hugo
@toasteredbread
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gay & stupid & loving life (he/him)
New York, NY
Joined September 2012
just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated
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6 months on T Christmas selfie vs 4.5 years on T Christmas selfie
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Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.
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I should be able to tell my boss that I need to WFH because if I don’t do the laundry today then things are about to get really bleak
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Okay now that I have a real mustache I can admit that my one year on T mustache was pretty embarrassing
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It’s only like 4 months so obviously not a huge difference but I am putting the work in lol
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Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday is this day called “Crazy Saturday” where nobody knows what tf Jesus is up to
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People quote retweeting saying this is Severance coded like yeah babes working corporate is severance coded that’s almost exactly the whole thing
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Office snacks are hilarious it’s like “would a babybell cheese prevent you from killing yourself or quitting” and the answer is like okay sure fine
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They should invent a Saturday where the weather isn’t disgusting
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Did you know it’s beefy trans man in his underwear Saturday? Well it is!
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Started T just before turning 23. I’m 26 now and have a long life ahead of me :-) there is always time
it really irks me when people say 20 is too late to transition because like. it’s not.
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I have to return to work tomorrow after a full month of being off recovering from surgery and boy I am having the most severe scary Sundays of all time
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update: my nips look normal and I am feeling myself more than ever
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