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@1stPlayerCarl
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11 months
It’s 70% OFF come speak to me here 👀🌶️ https://t.co/vwvLoW9tMf
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@1stPlayerCarl
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@1stPlayerCarl
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11 months
We hate shitty Black™ leads created to tick boxes for ecumenical politics, not black leads with real personality. Get it right.
@kidsmoove
KidSmoove
11 months
They hate black leads in gaming.
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@memeticsisyphus
memetic_sisyphus
11 months
Saying a no-no word when you’re 13 is no where near the level of evil as trying to ruin the life of a 13 yo for saying a no-no word.
@scubaryan_
ryan 🤿
11 months
this little girl was being racist and instantly regretted it when she found out he was livesteaming 😭
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@GiveMeBanHammer
Perma Banned
11 months
-P’Nut and Fred were “marked” days before they were taken away -P’Nut and Fred had their heads…removed, as that’s supposedly the “protocol” for rabies -BUT the tests results came out and neither P’Nut nor Fred had rabies. There really are just some people, who act this evil.
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@usurpthachef
usurp tha chef
11 months
@hasanthehun Aren’t you the same submissive little nepobaby that traveled to Germany and visited a brothel that sex trafficked underage girls?? That why you always bring up cp? Guilty conscience maybe? If you clutch those pearls any harder they’re gonna turn into dust you fkn dweeb.
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@KuKuruyo1
KuKuruYo the second coming 🇪🇸
11 months
Why even do the "Body type A-B" bullshit if you're gonna explain it means "men and women" anyways?
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@FuckKoroks
Gigachad Brick - KOROKS TOOK MY TREN
11 months
I fucking WISH all the libtards self-deporting from Twitter actually had the balls to stay away. But no, they have no spine, no emotional regulation, no impulse control. They’ll find out the imaginary dopamine points are bigger over here and slink back as if nothing happened.
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@MentisWave
MentisWave 🐍🚁
11 months
Kamala Harris bribed Al Sharpton in order to get a softball-only interview. Pretty funny how her team practiced a blatantly corrupt partnership with the mainstream media and still lost. https://t.co/tzDg29CKXF
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Amid rumors that the Harris-Walz campaign allocated millions of dollars to various entertainers and celebrities who then voiced support for the Democratic nominee, it is notable that Al Sharpton's...
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@WillyMacShow
𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀
11 months
@hasanthehun Nobody in this thread can accurately explain how this has to do with Islam at all. It’s hilarious.
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@eldarmark
KiTA
11 months
@Scratch_Point_Z They did forcibly rewrite the "Tomboy" (Japanese: おてんば otenba, "tomboy") as "Tear-Away," which is completely gibberish. Someone apparently couldn't stand the term tomboy on the localization team, I guess?
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@PandasAndVidya
The Return of the Ping
11 months
Remember when people were directly telling you that their grocery bills were more expensive and harder to afford along with their receipts proving it to you, and you just kept going "nuh uh"?
@whstancil
Will Stancil
11 months
Yeah, two weeks ago everyone thought Harris was running a good campaign (because... she was!) and now they're all trying to pivot on a dime and pretend they saw a bunch of defects. The reality is that Harris's campaign WAS good and she was running in a dire national environment
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@JonsLongs
A.K.A. JLongb0ne
11 months
🚨LIVE NOW🚨 💢NOC #66: Trump Won! Let The MELTDOWNS Begin! (ft. @1stPlayerCarl ) https://t.co/dfJBk0VATj
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@1stPlayerCarl
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11 months
THANK FUCKING GOD, SOMEONE EXISTS.
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@1stPlayerCarl
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11 months
X-0031 & Jumpscares | Carl At Play
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11 months
Lily's 6-Hour Cope About Pokemon: Part 2 - VSChat
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@1stPlayerCarl
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11 months
Morning Delivery Waiting Room, X-0031 in 4 Hours | Carl At Play
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@1stPlayerCarl
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Lily's 6-Hour Cope About Pokemon: Part 1 - VSChat
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@ThatAlabastard
TheAlabastard Spooktacular Edition 🏒🏋🏼‍♀️🐈🤟🏻
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@1stPlayerCarl We had trick or treating until it got dark, then it turned into a warzone with us teenagers. Shaving cream, eggs, silly string, flour... It was Lord of the Flies savage and a total blast. I was usually covered in so much shit my mom made me undress in the garage.
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@GodotIsW8ing4U
Godot
2 years
New rule: If your political opponents do something that doesn’t make sense to you, and instead of saying “huh I should get to the bottom of this” you say “lol they’re just stupid”, you forfeit the right to complain about anything that may result from this
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