it is literally insane that the whole world is now obsessed with "the boy aquarium" and meanwhile we're all just sleeping on women's hockey when they're out there pulling moves like this

IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR, PLUS DENTAL, PARKING, AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $2 BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN! REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN

Just two pictures less than a year apart

We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.

REMINDER: Presidents Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden NEVER declared any hatred for members of the opposite party. In fact, no President has ever done so in the history of the United States... before yesterday. Of Democrats, trump said "I hate them, I

Oh my god

If anyone within the borders of the USA is allowed to be denied Due Process, nobody in the USA has the right to Due Process. Without Due Process, you cannot prove you aren’t a member of the unprotected class.

History doesn't repeat itself. It rhymes.

ICE caught on video kidnapping man from his home—no uniforms, no ID, no warrant—starts at 55 sec. "Agents came onto my property, tackled my husband, assaulted him," said wife. "Dragged him to unmarked vehicle." His I-130 petition was granted recognizing marriage to U.S. citizen

MAGA priorities

$20 million for Trump to attend the Super Bowl? Holy Shit! Where is DOGE?

BREAKING: CNN just exposed Donald Trump for agreeing to a deal with Canada that had already been negotiated by President Biden. Donald Trump, for all his bluster, received nothing in return. This is yet another example of Trump’s incompetence.

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity. If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

WTF IS GOING ON has been trending in the United States all night Republicans:

THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

If you’re afraid that a presidential candidate will retaliate against your business interests due to a paper you own’s endorsement of their opponent, that should be the first sentence in your endorsement.

Jim Gaffigan draws audible gasps at the Al Smith dinner: “During the first and only debate, President Trump talked about migrants taking cats and eating them. If you’re keeping track at home, this is the second time grabbing a kitty has been part of a campaign issue.”

I have never heard Obama speak like this.

The Simpsons are never wrong.