thus spake zara thirst trap
@philiptraylen
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please read my free 12,000 word substack post thank you
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RT @ThraxMaximilian: "I had.a plan, a rowboat tied to a stick,.far from your mind. I would gently untie it,.and, by watching it go,.defeat….
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should I delete this or pretend it's a footnote, thank you
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thank you very much @APCON_MAG for publishing my poems, please read.
“WORKSHOP EXERCISE: WRITE A VIRAL POEM” PLUS TWO MORE - Philip Traylen (@philiptraylen). "I wouldn’t recommend this to.anyone, not least because if they thought.‘hey, that’s a good idea’ they.would not only have ruined my.life but also theirs.".
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in a sense - dance music - the germans have never stopped fighting world war two.
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this one is about death hahahahahahahahahaha
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RT @LitMiddle: Lit mags promoting weak gag stretched ultra thin into 250 word microfiction piece: yoooo read my boy dropping straight fire,….
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First guy is like, look, this tropical bird simulator is one player only, sorry man, wait your turn. Second guy is like, what are you talking about man, toucan play at that game.
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still can't believe people 'name' their 'poetry collections.' like you go over to someone's house and they're like, 'that's my pencil sharpener. it's called 'honey is the jew of bees'.
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fucking a girl to impress my algorithm.
Fucking up my algorithm trying to impress my girl.
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