Ben Volchok
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Comedy writer/performer. Film liker. THE CEREMONY returns to Melbourne, Edinburgh and the UK: https://t.co/yjMcjExqJu
Melbourne, Australia
Joined June 2009
🕯️DEAR EDINBURGH,. You are once again invited to attend The Ceremony. An improvised, interactive ritual/group therapy/comedy show. Not a cult. Co-created together with the audience, no two shows are the same. Join me. JUL 31 - AUG 25.9.45pm.Summerhall.
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RT @AltComMemSoc: #ACMS.📅TONIGHT.🏰@ThePhoenix_W1 (air-con!).🎟️£10+ from till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm.😻ho….
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RT @AltComMemSoc: #ACMS.📅Monday 14th July.🏰@ThePhoenix_W1.🎟️£10+ online, from 😻hosted by @turlygod & @tombellforeve….
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there's a The Ceremony happening tonight in Melbourne. 8.30pm The Motley Bauhaus.
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Recently I've started doing Pirate, which is a cross between Pilates and Karate.
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one child policy but for branches of a shop or restaurant. one branch of a shop or restaurant policy.
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London! You are invited to attend The Ceremony for two nights only. Part ritual, part group therapy, part comedy show. Co-created with the audience. Completely different every night. Not a cult. JUL 18 & 19.@sohotheatre. Join me.
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[soylent green voice] we're not training the robots!!! they're training us!!!!!!.
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Hello Melbourne! I'm doing my interactive, improvised ritual show The Ceremony (not a cult) one more time to help raise some funds to return to the Edinburgh Fringe and tour around the UK. 5th of July, 8.30pm.The Motley Bauhaus. Join me. 👁🙏👁.
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RT @AltComMemSoc: Two months till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: With ACMS Boar….
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the law of conservation of energy states that nothing ever truly changes which is why it doesn't matter if i don't put the dishes away.
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joining a political party to change it from within. joining a weapons manufacturer to change it from within. joining a mining corporation to change it from within. joining.
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just heard the phrase "ai technology for the smartest way to do laundry". i think we're done.
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[to the tune of alice cooper's "i love the dead"]. i love the bus.
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the emergency department. and they're like, i think you used expired milk.
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