace, you have to be capable of great and terrifying violence. Anything else, you're just weak, and a danger to others.
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The way people Dey cry on this app, talmbout “let’s wait for next convention or assembly and see Alfas and wolverines upandan”.
l Dey wait and I never see anything.
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I'm thoroughly convinced that we should stop gassing people up when they dress fine and wear makeup.
That gassing dey bring delusions of beauty.
Let's end it plis.
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