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Importer/Exporter | Screen Name Kris | My best tweets don't get RTd | Founded @slcdunk | RT, you cowards! | Never, ever happy |

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@5kl
Kris
7 years
Miami is a Mario Kart track now.
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@5kl
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6 years
Needed a red shirt though
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Michael Lee
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Boom! Ben Simmons didn’t need a sweatshirt or a van to make his point
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
He never had a shot. She was way outside his range.
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Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons' summer fling seems to be over.
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
LaVar, "I'm making damn sure we're not leaving LA. Now hold still..."
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Shams Charania
6 years
Los Angeles Lakers guard Lonzo Ball has a torn meniscus in his left knee, league sources tell Yahoo. Ball is expected to be ready for training camp next season.
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@5kl
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1 year
@H_Grove @spidadmitchell Yeah, they’re saying he needs to start taking some.
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@5kl
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5 years
Santa's reindeer named by Utah moms. Daeshyr Dansir Prantser Vyxn Kömit Khuepyd Donnyrrh Blizzin Ruudolf
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
He looks like one of the animatronics at Chuck E Cheese.
@its_whitney
whitney medworth
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i think lebron just created the GOAT of reaction gifs
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@5kl
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5 years
Magic Johnson quotes as Michael Scott is perfect.
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@5kl
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5 years
@dog_rates So glad his owners are helping him develop healthy eating habits. Some owners don't carrot all.
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6 years
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@5kl
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6 years
@dog_rates @HUGO39919840 It's like they don't carrot all.
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
Can't believe I'm sticking up for @PressSec , but the Pecan Pie picture she tweeted is real. It was tweeted from her iPhone and if you look at the metadata, it's from an iPhone, not a downloaded image.
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@5kl
Kris
5 years
False. Wyoming and Colorado have way more pools shaped like them.
@SorryImTexan
Sorry, I'm Texan
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This Texas shaped pool proves that we are cooler than the other 49 states combined
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@5kl
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5 years
@SportsCenter Excuse me, coming through
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@5kl
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2 years
Jazz fans tonight
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
Well, you've already made it through the Thunder.
@spidadmitchell
Donovan Mitchell
6 years
In order to appreciate the sun you first have to go through the rain ✊🏾
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████████be█████████████sure███████████████to████████████drink███████████your████████████████ovaltine█████████ I think the #MuellerReport is trying to tell us something.
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@5kl
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5 years
You damn hypocrite.
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@5kl
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5 years
Felicity Huffman's neighbors when she got arrested.
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@5kl
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6 years
This is Rudy's fourth. 🙄
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@5kl
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4 years
Just realized if you gave away a free hot dog and drink for every person wearing a mask, you could get near 100% compliance in Utah.
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@5kl
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7 years
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@5kl
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7 years
Chris Paul mad.
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@5kl
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6 years
Hayward ruins BBQs, Mitchell wants to come to yours.
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@5kl
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6 years
@kadejones @HonoredSpirit It's its own Seinfeld episode.
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@5kl
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5 years
@JakeLFischer Raptors loyalty rn:
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5 years
Mitchell 1 on 1 vs Hayward
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@5kl
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2 years
Sound up 😱 (camera guy is fine)
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@5kl
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7 years
Share this with all your @celtics friends.
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@5kl
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3 years
Didn't play as the Jazz. Stop lying.
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@5kl
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4 years
@latimes The author
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@5kl
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5 years
Skating on the salt flats (via Reddit)
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@5kl
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5 years
Don't OD on this gif.
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@5kl
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5 years
Jazz foul so Booker can't get 60. #pettywarz @WorldWideWob
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@5kl
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6 years
Don't cry because it's over, smile because we have Donovan Mitchell and they don't.
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@5kl
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5 years
Your one-stop shop for Mitchell on Hayward abuse
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6 years
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7 years
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@5kl
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3 years
Hey @spidadmitchell , guess who's back?
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@5kl
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3 years
Shaq's a coward. I meant for you to hear that.
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@5kl
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6 years
Tell me more about these @spidadmitchell
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@5kl
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5 years
And don't ever come back!
