i’m nonchalant with it

morning: im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die holy shit this is it im going to die. night: lock in OK Lock In Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is goin to be big. Im going to change the world. Ready? love you. Lock in. got an idea. Lock in

my life is like a long r/AITA post

migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no we're experiencing too much “Thing!” better send a rail spike through the skull and blind the visions" wtf

this was funny

my “I ❤️ TIME PARADOXES” t-shirt has this boy asking questions that are about to have always been answered by the shirt

*visibly shaking* can I take a line off that, i just need a quick hit, im going through withdrawals *proceeds to point at the ig reels section on your phone*

if i was a knight i wanne be called logarius

This cat is his biggest fan!! he loves his playing. 🥁🐾 IG📹 : acatsdreamer3

really wanted to be more disciplined about the diet but USA had given me permission to eat that white sauce pasta today

guys follow me im the og cozymaxxer

my current ultimate fantasy is being alone at my local cafe headphones on, the smiths blasting and if they have some kind of lunch special that’d be nice too

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle so i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become bedpilled cozymaxxed forever*

DINNER AND LISTENING TO THE RADIO AS A SINGLE F28.

ADHDer about to make a mistake: “I’ll just put my drink in the freezer so it gets cold faster!”

when i’m bored i ragebait myself by reading the lowest rated reviews of my favourite movies on letterboxd

how it feels tweeting something that has hit tweet potential but only getting 5 likes

Sometimes I am a Critic and sometimes Martin Scorsese

i never became an edgelord, even as a child i knew my sincerity would cut the deepest when i needed it to

seeing as we're never gonna get a bloodborne remake or even a second game, i’m gonna start calling re9's mutated t-virus blood memories "blood echoes", just to feel something.

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