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4 years
the roaring 20s.... babe that's not roaring that's screaming
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2 years
the return of sorry for party rocking escapist 2008core pop is the true indicator of economic recession
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7 months
beyonce that porch looks real regular. where you at?
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BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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Beyoncé. 🪩
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1 year
"fiasca" ... sofia coppola's daughter's babysitter's boyfriend was kinda genius for that one
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@yo_scoot
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2 months
that 31 yo coworker who don't play about charli xcx
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@yo_scoot
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8 months
Le Labo ❤️
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The best look at the bathroom in #SawX
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@yo_scoot
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6 years
they're like....the final bosses of deep Brooklyn
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Shia LaBeouf is dating singer FKA Twigs
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@yo_scoot
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3 years
sky ferreira oreos 😍
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@yo_scoot
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2 years
the LMFAO comeback is imminent
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2 years
absolutely no memory of this ever happening
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from the river to the sea🇵🇸
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this was probably the worst stage of the pandemic for me
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@yo_scoot
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9 years
me on the morning of Jan 1st
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@yo_scoot
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8 months
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@yo_scoot
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6 months
this is what 2020-2023 have felt like to me
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@yo_scoot
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5 years
hi @Snapchat why do my bangs spell SUICIDE
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@yo_scoot
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10 months
tested positive for Covid three days before beyonce
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@yo_scoot
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7 months
this comment has been rattling around in my brain for years. just waiting for another photo of beyonce on a porch
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9 months
producing the image on the left raised the earth's average temperature by 0.000001° C
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Bambi
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omfg………….
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8 years
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@yo_scoot
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3 years
love how quickly we are getting back to this I really missed it
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@NBCNews
NBC News
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BREAKING: Fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear masks or physically distance indoors or outdoors in most circumstances, CDC plans to announce, according to two sources familiar with the recommendations.
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4 years
second lockdown coming
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@yo_scoot
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8 years
please rise for our national anthem...
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1 year
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@socialaskan
Polar Garibaldi 🇵🇸
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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@yo_scoot
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6 years
yes, the rumors are true... i DID look cute last night
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@yo_scoot
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8 years
facebook's 'People You May Know' is honestly ....violating
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@yo_scoot
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7 years
kelly clarkson - since we been knew
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1 year
my favorite LGBT fact
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@YESsteveYES
Steve Dyer
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THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE WAS WRITTEN AT CLUB CAFE
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@domdolla
Dom Dolla
1 year
Just put the finishing touches on this one… @NellyFurtado 👀
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@yo_scoot
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6 years
targeted instagram ads
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@yo_scoot
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5 years
what the doctor sees in my ear when they look inside
@tylerschmall
Tyler Schmall
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My dream home is the the eye check-up barn.
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2 years
it was her big day
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@yo_scoot
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3 years
converse are loud as hell...I just know Kamala is squeaking her way around the White House
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2 years
"love you more, than those bitches before"
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan McCain
2 years
Остановить фашиста путина, помогите Украине.
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@yo_scoot
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5 years
"yuh" -- ariana grande, 2018 "yuh yuh" -- ariana grande, 2019
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6 years
mentally readying myself to see a really uncomfortable CMBYN couple's costume go viral this Halloween
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3 years
capitol security when the protestors are white
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@ErinBrockovich
Erin Brockovich
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Where were these guys today?
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8 years
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7 years
just tried my first tide pod
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@yo_scoot
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4 years
sorry in advance but I accidentally found this on google
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7 years
ok...like i'm gonna pass up an opportunity for easy validation on the internet #LGBTBabes
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7 years
by my knowledge the early 20s are age 20-27, mid 20s are 27-29, and late 20s are 29-34
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7 years
good morning to everyone especially the person that made this
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7 years
being gay is literally so powerful
@AnnCoulter
Ann Coulter
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I don't believe Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston electing a lesbian mayor. But that is more credible than "climate change."