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@5kl
Kris
3 years
After Robinhood's statement this morning, you knew this was coming.
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@5kl
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5 years
Joe Ingles is now a body model for future white Jazz players. (h/t @JayFrayAllDay )
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@5kl
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5 years
Joe, "Your shoes don't match"
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@5kl
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10 months
@Richie_l0c0 @lisadancefit Reminds me of this guy
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@5kl
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7 years
That bench
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@5kl
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4 years
DWill
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@5kl
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4 years
Paul George watching today
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@5kl
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2 years
A gif for future use
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@5kl
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7 years
This moment after Rubio's dagger three was great to see in person.
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@5kl
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4 years
Reggie Wayne on the Jazz (via r/NBA)
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4 years
@Joeingles7 Damnit Hayward
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6 years
@BleacherReport @terrellowens This is still the best football video game of all time.
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DWill at Lagoon alert
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New favors gif
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@dog_rates Ruff crowd
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5 years
When the game starts slowing down for you
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@5kl
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6 years
He didn't last year either
@Balldontlie
Ball Don’t Lie
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Ben Simmons not lookin like a rookie anymore 😂 (via @HomeTeamHoops )
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2 years
HOF commentary
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5 years
God bless this man
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
So pretty much everyone in the US was watching except the refs.
@darrenrovell
Darren Rovell
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Game 6 of the NBA Finals, played 20 years ago today, is still the most watched NBA game. 72 million people in the US alone watched at least some portion of the game!
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@5kl
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4 years
My summer plans || 2020
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"And I have yet to hear from Gordon."
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@5kl
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8 years
Hope Solo disgracing the Solo family name more than Kylo Ren.
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@5kl
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@MittRomney I thank you for this meme
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@5kl
Kris
7 years
Guarantee it missed.
@desnewssports
Deseret News Sports
7 years
Trey Burke takes a shot at @utahjazz
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@5kl
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6 years
Kids these days, eh @rudygobert27 ? via @micheal_SLC
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1 year
Put this in the Louvre
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@5kl
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3 years
It just gets worse and worse
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Kris
3 years
Media day photos!
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@5kl
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6 years
Imagine an NBA where everyone was officiated the same.
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5 years
Habitat for Humanity was able to use the bricks from the Jazz/Magic game to build five new homes. #ThisIsWhyWePlay #JazzDoingGood
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Who are his home teachers?
@andyblarsen
Andy Larsen
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Neto is inactive.
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Teaching gospel doctrine at 1 and coaching the Super Bowl at 4.
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@5kl
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New soda shop name just dropped
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@PuckReportNHL
NHL News
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“Salt Lake Sucks” chant #Yotes
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5 years
Just two years ago
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7 years
If Joe Ingles isn't your favorite player, revaluate your life.
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@5kl
Kris
6 years
Oh man, the fans aren't coming back next season.
@E_Woodyard
Eric Woodyard
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After a strong postseason run, the @utahjazz thanks the fans for the support this year with a billboard off the highway.
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@5kl
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6 years
This is something the NBA urgently needs to address. First, a Pelicans fan sneaked onto the court and warmed up. Tonight, this guy somehow wandered onto the court in Utah and made six threes.
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@5kl
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6 years
Joe Johnson looking to re-sign with the Jazz once he clears waivers.
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1 year
Nice. Instead of Mount Olympus as a backdrop, we’ll get the copper mine.
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@BenWinslow
Ben Winslow
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BREAKING NEWS: @SaltLakeBees will leave SLC for a new facility at Daybreak in South Jordan, the Larry H. Miller Group confirms to me. Formal announcement coming shortly. @fox13 #SLC #Utah
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@5kl
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4 years
@spidadmitchell Please wash your hands before handling the ball each time. Who knows where Chris Paul has been.
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5 years
Potential statue candidate for Rudy. (Chris Gardner/Getty Images)
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6 years
I'm not saying I'm just saying
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2 years
@dog_rates @Trupanion You know what they say, if something can happen, it will happen. That's Murphy's Paw.
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3 years
Unsalvageable
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5 years
BREAKING: It wasn't a Pistons fan, it was a damn Laker fan!
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