Ornamental Dingbat🦇
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Massachusetts, USA
Joined August 2012
Watching Futurama with the kid and we just made it to Jurassic Bark. My wife has already checked out.
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The SomethingAwful forums have scientifically resolved the 30-50 feral hogs problem and determined that they are not a threat to your family as long as you equip a MK19 grenade machine gun. https://t.co/rGCF9pAHkn
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Archaeologists in 10,000 years: Nobody can read the associated text but we are fairly certain that these "cow tools" served a ritual purpose in their society.
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I love that we have Crime President. I hope the next one's theme is just as exciting, like Clown or Dog.
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Apparently the Daoist philosopher Zhuangzi didn't get his lumber from Home Depot
"A crooked tree lives its own life, but a straight tree is turned into wood." —Chinese Proverb
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Not saying that this guy has a murder dungeon in his basement but you just know if he does it would be amazing.
Ma’am we tried to save your dog from the fire but your house had too many puzzle elements
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Just learned about nectocaris, a prehistoric not-squid with bomb ass titties.
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One is my faithful fuzzy friend and the other just hangs around all day eating bugs.
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I am heartbroken to report that beloved 80s arena star Grave Digger has passed at their home in North Carolina. Their family asks for privacy in this time of mourning.
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Me: *Sneezes directly in dog's face* Oh I'm so sorry buddy Dog: This is attention and I love it
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no way they found waluigi mangione
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Countdown to presidential pardon
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"Honey, I'm gonna be late. Yeah, it happened again."
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Oh cool, the new Fish Obliterator is out.
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Smh if you use https://t.co/nKFQmPIC59 for anything other than Japanese Frog Content in tyool 2025
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My feed suddenly being flooded with Japanese Frog Content is the best thing to happen on this website in the last 5 years.
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