yeetzula the mic rula
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When they were born you were twice their age you sick fuck
is a 1 day age gap okay.
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Firemen kicking people in that are su*cidal is an interesting concept
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The horniest smut peddlers couldn’t replicate what straight men have said in response to this post.
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For anyone who says they’d sue I gotta ask why y’all tryna live the plot of the Incredibles irl.
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She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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Thanks for agreeing I’m hilarious. Follow for less funny jokes like these at irregular intervals :)
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Just Ratio’d the OP. Thanks chat, We can have a kissing and holding hands party later
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There’s no way they both ratiod me already i fucking hate it here.
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Whoever priv quote tweeted you’re a coward and a hooligan.
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Before the decade ends we mustn’t forget this gem
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What was the moment that changed Cartoon Network for y’all as a kid?.-Total drama Island Using a blurred out middle finger.-Total drama Island (again) using blurred out titties .-Regular Show saying pissed.-DeeDee spelling out big dicks
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Bro isn’t Gonna make it after this one.
Tomorrow. 8pm cst. Courage the cowardly dog drinking game. Drink every time he gets scared or speaks gibberish. Live on twitch.
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Y’all gotta catch em all why? Because the white man said so? Wake up
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“IM SO SORRY IT WAS A MISTAKE I SHOULDNT HAVE MADE THAT RACIST POST DONT RUIN MY LIFE OVER ONE MISTAKE”.
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Y’all I’m all for getting rid of Trump from office but like. that’s trading doofenshmirtz for the actual more evil doofenshmirtz from the second dimension
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Whose bathroom did y’all sneak into for this picture.
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So for turning 22 my mom suggested a sister sword for my current sword but instead she sent me TWIN SWORDS BITCHES
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I question everything when she pops on the tl. For example: what choices did she make in a past life that I didn’t to have this much sex appeal.
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“Okay calm down hold your-“. “Hold your what?”.
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You bitches can’t SPELL RANGE without Linda Cardellini
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It’s all fun n games till you meet someone whos a giver too. Now we fistfighting over who gets to give head first.
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I anytime I see 1738 it’s immediately followed by. “aye I’m like hey what’s up hello”.
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She said she had demons I said “where playa”.
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So our hair and clothes are inappropriate but literal gang signs are straight? I’m flabbergasted
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I immediately identify @IAmCreeSummer every time I hear her voice in any show and I know she getting her coin.
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“And these niggas would praise a slave master if they wore a pair of retros”
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“I’d always ride stallions but it’s time i let one ride me haha the names G-Eazy”
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Promote yourselves under this tweet whoever ratios everyone else wins a crisp high five.
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He had GAME AND This Nigga was part vampire part mummy.
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Is this the mf from HxH first hunter exam cuz why he GASSING
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Dropped my phone after I nutted and caught it in the dark
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Of all the Spider-Men Andrew Garfield’s gotta be the best at sex. I mean look at the way he broke Gwen’s back.
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@tsunderetato He died and was suddenly reborn as a baby in February and now this Nigga is 21? He deserves to be exposed.
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He said “you know what goes great with yo depression? Fat. Ass. “.
Meech’s Angels 😇 . You Matter booty shorts and crop tops available July 9th at 11:13 PM EST.🥰 .
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“You’re lucky if my mean ass likes you”.
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Im not new to anime and #Anitwt and I wanna get new moots. rt/like if u know:.⚡️The Disasturous life of Saiki k.⚡️ Kabaneri.⚡️ Bleach.⚡️Kakegurui .⚡️Seven Deadly Sins.⚡️Parasyte The Maxim.⚡️ Haikyuu.⚡️ Attack on Titan.⚡️KNY.⚡️ Food Wars.⚡️ fuck ton more anime.
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Horny jail 2020.
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Joker would literally kill me to make a point in a sentence about nothing least lex would pay me.
Calling all henchmen 😈 Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker?.
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Y’all single hoes A bad ghost hunter. 🤝 . 😔😔👻 Tryna find a BOO 👻 😔😔.
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A Scorpio poisoned our water supply burnt our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses.
right like? we’re not that bad fr.
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So ATLA’s creators just jumped ship from the live action. It’s boutta suck y’all just like the movie
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Racist ass anime fans who wanna cancel their subs to funimation and Crunchyroll just because they support protestors act like they’re money mattered at all. Take your 5.99 back you fucking dork.
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How many times are y’all gonna ask this shit.
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@TransbianSarah @Max1can @milkinhisbutt @blackyonetta Crying pissing maybe even shitting and cumming.
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@JDawgg56 @Nine6MM @simsimmaaz He’s a PhD in education several of his books were pulled and when he says Oxford he means Oxford, Ohio.
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