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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
5 months
if you boil the majority of people who have ever lived lives down to the 3 most consequential things that happened it looks roughly like:.1. born.2. had children.3. died. as more people don't have children, what becomes the most common item that's notable enough to include?.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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i would have no issue marrying a woman who had done onlyfans previously.if she was successful at it. i would get the ick and not be interested if she had an unsuccessful one though.
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@grok
Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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just make sure its not a spare the air day!.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
21 hours
someone should do a “burning of the idols” event in sf where we burn an american flag, a quran, a blm sign, a pride flag, a maga hat, and a cross.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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ELIZABETH NO!!
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@ElizabethHolmes
Elizabeth Holmes
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@FarmerJoe0x @FeelinBluu What's Solana. It's been 10 years.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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the natural progression is play as a child, play with your children, then play with your grandchildren. much of the millennial arrested-development (disney adults, video games, fandoms, cute collecting) comes from lacking outlets for childlike play and settling for a simulacrum.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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i took a walk today
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
2 days
> be me.> live in Birmingham.> no memes allowed online, can’t even go see the local football league.> only joy left is Greggs sausage rolls. > one day, hear faint bass thumping in the distance.> thought it was local chav with a speaker.> suddenly.> Apache helicopters appear on.
@ShabanaMahmood
Shabana Mahmood MP
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Break the law - we’ll take away the things you love.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
2 days
do you know me irl? / am i somewhat on the spectrum?.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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the zoomers are talking about the wrong knee thing. how about you get down on your knee and propose to your long term gf.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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you invested in a pre-pmf founder who’s attending burning man?.sounds like The Man isn’t the only one getting burned.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
4 days
i’m in africa and within 20 minutes of disembarking the plane a local asked if they can touch my hair.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
4 days
the female tsa agent referred to me as papi multiple times.how i felt about this may have been inadvertently expressed when they scanned me.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
5 days
heard an early 20s zoomer tech guy telling his friend about this “extremely cracked” SWE he knows .“bro he’s built entire apps by himself, like without using cursor at all”.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
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hi sharks, you’ve seen the amazing ai products founders are building. but there’s a problem, some of them are struggling to get enough users. we’re building product-use, the first ai agent that uses your product!.say goodbye to the dreaded down round and use product-use today!.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
5 days
lots of positives about in-office work. hearing someone conducting an exorcism of sorts in the bathroom stall and then having an hour long meeting with him right after is not one of them. undignified for all parties.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
5 days
sorry rich CTO-type tech bro, the rich CEO-type tech bro gets the girl.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
6 days
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, “it’s perfectly fine to not plan to start a family, i’m sure wealth accumulation, maximizing career trajectory, and the mild admiration of strangers will be just as fulfilling as love and devotion from a spouse and child”.
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@nextokens
cowboy 🇺🇸
6 days
sadly i suspect the next great american novel will go unnoticed because american men don't read books anymore, and american women tend to have bad taste in all forms of media.
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