forever in debt to your priceless advice
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kristen is me; she/her. writer, gentleman snarker, switchblade discourse. flirtatious but trustworthy, according to @lily1129
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me every eff wording time i go to aldi
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In honor of Edgar Allan Poe’s death day, I’m also going to be a spooky little bitch
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wasn't aware of the academy's game 😭🫡
You don’t know the life of a showgirl, babe… but Nomi sure did. Film: SHOWGIRLS (1995)
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my family in iowa told me they call the adult stores "porn in the corn"
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nice
69 Days Until Halloween 🎃
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i hate corporate level teams meetings. i don't WANT to leverage these tools for success, please leave me and my spreadsheets in peace
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i largely agree but would like to enter into evidence one other example:
the only time entertainment nailed the female gaze is when david corenswet went full dimples in superman, and the lady behind me audibly gasped
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Ohana means family and family means nothing in Mario Kart. You’re going down
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I'd divorce my husband just for attending a Coldplay concert
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just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
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a man just walked into my office to ask me to do something for him (that's his job), paused, then said with furrowed brow, "you look tired." i can fire him, right
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i just noticed lil dude sleeps in a le creuset baking dish bed 😭 bring it back nickelodeon, we'll all watch it 😭😭😭
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
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