Work out, they said. It'll be good for your heart health, they said. https://t.co/UEj4OEuXfI

Brought my cat to the vet and I told the front desk guy my cats name; This guy had the audacity to guess my nickname for her and then only refer to her by that. I recognize his skills, but I do not like them.

When you're entire fantasy football team shits the bed on the first playoff matchup you can at least take solace in the fact that there was nothing you could have done.

These new bounty hunter shows are getting weird. https://t.co/weDv1VNR0N

👐 Love to see it. https://t.co/lowyEUUep2

So we need the Twin Cities - Milwaukee - Chicago train service proposal to happen now. What would you like to see for the route?

MN DFL takes House, Senate, and Governor!

The background music slaps.

this is cinema

THREAD: A tale in two tweets and one FCC chairman

You ever like "I hate this font, but it works so perfectly in this design I have to use it" ?

Your positive reception surpassed all of our expectations. Thank you! 💚 #Edgerunners

Just finished @edgerunners and man... A lot of emotions. That show is a trip.

I love how the last 3 seconds of every video call is everyone dropping their composure with eyes darting around to find the "leave meeting" button ASAP.

Denmark's public transit agency has made the greatest transit advertisement of all time. No notes. (Din Offentlige Transport)

Back in 6th grade science, the teacher was saying that oxygen makes blood bright red. I asked him if someone floating in outer space got a cut if it would be blue and he just looked at me like I was crazy. Felt bad at the time, but now I know I was just curious & neurodivergent.

Monks should have a d10 hit die; Prove me wrong. #dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons

It’s that simple. ⚔️🐉 credit to: ajwolf1992 #dnd #gamenight #dndminiatures #charactersheet #funny #follow #barbarian

It's the Chinese Jager from Pacific Rim.

I can't imagine a sadder place to be jumped by the FBI 💀