Abe Lopez, Author
@AbeLopezAuthor
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BUY JUAN OF MY BOOKS! crime thriller “The Mousetrap Murders”: https://t.co/YM8N8bQ47x or my anthology “Going Gone”: https://t.co/pRsK63Dj7Q
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Joined March 2017
The police and federal authorities often don’t even know there’s a serial k¡ller present because they don’t:.• See the patterns.• Talk to each other.• Care enough to investigate further. Of course they might also not know because they’ve already “solved” the case….Link in Bio
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RT @Anna_Giaritelli: ---THREAD---. This is the most important story I’ve told. It’s my story. I’ve waited five years to share it, and I’m r….
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I was sexually assaulted by a homeless man in DC. But if you look for my case in DC crime statistics, you won't find it.
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RT @AbeLopezAuthor: “Can’t see the Galaxy for the Stars.”. People who miss out on life because they’re obsessed with celebrity culture.
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The police/troops in DC should quit arresting people for carrying a firearm without a permit. They’re publishing this metric as if it’s something to be proud of, but it’s not. In high crime areas like DC, people rely on their right to keep and bear arms to keep them safe. I do.
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😂 “Why isn’t he seething at the couch thing that we made up?!?! He’s disgusting!”.
🚨WTF!! JD Vance tells Stephen Miller’s wife Katie that his “favorite meme” is a photo of Usha, the Pope, and a couch referencing three things he f*cked since the pope died shortly after his visit. JD Vance is a disgusting joke.
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We need a prequel to “The Giver” and use this as a starting point.
how Fruit Loops gonna look after Kellogg’s became the first company to sign a legally binding agreement to remove artificial dyes from cereal
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Likely one of the original victims of Smokeferatu, aka Vlad the Inhaler.
He's out during the daytime. That means he's an Old One who has been smoking crack since the 80s. This man is probably 70 years old, but he's immortal as long as his soul is fed The Rock.
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RT @AbeLopezAuthor: When a Chicano finally gets over his allergies:.🎶 Adios, much Achoos, until we sneeze again 🎶
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RT @AbeLopezAuthor: May the 4th Be With You employs a pun in the form of a lisp. No wonder it’s so gay.
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RT @TheJeffPutnam: If the money was taxed when I earned it, it shouldn’t be taxed again when I give it to my kids just because your parents….
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Chromosexuals?.
There's a new sexuality for people in love with AI, with their own flag, and of course they want to be lumped into our ever growing and delusional acronym 🙃🤡
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So it turns out Howard Stern wasn’t a Shock Jock as much as he was a Trifling Ąsshole. What a legacy.
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RT @AbeLopezAuthor: Bro some people are so disrespectful . Was at a library reading a biology textbook about Vestigial organs and realized….
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So they won’t be attending the convention for alternative protein sources this year?. Fake Meet.
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The free-est of Free Birds.
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How do you say “stolen valor” in Japanese?.
Sen Genshitsu, the former head of the Urasenke tea ceremony school, has died at the age of 102. He was also known as a former kamikaze pilot in the Japanese Imperial Navy.
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RT @ExxAlerts: BREAKING: 🚨 Border Patrol and ICE now arresting illegals outside facility that CA Governor Gavin Newsom is holding a massi….
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