I'm very excited to officially announce that I will be a part of Furman University's Class of 2020 #FurmanBound 💜

And today’s all we got So we cannot stop This is our block... #InTheHeightsMovie #Summer2020

I LOVE THIS ❤️ And she most likely went into own pockets to do this for her students. HEROIC considering teachers don't get paid much. Teacher deserve to be paid like college educated professionals. RAISE TEACHER'S PAY!

Remember Troy Bolton? This is him now.

Sleep? In this economy?

You Are My Sunshine{s} ☀️

I JUST MADE A STARTLING DISCOVERY

getting fresh and clean for the gay rat wedding

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye

I once said nobody but Radiohead was allowed to sing “Creep.” I take it back. 🙌🏽

bridesmaid (to a waiter): what a beautiful wedding waiter: yes but what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is an anti-vaxxer

girlfriend: nice decisions you're making for yourself Me: thanks fiancée: it'd be a shame if someone... Me: please don't wife: made them all for you

[1776: Birth of the Electoral College] JEFFERSON: How should elections go? FRANKLIN: Everyone gets an equal vote. HANCOCK: No, let’s give people who live in states nobody else wants to live in WAY more votes per person. FRANKLIN: Why? HANCOCK: Too late, already signed it.

5’8 and 121 pounds = a bmi of 18.4, which is UNDERWEIGHT

kevin jonas had his first child at 26 in 2014. assuming approx this rate of birth in the jonas line, his great great great granddaughter would be born around ~2092. therefore, to be in the year 3000 she would need to be 908. which begs the question.....would she be doing fine?