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@xo_Shalisa
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3 years
@royalepains I be lying so bad on these scenarios. I have NEVER went out of my way, I have NEVER saved the day 😂😂😂 but i’ll tell them I saved the whole company from a shutdown 😭
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@xo_Shalisa
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When I'm riding with my mom and somebody beeps their horn at her 😡😡😡😡😡
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@xo_Shalisa
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@vultureszn Ari is jealous because most things pertaining her are negative. you can tell she wants the positivity associated with Jayda and she’s trying to make J the bad guy by stirring up drama. i’m glad J took the nature route and told her “i don’t have no problem with u”
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@xo_Shalisa
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@UcantbErika @kaylanicolejo @Tenthesunflower this!!! & who’s to say that if a child is born out of wedlock that the parents don’t eventually wed? I agree that we should make 2 parent homes normal again... but if the2 can co-parent together or separately with no title, I would take that over a forced/toxic family setting. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@xo_Shalisa
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@AshantiRelax @_shesdarkskiin this!!!!! or knowing how long it takes him to 💦 if he hasn’t had sex in a while or if he has 🤷🏾‍♀️😉
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@taeseru I know ppl like this & they b mad at the worldddd, and instead of looking within they literally blame anybody next to them. then continue to lie, cheat, steal into a deeper hole of karma😂 this is a real thing.
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@xo_Shalisa
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@shesomiina I wish yall stop talking about people mothers unprovoked, she with him so clearly she supports/care about him.
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@xo_Shalisa
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5 years
@qveenchristinee I saw him helping that girl up and i started to tense up because I thought the cop was going to try to pick on him 😣 what actually happened in the end wasn’t much better. I was proud of the black guy tho 💯
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@chrxstianh__ Chris is higher than a damn georgia pine 🌲😂
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@xo_Shalisa
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4 years
@Chill_Will151 @freak_NAAsty shit be lit! getting drunk/high together and then walking up the steps to your own apartment 😅😂
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@xo_Shalisa
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4 years
I miss this RHOA era 😂😂 shit was so messy and hilarious even people who don’t like reality TV were tuned in 👀🤣
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the next time i get catcalled
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@xo_Shalisa
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@JustLakThat @DaVita @DaVita YOU NEED TO CORRECT THIS ASAP, this is fucking sickening.
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@xo_Shalisa
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4 years
@jiggyjayy2 my favorite type of job application is when you upload your resume, then they ask if you have disabilities or are a veteran. THE END! I mean what else do you need from me? that other shit is just a waste of time
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@xo_Shalisa
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@runningonne @AshantiRelax @_shesdarkskiin 😂😂 i’m sorry girls but you really have2 know ur man, pay attention to timing, & wait. example: if it’s my 1st time seeing you in 2 days why is it taking you so long to 💦? I don’t know a lot of men that jack off before seeing their gf so that’s why I said know ur man.
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@xo_Shalisa
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5 years
@domeauxnique no fr!! I was just thinking about the days when both pieces were $12-$15 each... now a good bathing suit is NO less than $40!!
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@sonofmethusael I just know when she shut the door she said “not a damn thing” 🤣
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@thedominiquej1 as soon as I feel like I don’t got your undivided attention … i’m outside! 🔦🧔🏾‍♂️🔎🕵🏾 can’t relate
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@xo_Shalisa
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@JaysRealityBlog they. can’t. take. MARY!! she said you can make fun of my furniture and house, but it was all purchased without rhoslc coins… unlike yall!
