Me: ok it's finals week. Time to study. Brain: ... Watch 10 seasons of It's Always Sunny instead. M: that doesn't really seem- B: you gotta.

Me after the #quarantine lifts: 🎵 Comin' out of my house and I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down because I want it all It started out with a bat how did it end up like this It was only a bat, it was only a bat 🎵

Just a reminder that we probably don't know what dinosaurs actually looked like 😅

THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1. Denial 2. Guilt 3. Depression 4. Acceptance 5. Drowning

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live Me:

9.5.18

u ever just think about pangaea

Trump says there’s a war on coal iPhones weren't a war on rotary phones, they were a revolution The horseless carriage wasn’t a war on horses, it was a revolution The ice box wasn't a war on salted meats, it was a revolution #cleanenergy isn't a war on coal, it's a revolution

And by the way, THERE'S FUCKING ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is heartwrenching. Just because you personally cannot feel the effects of climate change yet, doesn't mean others aren't.

Jupiter, you’re bluetiful 💙! Churning swirls of Jupiter’s clouds are seen in striking shades of blue in this new view taken by our @NASAJuno spacecraft. Dive in for more: https://t.co/wKrrDe2mu0

#bekindtoelephants

Happy birthday, baby.

Let’s Make America Smart Again.

Thinking NFL players are 'protesting the flag' is like thinking Rosa Parks was protesting public transportation

L: "Very fine people" R: "Sons of bitches" #TakeAKnee

Every time we see Saturn in the night sky, we'll remember. We'll smile. And we'll want to go back. #GrandFinale #GoodbyeCassini #Cassini

There's 2 options: he's a time traveler who ended up in the wrong year or he had a giant marg before coming in 🤷