So does Vanessa Carlton live downtown, or is she just full of it? And she’d walk a thousand miles to see you tonight, but she’s just walking home? Which is downtown? #17yearslate

Updated World Cup Odds: Germany: impossible Japan: unlikely

Ramon Salazar from Resident Evil 4, sporting the Umbrella logo. #speedart

Louise Lisa, Mona’s little sister. #speedart

When you gotta pause mid-read cause the protagonist is doing something stupid. #speedart

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity if Snoop Dogg and Ginuwine never did a tour together called “Get Ready for the Dogg and Pony Show.”

Most historians believe that Jesus was actually born in one of the Spring months. Ironically enough, the Easter Bunny was born in December.

Sometimes when I notice that I am ending a sentence with a preposition I try to re-work it. It always sounds pretentious. Grammar comes at a price. #deep

Blessed at the Herrick house.

Just posted a photo

Nina must have thought it looked expensive.

Nation Surprised To Learn All Politicians Are Hypocrites

"What you see and hear depends a good deal on where you are standing: it also depends on what sort of person you are."-C.S. Lewis

Poster idea: use the CCM “if you like this secular band then you’ll love this Christian band” format to suggest bands with stupid names. Do you like American Football? Then you’ll love Canadian Softball.

Complaining about neighbors setting off fireworks > grainy cell phone videos of fireworks

“My Michelle” by Guns N’ Roses is my least favorite cover of “Michelle” by the Beatles. Probably because the name, music, melody, and lyrics are all different.

I had a dream I was in a Top Chef finale cooking against @ChefMelissaKing. She won. I asked @tomcolicchio if my food was at least good and he said “no.” Congrats Melissa. You were a gracious winner.

You can always tell a Milford Man @bluthquotes

It’s kind of crazy. @JohnMayer had been waiting for that last Avengers movie since he wrote Home Life.

Meet The Frantics https://t.co/OphUtiFxb2 via @YouTube Awesome documentary about my favorite band.