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Zach Witzel

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creating self-improving software @tryhelium

SF
Joined September 2012
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Zach Witzel
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RT @paulg: "She says 'We'll bake bread tomorrow,' even when there is no flour. She says 'The windows are broken because we wanted more air,….
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Zach Witzel
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saddest six word story in san francisco
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Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Zach Witzel
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app cartel incoming.
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Zach Witzel
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i don’t need my meal to be freeze dried i’m not an astronaut.
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Zach Witzel
9 days
san sebastián food is gross. once had trout ice cream in a smoking ball and was the worse meal of my life.
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The Spectator Index
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World's best cities for food, 2023. 1. 🇪🇸 San Sebastian.2. 🇮🇱 Tel Aviv.3. 🇮🇹 Naples.4. 🇲🇽 Mexico City.5. 🇪🇸 Malaga.6. 🇨🇦 Quebec City.7. 🇦🇺 Melbourne.8. 🇨🇦 Victoria.9. 🇮🇹 Rome.10. 🇰🇷 Seoul. (Conde Nast Traveller).
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Zach Witzel
9 days
edamame is a dr seuss ass word.
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Zach Witzel
10 days
saddest-ever six word story
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Zach Witzel
10 days
someone rl'd john coogan into having funny tweets. agi has gone too far.
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John Coogan
10 days
Ender, that wasn’t an RL environment with a verifiable reward, those were real Amazon orders you placed.
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Zach Witzel
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SF CONSUMER FOUNDER DINNER. we're hosting an invite-only dinner with some cracked consumer founders (and a few investors) on august 27th. if you know anyone that should be there lmk.
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Zach Witzel
14 days
sf is back baby !
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Zach Witzel
16 days
RT @whereswei: why are stanford boys so much more wholesome than their harvard counterparts. is there magic in the palo alto water.
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Zach Witzel
16 days
imagine seeing tech dev notes on hinge.
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Tech Dev Notes
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Insane featuring of ChatGPT in iOS App Store by Apple Editors
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Zach Witzel
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it finally feels like something is working . we're building automated paywall testing for mobile apps & in the last 12 months. - Served 100,000,000+ paywalls to real users .- Raised $5.5m from yc, duolingo's CPO, and openai researchers .- Received one $26,375 amplitude
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Zach Witzel
17 days
from our onsite last week 🤫
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Zach Witzel
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we're building self-improving software & in the last 12 months. - Served 100,000,000+ mobile experiences to real users.- Raised $5.5m from yc, duolingo's CPO, and openai researchers.- Received one $26,375 amplitude bill .- Averaged >50% revenue growth for the big apps we
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Zach Witzel
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no offense but the chatgpt5 gradient is ugly af
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Zach Witzel
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RT @nextokens: born too low IQ to build AGI . born too high IQ to complain about AI water usage . born with the perfect IQ to say "you have….
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Zach Witzel
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RT @thefuturematt: Here’s the latest on all things Locket + our recent collabs with artists! 💛⭐️. The last three years have been an incredi….
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Zach Witzel
28 days
streets being empty is actually my biggest qualm with sf. there’s very little “bustle” in sf, despite all its pro’s.
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Paul Graham
28 days
I asked some British friends visiting SF what surprised them about it. The drug problem is much less serious than they expected. Public transit works well. The streets are surprisingly empty. Great racial diversity. Every 4th car is a Tesla. Food is very expensive.
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