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@xo_Shalisa
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10 years
sad, but true 😘😘💍💍 http://t.co/6pf46qBNt9
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@xo_Shalisa
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4 years
@TransTakeover_ @Caspyr17 @___byealicia because i’m not ... and I already got corrected and acknowledged it. 😉
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@xo_Shalisa
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3 years
@AbuOGMK @shOoObz I have both worked at target and shop there … can confirm, us baddies love it there 😂😂
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@xo_Shalisa
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3 years
@ToooViral @onenonlyjax_ I used to could neverrrrrr be up on time for my 8am in college, but I am never late going to work 😂😂😂 like what was wrong with me? I actually enjoy the early mornings now
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@antfromphilly @Mz_UcM this nigga was the best Joker cuz he was convincing af 😂😂 had mfs killing each other just for him to kill the last 1 at the end
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@xo_Shalisa
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3 years
@JaYunnaMonae beating each other tf up...then laying up right after 😩
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@xo_Shalisa
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@siminoelle_ a queen 👑
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@Bianca__GC @vultureszn Jayda never had an image to clean up, the worst she’s guilty of is being cheated on and staying. I don’t think cancelling plans and ignoring texts warrants a beef tho… a regular adult would think that person is 1. busy or 2. going through somethin. not create beef
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@smoke_nd_pearlz this is why i’m getting a gun! I swear I don’t think i’ll ever have to use it on a person…but i’d rather my kid be scarred from seeing a dead animal than physically scarred.
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@T_Loc2 stop asking and get it yourself ✨ the right person will come while you are loving on yourself
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@xo_Shalisa
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4 years
@Moiciara gosh. all I could think was “she’s so pretty and speaks so well” no wonder Future hates her guts and Russel can’t stay out of them 😍 make sense
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@SAVANNARAET can somebody explain how ppl be getting hacked ?? because I literally can tell when it’s a fake or spam page
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@xo_Shalisa
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@QingSunnyB @TransTakeover_ @Caspyr17 @___byealicia thanks babe! I felt the same way... I literally said to myself “damn I can’t believe I said that” but it’s a learning mistake. they made it a damn argument 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@xo_Shalisa
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@ireeniekrugman @ActiveChaCha @melissabmilner i’m so sorry for your loss 💔 I hope you are in a better place, and even if you aren’t... my prayers are forever with you
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@xo_Shalisa
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@rashundaaa I love finding shit like this out 😭 makes it easier for me to start living my 2nd and 3rd too!
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@mimitheblogger I knew he was fine when Adele had him 😍
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@xo_Shalisa
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@arissteez just got through this after a 2y relationship, it was honestly one of the hardest things ever. I had to really see how it was affecting me + decide whether that was something I wanted long term. prayer and talking to some1 helps. you really just have to love yourself first ❤️
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@xo_Shalisa
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@yes_itsmereinav @1DAYYYYY ‼️ it’s like the more u call them out the more pissed they get... then all of a sudden he feel like YOU are the problem. but why do you continue to lie? continue to be sneaky? & why when I put 2+2 together and get ready to leave... u straighten up? smh lesson learned
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@xo_Shalisa
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5 years
@Rai2Raiven have you ever had a 15th and last day of the mobth pay schedule... it’s the devil
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@xo_Shalisa
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2 years
@pmnycd if y’all don’t speak everyday + check in with each other during the day to see how one another is doing… that’s not your person boo
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@xo_Shalisa
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@JAMikey32 if we being real Giz should’ve been gone after this and Mo should have gotten a raise, it’s no redemption after a read like this (and it’s apparent from the show now)… but favoritism, colorism, and Andy won again 🙄 #rhop
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@xo_Shalisa
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@IssaRae now why would I pay $220 for a "nigga" shirt, when ima still be a nigga with a plain $25 shirt on 🤔
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@xo_Shalisa
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@KaylarWill me😭 then I be trying to figure out if the show was boring bc I was sleepy… or was I sleepy because it was boring 😂
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@xo_Shalisa
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@LisaBarlow7 you see someone throwing a glass at a fellow woman, mother, especially a black woman… and you laugh and say “don’t break my signs” ? why not see if @Mary_M_Cosby was okay? #RHOSLC
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@xo_Shalisa
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@HonorableAnt lmfaoo dawg my boss was at the Nats game on Friday, the shooting was saturday... when I tell you she was so terrified 😂😂 “I was there within 24 hours of a shooting, it could have been me!” no it couldn’t have been 😒
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@xo_Shalisa
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@TheShadeRoom I know her family tried to go up there and cut up!!! 😂 couldn’t have been my granny
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@xo_Shalisa
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@bbypooch I don’t think this video should make me laugh as hard as it did, but his reactions are classic 😭
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@xo_Shalisa
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@queensofbravo Candeegal ate her up now she trying to get a rise out of her 🤣
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@xo_Shalisa
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@BaldJesusFareal it’s true, I was in a row full of men and we was all screaming
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@xo_Shalisa
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@jassybby_ @_sforsierra still have all of these in my collection- honey love as well ✨
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@xo_Shalisa
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@AriTheDon one day she was on live, and her skincare cabinet had noneeeee of her own products on it. ppl was commenting like “what’s the name of that behind you” 😭😭😭 she was ignoring it
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@xo_Shalisa
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@___byealicia I love how they support him. The true test of being a parent is how you protect and encourage your child when people are against them.
