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Joined August 2012
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9 years
Can and will!
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2 months
Watching Futurama with the kid and we just made it to Jurassic Bark. My wife has already checked out.
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4 years
The SomethingAwful forums have scientifically resolved the 30-50 feral hogs problem and determined that they are not a threat to your family as long as you equip a MK19 grenade machine gun. https://t.co/rGCF9pAHkn
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3 months
Putting on my shoes next to the door
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4 months
Archaeologists in 10,000 years: Nobody can read the associated text but we are fairly certain that these "cow tools" served a ritual purpose in their society.
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4 months
I love that we have Crime President. I hope the next one's theme is just as exciting, like Clown or Dog.
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4 months
Apparently the Daoist philosopher Zhuangzi didn't get his lumber from Home Depot
@Thebestfigen
The Best
4 months
"A crooked tree lives its own life, but a straight tree is turned into wood." —Chinese Proverb
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5 months
Not saying that this guy has a murder dungeon in his basement but you just know if he does it would be amazing.
@PtakTestKitchen
ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN
5 months
Ma’am we tried to save your dog from the fire but your house had too many puzzle elements
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5 months
Just learned about nectocaris, a prehistoric not-squid with bomb ass titties.
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5 months
One is my faithful fuzzy friend and the other just hangs around all day eating bugs.
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6 months
2025 is the year of Linux on the slurptop
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6 months
I am heartbroken to report that beloved 80s arena star Grave Digger has passed at their home in North Carolina. Their family asks for privacy in this time of mourning.
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6 months
Me: *Sneezes directly in dog's face* Oh I'm so sorry buddy Dog: This is attention and I love it
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@petalsforissa
issa phae
6 months
no way they found waluigi mangione
@pissvortex
ape attack survivor
6 months
Where the fuck is Jubilee finding these guys
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8 months
Countdown to presidential pardon
@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
8 months
They got him.
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8 months
In Finland the poopknife would be made out of wood.
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9 months
"Honey, I'm gonna be late. Yeah, it happened again."
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
9 months
Quicksand swallows man at Lake Michigan beach
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10 months
Oh cool, the new Fish Obliterator is out.
@Nurafilah__
𝐒𝐚𝐧🦄
10 months
Lah ini mah bukan goreng😭tapi oseng2
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10 months
MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR PITIFUL GOD
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10 months
Smh if you use https://t.co/nKFQmPIC59 for anything other than Japanese Frog Content in tyool 2025
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@KiNaCoCham
乱暴おまめちゃん
10 months
ちくわボタン👉🏻🐸 #チャコガエル #ちくわ
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10 months
My feed suddenly being flooded with Japanese Frog Content is the best thing to happen on this website in the last 5 years.
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