TheAlabastard🏒🏋🏼♀️🐈🤟🏻
@ThatAlabastard
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The geeky bastard child of hockey and metal. Embarrassment to the female sex since 1975. I torture NHL players for a living. Dirty Heathen. Filthy centrist.
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Joined August 2021
Hey! Hey! I gots me some fanart, y'all! Go show him some love!.
Here are some drawings I made based on one of my mutuals @ThatAlabastard. Her bio description & personality inspired me to design a character based on her. I was going for a badass cougar look, while incorporating elements of her interests, like hockey, metal, cats, & paganism.
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RT @VigilantFox: The system has COLLAPSED. American cities are now lawless wastelands—where criminals roam free and the innocent suffer.….
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RT @swolenormous: If you get offended by something I say, you need to go to the f*cking gym. Why?. Because you’re a weak bitch.
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RT @Axel_Foley13: The fact that you had to explain yourself or apologize for honest thoughts cuz some woke internet tough guys disagreed wi….
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RT @InfamousBloodia: @JeanGen09181213 Because sometimes when you have a high-strung bunch of people looking for "dog whistles" to feign out….
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As usual, she is a long watch but definitely worth the time spent.
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I swear, we have the world's best @amazon drivers. This is like the sixth time one has given our cat Sunny treats.
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RT @AdmiralAegis: Here's a crazy idea. how about you ban no works of fiction and just place them behind content warnings and age restrict….
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RT @JoshAnimator: Because parents are too lazy to learn how to use the built in parental controls, and they are also too easily embarrassed….
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The one who out of nowhere started spouting ultra misogynistic, borderline violent, incel shit and blocked me when I tried reining him in.
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I am married for nearly 25 years to a blind date I did everything to try and get out of because the life of the friend setting us up was a dumpster fire on a trainwreck.
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RT @TheJoeySwoll: Is this not body shaming? Or “fit-shaming”? How dare someone try to care for and better themselves by getting in shape fo….
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JFC If I (or any other functional adult) want my birthday off, I schedule to take that time off. That's how adults operate.
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RT @LoreLodge: It’s almost like that’s because he was targeting the NFL offices, which happen to be on the 33rd floor.
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RT @MadamSavvy: Alyssa mercante now “joining the fray” however dared to mock me and say terrible things about me previously. She couldnt….
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RT @VigilantFox: Meet Dr. Peter Hotez. He’s the “vaccine expert” who ran from a $2 million offer to debate RFK Jr. Now it’s 2025, and a m….
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I'm starting to believe that "food deserts" is rooted in the phenomenon of stores being so sick of getting robbed that they peace out.
~ Store opens in Black neighborhood.~ Black people steal so much that the store is forced to close.~ Black people call store “racist” for not staying open so they can continue stealing. Tell me more about your “food desert” and how it's all White people's fault.
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