Abby Barr
@1AbbyRoad
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social: @switchedonpop @plex @theankler prev: social for 🦚, @20korg . comedy writing @funnyordie ++, other writing @shoptoday ++, Obie, memestress
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nick jonas could do little women but timothee chalamet couldn’t do camp rock
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I think the last time I ever felt joy was when Bob Odenkirk entered and said “My Little Women!”
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you’re worried about eating microplastics?? lame…when we were kids we ate MACROPLASTICS
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would risk it all to be in the bob odenkirk henry winkler and seth rogan conversation
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this met gala theme is “a little lad who loves berries and cream”
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WELCOME TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!!!! IT IS CHAOS!!! WANT A 6 AM GRILLED CHEESE?? DO IT!! TAKE A NAP AT 1 PM? GO FOR IT!! GET MARRIED IN GREECE AND INVITE THREE MEN WHO MIGHT BE YOUR FATHER?? YOU GO GIRL!!!!
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Rami Malek trying to talk to Nicole Kidman is like me trying to talk to my crush
#goldenglobes
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aidan probably makes those resin tables i’ve seen all over tiktok
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please, nancy meyers, make it’s complicated 2, i’m begging you. if marvel movies can get 837373 sequels you can definitely write a romcom sequel where meryl invites martin short into her immaculate kitchen!!!
Meryl Streep and Martin Short grab dinner together after denying dating rumors
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Achievable 2019 goals
- read more books
- look at social media less
- run more
- keep running, you’re being chased by a bear!!!
- oh my god he’s gaining on you!
- the bear just wanted to tell you you dropped your wallet
- thank him and live a nice life together in the forest
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me singing all the parts to one day more from les misérables
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tried to remember one thing about this show and all i could come up with is “he has no belly button”
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I don’t miss babysitting, but I do DEEPLY miss the carte blanche statement “help yourself to anything in the fridge”
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I always clicked on viral tweets because they had a funny comments section and now I have my own 🥲
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chris pine looks like a los feliz mom driving her prius to drop off her kids at nondenominational quaker high school and i’m obsessed
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if bob odenkirk doesn’t bust in and say “my little malibu Barbie” i am demanding a refund
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Me when a package arrives, that I paid for, with my own money, and knew was coming via a UPS tracker
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You were the best thing about the internet and have been replaced by a site with terms and conditions and privacy pages. gone but not forgotten
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lmao i did NOT know it was nick jonas’s bday when i tweeted this 💀
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(Arrested Development was Schitt’s Creek for people with better taste)
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hbo max could gain 1 billion subscribers if they just made a show called sesame streep
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The only thing my liberal arts education did for me was turn me into a real dick about recycling
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@morninggloria
Ivanka brought so much *diversity* to the original broadway cast of Hamilton
#unwantedivanka
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When I have to walk two feet from my bed to my WFH desk at 9 AM
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i got married on the night of the succession series finale and had to make this my lock screen to not go on here
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I'm a member of the screen actors guild and I will write in
@ladygaga
for every SAG award, even awards they don't have.
Best Actress: Lady Gaga
Best No Makeup-Makeup: Lady Gaga
Best Single Tear Rolling Down A Cheek: Lady Gaga
Best Vocal Riff: HAAAHHHAHHHAAHHHH
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kerry from succession looks like if abbi jacobsen just buckled down and went to harvard
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@justineodashs
A happy anniversary indeed.
I think the last time I ever felt joy was when Bob Odenkirk entered and said “My Little Women!”
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“You’re wearing…”
“Willa’s outfit from Season 4, Episode 4 of Succession? Yeah, I am.”
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Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
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Hello, it’s trees. I was wondering if after all these months you’d like some leaves
#fallsongs
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Ok so when Spanish people eat a bunch of snacks it’s called “tapas” but when I do it’s called “depression”
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is Timothée chalamet in the origin of bob dylan or Jess mariano bc I am seated either way
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Marvel: Avengers infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history
Breyers ice cream:
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Sometimes I feel like a main character in a tv show where the show runners said “we can’t keep her happy for too long because it’s not exciting”
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Why does every character have to be “a no nonsense woman?” Why can’t we have nonsense women?
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imagine being all excited to go to the oscar’s and then you’re sitting behind her
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Sexist pig Neil Labute has been cancelled. He’s a fave in scene study classes unfortunately so if you’re a young actor in need of some (actually good) writing may I refer you to the
@TheKilroys13
? They put together an annual list by female and lgbt identifying people!
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been so much harry and Olivia drama that I forgot chris pine, the hot coastal grandmother is in it
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I forgot all the Warby Parker frames are just “names you’d give to your unvaccinated Portland child”
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Robert Pattinson looks like what you throw on at 3 am when your dorm fire alarm got set off by high kids putting cup noodles in the microwave
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“i wish i had olivia rodrigo when i was 15” uh was “when I grow up” by the pussycat dolls not enough for you???
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