“@objetdartbflo: I did not move to NYC to get freakin' Ebola!” Time to get your SARS chic on

When you throw a tantrum in front of a manager.

Me going over the paperwork with my manager for my so called pay raise #Apple #Retail http://t.co/aCSZRyiwym

Pros to keeping a USB drive on you: 1. Important documents on the go. 2. Telling ppl you're a secret agent becomes all the more plausible.

After we release updated iPads next week, see if you can get them to bend by repeatedly slamming them into your fucking face.

@RZSpecialist @justCRUit @madfruitstand it's because it's been a nightmare on the BOH end, at least at my store

@InApplehell @tim_cook I’d rather have a respectable raise and working conditions

This is so on point http://t.co/rDzYOsug98

People who move up in the company, forget how much they hated it, and rag on others for doing the same. #TypesOfEmployeeIHate

And the hunt for a fuck to give begins

I don’t understand how you keep dropping your iPhone 6. Any other time you hold 4.7 inches in your hand, you grasp it like a fucking vice.

Happy to announce that electrocution sensors have been installed on all #iPhone6Plus floor models. Enjoy trying to bend them now, fuckers.

@RZSpecialist 19 hours OT last week, 4 so far this week, plus 4 hours DT last week. But @iAnonSpecialist is right - those taxes suuuuck

How many managers have exchanged bent phones? We got one-felt like Oprah blessed us You get a bent phone! You get a bent phone! #BendGate

Scott Forstall emailed me: “Hey, Jony, I changed my email signature just for you! Bent from my iPhone” Fucking prick. 😒

Holding 5.5 inches in your hand never felt so fucking good. http://t.co/NKHdpbKEUA