Salmon
@AToneDeafFish
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He/Him Pick up every piece of trash you find on the roadside and one day you can live in a landfil. I just wanna dig some holes
Montana, USA
Joined April 2019
After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip
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I’m trying to get this high and waisted tonight
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holy shit dude
literally just found out my car has an extra cupholder on the left of my steering wheel this changes everything
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This would have caused a constitutional crisis in ancient Rome
A group of turkeys spotted circling a 'Harris' gravestone in North Dakota. The footage was captured by a cemetery worker at the Riverside Cemetery in Fargo, North Dakota. "It was quite bizarre," the man, Paul Eickhof, said. The reasoning behind the 'turkey circle' may be due
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
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no, it's okay, i just didn't expect it to be soviet
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Trump: I am going to buy Greenland and Canada. I will invade Mexico. Democrats: We forgot to show up for work today and now unions have no rights. Sorry folks we’ll get them next time!!!!
We then failed to get word to Vice President Harris quickly enough to come and deliver the tie-breaking vote. In the 90 minutes that transpired, Senator Manchin returned first, swinging the vote in the other direction and ceding the NLRB to MAGA control two years earlier than
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The wedge will be fully self-driving.
The fake news idiots believing they can drive a wedge between Trump and Elon Musk is hilarious.
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My high school bleachers are empty tonight. But the night I brought an AK47 to the homecoming game, they weren't. Thankfully, I never took it out of my car. But every Christmas, when my wife and children are asleep, I come back and imagine the world where I did.
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Well they aren’t called the San Francisco 40 Minors!
Dr Disrespect says the San Francisco 49ers dropped him over his comments regarding the Starfield pronouns option
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despite crashing 7 times, try as it might... after effects could not stop the vision
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instead of using the r-word try using better language like "democratic strategist"
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