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@4pacblackie they quiet now 🙄
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@xo_Shalisa
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@WinEverUwantIT @smoke_nd_pearlz no baby, i’m gonna shoot as soon as I see it running towards us. you think i’m gonna wait to see if it stops and licks or bites?? all dogs go to heaven 🤞🏾
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@xo_Shalisa
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@TheJayBurns she said i’m sick of you asking 😂😂, this man said “i’ve never asked u that” 💀💀 Carson ... it’s beginning to scare her probably
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@xo_Shalisa
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@vitamin_key @yoseannn it is 😂 I know Vegas streets anywhere
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@xo_Shalisa
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@bravomfbravo1 ugh I love when Mary tells people to mind their business and stop talking to her 😭😂❄️
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@xo_Shalisa
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@itsKenBarbie when a real nigga and bad bitch meet 🤝
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@xo_Shalisa
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@OMFGRealityTV @BravoTV @NBCUniversal stop playing with MOTHER, she said what she said 5%
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@xo_Shalisa
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@spreadoperator_ @KashMavz @Raeonaa I was just about to say ‼️ we can clearly see all the men who would force sex on a women because “he’s seen/heard she’s done it before” from this topic... disgusting
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@xo_Shalisa
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@catemb @kendraschu girl fuck you, just say you want some money for taking care of your kids and go. some of us DID move out and pay for everything ourselves but still got claimed idiot. I hate parents like you... think any money your child makes/is given goes to you. You couldn’t be my mom bitch
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@xo_Shalisa
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DC representing ✊🏾📢
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@xo_Shalisa
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@pholanthropist how they want to be hairdressers and CANT DO HAIR, unprofessional af, no type of education in the skill, and be setting ppl tf up then get mad at the customer ... please just stop 🛑😂
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@xo_Shalisa
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@_BluRay__ her stamina is amazing... and in heels 🥴 I would have had to take a break after each 8 count
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@xo_Shalisa
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@Honey_Ryder92 @MsJazzybelle can you please point me to this full video or the context 😂😂
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@KatieRost looking every bit of it too 😭
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@xo_Shalisa
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@KaylarWill ‼️can’t no bitch take away ANYTHING i’ve worked for by just being a hater. however i’ll protect ME by telling as little/as much as I want to. but I agree with this post 100%
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bitches be so intimidated but not even knowing you pay their ass ZERO mind
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@xo_Shalisa
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@euphorixa there really needs to be a public list of men who do this or abandon their kids/family with no regard! I feel bad because he just gonna start the cycle over with a new women… NEW FEAR UNLOCKED
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@xo_Shalisa
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@queensofbravo please tell me i���m not the only one that can hear Robyn in the background YET AGAIN instigate another fight. Mia says “you wanna go there?” Robyn: “yes, she does” … I can’t stand her more and more as the weeks go by. #rhop
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@xo_Shalisa
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@SheaFromTheBay this season had me on the floor a couple times 😂😂 Shamari and Yovanna, lmfaooo
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@MadBeefs snowflake secured ❄️ we gotta hear from the ex husband, broinlaw, AND gay dad #rhoslc
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@xo_Shalisa
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@_InYourPocket mad, stagnant in life, hating and obsessed 😂
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@xo_Shalisa
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@iamJaymeLynn @UcantbErika @kaylanicolejo @Tenthesunflower exactly! my parents were the same AND even birthed my sibling before they got married as well. people make excuses for why marriage isn’t for them and/or their parents xyz 🙄 ... YOU’RE THE PROBLEM!!
