@3YearLetterman Who wants to tell him?

@Mathlete007 Tell me what? That I own a vintage globe? That I’m a notary public? That I just signed a lease on a split level house with an intercom system and L-shaped couch? I already know that

@3YearLetterman I made it, he finally stole a post I posted that I stole from someone else. Great day.

@jonfromIA Oh I stole this one many, many months ago

@3YearLetterman We just need to get rid of the university of Georgia and the country would be alright

@3YearLetterman North America needs to learn about firefighting. Too busy hunting maple syrup.

@3YearLetterman America should take over North America and then turn our eyes south.

@3YearLetterman @JustinTrudeau

@3YearLetterman Canada is America's Scotland, Coach.

@3YearLetterman Don’t make us come for your White House again

@3YearLetterman Makes sense, the President of North America is a commie in disguise.

@3YearLetterman Has North America considered putting water on the fire? That might help their situation

@3YearLetterman holy sh*t, I live in Canada

@3YearLetterman Just the east coast. The west is because of meth labs.

@3YearLetterman America needs a new hat.

@3YearLetterman Mexico is clearly Latin America and South America are SEC states. C’mon.

@3YearLetterman North America is America’s mullet

@3YearLetterman Canadia is the worst country in North America by far, and there isn’t a close second.

@3YearLetterman Those Northerners couldn’t get one of their figure skating teams in the Stanley Cup final and this is what they do.