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life is a savage garden.

bi | she/her | 30s | canadian
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pure joy
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christ, i just remembered that tegan & sara are canadian too. EPISODE 6 NEEDLE DROP I AM BEGGING. https://t.co/06e3QLIf6S
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if one of the needle drops in episode 6 is bobcaygeon by the tragically hip, just know that you will never hear from me or any other canadian ever again. it will be a nationwide mass casualty event.
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@indoorgolfshop
The Indoor Golf Shop ⛳️
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🚨FLIGHTSCOPE BLACK FRIDAY SALE $1,200 OFF Mevo Plus Golf Simulators!
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like i just fully SOBBED clipping this video to post. puffy eyes and snot and everything. i know they changed it in the show to have shane's cottage in quebec instead of ontario, but i don't care, it still works. i want it so bad.
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if one of the needle drops in episode 6 is bobcaygeon by the tragically hip, just know that you will never hear from me or any other canadian ever again. it will be a nationwide mass casualty event.
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i'm buying hudson a bazooka for christmas
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"ilya is a consent kiβ€”" βœ‹πŸ»say no more. *adds another straight white dude hockey podcast to her listening rotation*
@EmptyNettersPod
Empty Netters
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Consent king Ilya
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in an alternate universe, ilya rozanov and mickey milkovich are either best friends or mortal enemies, there simply is no in-between
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Lol just kidding, it's always the Vegas bathroom scene.
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The hardest part of my day is deciding what scenes I'm going to watch in bed like this as my little nighttime treat.
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netflix saw the hand acting in heated rivalry doing numbers and had to scramble the fighter jets quick
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Guess what's back on Netflix tomorrow.
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hours later noticing that i wrote health instead of heathβ€”
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time to get really crazy about it (haven't played this since i was a kid)
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natasha⁷¹ ¹² hr spoilers
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"heated rivalry only alludes to homophobia" sorry this isn't american media it trusts you to remember homophobia exists without someone being hate crimed
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watching @bradamreacts on the big screen like the gay hockey gods intended
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If you start your episode review or reaction video with an "in this episode of HBO's Heated Rivalry" just know that I am immediately clicking out, I will not be giving you a like, and no I will not be subscribing. Put some respect on her name first.
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ilya being a caretaker for his family almost his entire life but receiving no love or care in return until opening up to shane I NEED TO SCREAM 😭😭😭
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comparing connor storrie to health ledger oh I KNOW that is right
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Shakespearean bathroom tragedy.
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i know shane was feeling the ghost of ilya's kiss when he rubbed his fingers across his lips
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the moment he decides. the deep, steadying breathe he takes. the almost wild look in his eyes. the determined set of his jaw. i don't care who you are, you FEEL it. the tears in your eyes & that feeling clutching at your chest & swirling in your gut. that is our shared humanity.
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PLEASE LAST LONGER THAN 24 HOURS THIS TIME πŸ™πŸ»
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