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Knower of things. Lover of wine & whiskey. Optimist. Country music addict. Dachshunds! Jays fan. Newbie equestrian. Epic campfire creator. Often found in water.

Innisfil, Canada
Joined August 2007
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@emeraldphoenix
Courtney
2 years
*~* Gratitude thread *~* Every time I think of something I'm grateful for, I'm going to post it in this thread. Big or small; current or in the past; anything and everything. Feel free to comment along!
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Courtney
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Money would legitimately solve every single one of my problems I could afford therapy Rocky could get a tooth removed My parents would be able to mkfe I could afford more therapy - and vegetables My car could get fixed Therapy. Did I mention therapy?! Ah well.
@Dearme2_
Dear Self.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of “mental health issues” disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn’t affect mental health is privilege.
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Courtney
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If you love me you’ll make this for me She said, saving the link for herself
@ELMAGAIN
ELM22.0
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He cracks me up 😂😂🤣😂 They are still good people in the world 😂
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@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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@ThePunnyWorld
PUNS
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I hurt my back walking like an Egyptian. Now I have to see a Cairo-practor.
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@Gusterbear
Karls (legally baby)
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This is Kid! Things are really tight for me financially right now, so I am selling some of the jewelry I have made. Let me know if anything catches your eye: I’ll put them in a thread here. Money goes first to pay for dog food and care, then medicine for me, then food for me!
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@HumanityChad
Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
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Here's your reminder that life isn't that serious... so go ahead and laugh a little more.
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Courtney
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He pronounces “Toronto” correctly!!
@BlueJays
Toronto Blue Jays
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A letter to the Blue Jays instead of Santa 🥹
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Courtney
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Rocky makes my heart so full. I woke up to his face just inches from mine. No matter what, he’ll always be my main man.
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Courtney
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This is absolutely NOT an endorsement but my newest obsession is the salted kette cooked chips from President’s Choice. Hate the greed of the owner. But those damned chips… dayum.
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@susie_dent
Susie Dent
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Word of the Day is a reminder of ‘snerdling’: 19th-century dialect for snuggling beneath the covers for as long as possible.
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Courtney
10 days
Sooooo… someone in my family (me?) might own this amazing autographed baseball. Me. It might be me. 🤭🤪
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@BBGreatMoments
Baseball’s Greatest Moments
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When Max Scherzer mocked home plate ump CB Bucknor by pretending to flip a coin for calls 🪙
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@libriscent
Libriscent
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“Am I too old to wear-“ no “Am I too old to like-“ no “Am I too old to dye my hair-“ no “Is it lame if I pierce my-“ no “Is it too late to start-“ no “Am I lame if I still like-“ no Live life. Be happy.
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Courtney
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The Phillies have a player named Schreck. I hope he has a good sense of humour about that.
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Courtney
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BASEBALL! BLUE JAYS BASEBALL!! BLUE JAYS BASEBALL IS ON MY TV!!!
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@s8n
Satan
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Courtney
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@_sorrengailll
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GIRLS be honest... please🥹 Who rewatches comfort shows instead of starting new ones? 🎬
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Courtney
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10 bands/artists to get to know me: Great Big Sea Phil Collins Brad Paisley Tim McGraw Garth Brooks John Williams James Horner And three players to be named later
@MagsIsCookin
Maggie ✨🇨🇦
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10 bands/artists to get to know me: NIN George Michael Jungle Prince Stereophonics Annie Lennox Beastie Boys Mother Mother Foo Fighters Garbage
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@TheEXECUTlONER_
👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈
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I’d rather watch Hank the horse eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich than listen to all the same old crap on the news. 100%. Sick of seeing the same stuff everywhere. They should have named him Smuckers though! ❤️
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Courtney
18 days
Nothing like a night full of bad dreams to set the tone for the day 🥱🫨
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