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@yo_scoot
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6 years
when you're on your way to an event and you're baby
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3 years
good for lorde for touching grass but this just isn't mentally ill enough for me
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3 years
Literally would spend my life savings to see the wreckage of the titanic lol
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3 years
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3 years
why does the vitamin alphabet end at E
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4 years
popcrave called it first
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2 years
Molly baz you will pay for your crimes
@queerjobcreator
queer job creator
2 years
the I’m babyification of millennialism must be stopped. cheddy mac?? noodles gooder??? everywhere I look full grown adults are calling sandwiches “sammys.” stop it
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4 years
wait these go kinda hard
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6 years
@Andrewislivid can't forget the toe shoes....this is a terrifying masterpiece
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6 years
I'm late @flo_tweet
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4 years
@worst_idea @simplybeverly27 I demand to know each of the thousand words
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1 year
why does she have a Grammy
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6 years
in high school i did my homework on the floor (?) anyways just tried to do that again and within 15 minutes all of my limbs went numb
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3 years
I'm taking the bait I miss my yoga era
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@saveannah
Savannah Cristina
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quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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6 years
this is the funniest pull quote i've ever read
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sofi
6 years
On Vanity Fair Italy: “In 1988 there was Kylie Minogue, in 1998 it was Britney Spears, 2008 was Lady Gaga’s year and now, (2018) it’s Camila Cabello’s turn.”
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4 years
mentally I'm here
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5 years
rhubarb is nicki minaj celery
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2 years
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1 year
@joker_misato lmao GIRL
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2 years
salt air...
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6 years
i think in my head it's still 2015 and in 2015 in my head it was still 2012 so technically it's still 2012
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10 years
overheard at urban outfitters "I just, like, feel like I'm at such a crossroads right now, with, like, my whole life"
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8 years
let the jury know that this attack was PROVOKED!! Happy bday @MisterPreda miss you sis!
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4 years
this was recorded after weyes blood shot the cover of titanic rising
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5 years
I'm like a bird...I don't know where my hole is
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2 years
tea game nancy reagan
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got engaged (again!)
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5 years
he had a vape i had a juul can I make it anymore obvious
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6 years
my frames are too high on my wall now that I've moved my bed ☹️
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3 years
new glasses just dropped
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we just bought a h****
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@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
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Never forget the Grammys didn’t give me my best new artist award when I had 7 songs simultaneously charting on billboard & bigger first week than any female rapper in the last decade- went on to inspire a generation. They gave it to the white man Bon Iver. #PinkFriday
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3 years
I refuse to learn what dear evan hanson is. you won't get me this time
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8 months
grocery store cashier just now had long green hair and a drawn-on mustache and I asked if they were dressed as Dorian Electra. they paused for a minute and, as the light was leaving their eyes, they said they weren't dressed up as anyone. When I tell you we were BOTH mortified.
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not my prostate being a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University
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6 years
gut bacteria when yogurt hits my lower intestine
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8 years
Kylie isn't allowed to have a New Years resolution for 2017 she's too powerful
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7 years
last night I had a dream that someone called me from an unknown number, crying. ...but i immediately knew who it was: Britney Spears
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3 years
juicing oranges is the biggest scam no like I'm mad
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4 years
feeling pretty terrible today anyone else
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5 years
won't be reading any three-paragraph captions recapping your year but congrats on your journey x
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we're both smiling on the inside :-)
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what i see vs what he (burger) sees
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posting smile on main
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7 years
twink privilege is taking 2 years to finish a box of razors
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a metaphor for my life http://t.co/OubGiXZO
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5 years
Bananas foster french toast casserole, chickpea salad sandwiches, jackfruit tacos, tahini butter loaded sweet potatoes, chocolate avocado pudding, canal house lentils, veg egg bake, open face sandwiches, gazpacho, veg sushi, asian cucumber salad, and ice creamed bananas...Bitch!
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5 months
ai gay pilots intermittent fasting based on my my age
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3 years
leaning into my Jude law look (hairline is receding)
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in the office on the lords day i love to be a consultant
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@ladygaga
Lady Gaga
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10 YEARS OF ARTPOP 🔵🩷
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5 years
just do it I guess!
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6 years
ok NOT to be a sap and say suffering and losing my job and then making minimum wage for a year while I struggled to find work in my field paid off but.... i love my new job so gd much it makes me feel smart, capable, and fulfilled
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stevie nicks' impact!
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CNN
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A massive landslide has buried a portion of California's Pacific Coast Highway
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