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@xo_Shalisa
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@AngryBlkManDC he just watching like that's not in his house... in a vent... over his furniture/child objects
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@xo_Shalisa
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5 years
@Casmeree @BChanaee_ before this blows up anymore - let me clarify: her looks is the first thing people are pointing to, but sis is literally in the midst of a group of wild animals while pregnant. THIS WHOLE DAMN SITUATION is a mess, including her appearance and mismatched socks. have a great day😘
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@xo_Shalisa
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@tvdeets nothing. pure… nothing. Queen @WendyOsefo forever ✨
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@FoulAssDree I know a nigga like this, will give all his men free shit (money/drugs) then look confused when they don’t hold up their end of the deal. I can guarantee that same man has never bought his girl/kids anything but in the eyes of other men he acts like he takes care of everybody 😁
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@xo_Shalisa
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@percaaholic @runningonne @AshantiRelax @_shesdarkskiin i’m aware, in porn and prostitution…but not usually before sex in long term relationships. we can just do it 2,3,4x 🫡 no?
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@xo_Shalisa
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@KARENHUGER read her down KAREN. ima start saying that “waste my good gas on a non-adventure” 😭😭
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@xo_Shalisa
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@ForeverWILlN_ I will never do this to myself again 😭 because the final break up you be like “I could’ve just stayed gone the first (or second) time tbh”
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@xo_Shalisa
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@JaysRealityBlog is this enough to get Robyn and Gizelle off the show? this is borderline bullying at this point… Wendy is being attacked by 3 people in this ONE scene. #RHOP
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@xo_Shalisa
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@iamtae_22 @hveptience nipples hurt so bad & idk if it’s because you have to go through it twice. but I tell everybody who wants them or ask my advice- that night after I got my nipples pierced, I cried myself to sleep 😂😂 if they come out, they out! ✌🏾
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@xo_Shalisa
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@AyeCB_ @ChiefQuis let me come stand under that joint with you 🤔 Netflix & wait
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@xo_Shalisa
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@RLBlvckBarbie or telling a person how it’s acceptable/unacceptable to communicate a certain way. for example saying things in a mean way...
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@OuttaChat I know he looks back and regrets where their relationship is now. she’s matured, got more money, a new man she loves and supports. could’ve been him smh …
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@xo_Shalisa
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@LIBGyal if he can’t put anything in your purse, he shouldn’t put anything in your pussy 🤗✨
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@Heather26288041 @LisaBarlow7 @Mary_M_Cosby because that’s what i said, now what?
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@xo_Shalisa
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@And_truuuuuu now that ima adult I change the words to cuss words “do you get that? let me repeat that? I want my SHIT back” ... I be mad thinking about exes 💀💀
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@xo_Shalisa
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@JaLoad1ng @bami_ I know i’m too sensitive because I didn’t like this part, I felt bad for the dad not being able to hold/see his baby 😭😭
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@xo_Shalisa
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bitches will forgive the same nigga over and over again, and he don’t even apologize. but if her and a girl friend fall out.. she’s the worst bitch in the world. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ make it make sense
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@xo_Shalisa
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@VONDUPPY01 because none of them bitches have money on their cash app cards... but kept saying they was gon cash app me the money for something they couldn’t pay for 😭😭😭
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@xo_Shalisa
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@YungMiami305 you eat this shit raw and dry? what the hell it taste like?
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@yungnastybitch poor thing, just wants to fit in. she think if she dress black, listen to rap, and fuck rappers it will make her accepted... 🤦🏾‍♀️ love her, but be yourself baby girl
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@xo_Shalisa
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not all heroes wear capes
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Multiple DC speed cameras knocked down and damaged, police say
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@xo_Shalisa
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why the fuck they keep calling this emotional ass woman a “he” on #teenmomyoungandpregnant ... everybody just delusional
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@xo_Shalisa
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@Fool_inthebooth why won’t people let kids be kids 😩😩 even if the little girl likes King Von just play his music at the party 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@xo_Shalisa
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@_NolimitCam *unfollows*
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