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an Aries, an apocalypse. a hot chip. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me?
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Facebook just invented Facebook. That’s wild.
Facebook launched a new ‘Facebook Campus’ feature today that aims to connect college students with their campus communities amid the pandemic
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People be like “I love winter!” from their living room under a heated blanket with some cozy socks on and sipping hot tea. No. Go outside and like it. Let’s see.
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please please please I will scream this until I’m hoarse. There is an HPV vaccine. It’s a 3-dose series and you can get it between 27-45 years old. I got mine last year because I didn’t know they had extended it past 26. My new gyno told me.
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Everything in America has racism or racial bias at its foundation and people will look you dead in the face and tell you “maybe it’s something else.”
A biased test kept thousands of Black people from getting a kidney transplant. It's finally changing
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This one. Easily. “A rotten recipe stealing bitch.” 😂
Since TikTok is likely getting banned, drop your favorite TikToks.
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DEI is giving us all the jobs but we’re also all on welfare and don’t want to work.
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@shooting3sonly_
I can only speak for myself but I don’t want or need y’all’s protection. I don’t want shit from y’all who are like this, personally. Anyhow, if a woman has to smile to warrant protection from harm, the problem is not her. That is extremely fucked up and you should re-examine.
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Imagine going to a ~plantation and getting angry that you have to hear about slavery 🥴
Plantations are talking more about slavery — and grappling with visitors who talk back
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@FiatJustitia7
This has fake black twitter account written all over it but good luck to you!
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@mainey_maine
can only speak for me of course but I’m a black female attorney. I have a lot of law school debt. My parents also have debt from putting me through college. But Kim K getting involved in the justice system/pursuing law hasn’t affected, dimished or harmed me in any way whatsoever
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Between Dune 2 and Challengers, Zendaya has had like the best outfit streak on press tours I’ve ever seen.
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Almost ALL cervical cancers are caused by HPV. Get your pap but just get the vaccine. We know it’s saving lives. I really cannot say it enough.
“HPV vaccine study finds zero cases of cervical cancer among women vaccinated before age 14”
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@EvaVlaar
I can’t believe you’ve found the only people in the world who do crazy things after sports events. You are quite the sleuth. Hope you get an award.
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Trump Tower employee who mailed the old tax returns after they saw the New York Times story go live
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@TheRealIsaIbn
It’s fascinating to me that this made sense in your head. It must be wild there.
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Just had to be a hater bitch for a moment.
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@passionatedame
I don’t practice family law but I do know divorce attorneys. Any time the wife wants a referral….I am here!
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@OG_Bri
Hello! I’m a woman. I’m 39. I was 19 in 2003. On the west coast attending college in the Bay Area. I was outside in San José and San Francisco and partying on my college campus. Me and my friends loved that song it was played EVERYWHERE at the time. Hope that helps!
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LMFAOOOOOO Prince Harry put the fear of god in y’all
Busy mum Meghan Markle scheduled the royal tour around Baby Archie’s feeding times - she's such a good mother ❤
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The work is still getting done though, babe
A study shows people working from home are having sex, dating, taking naps and doing side hustles on company time
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So. You went shopping and got so distracted that you spent the day mentally archiving asses but you think the other women are the problem?????
And now, a yoga pants rant...
I did a bit of shopping yesterday and it was the first time I've been in stores for many months.
Almost every woman I laid eyes on was wearing yoga pants, WITHOUT a long shirt or tunic to cover their butts. I saw them on a wide assortment of ages,
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@Jasmin123__
Hi, lawyer here. Megan does not have a say in sentencing recommendations or requests. She’s not the prosecutor. The prosecutor asks for a sentence and it’s ultimately up to the judge. Megan is also not the judge, just in case that wasn’t clear 😐
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It is killing me that these people wanted this man to forcefully retain control of the executive branch but wouldnt even take the time to read his blog LMAO
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People need to move away from the notion that seeking compensation for harm committed against you that would also be a crime is bad. YOU SHOULD GET MONEY. Money would get you access to therapy and the ability to build a life on top of the ruins the perpetrator created.
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WHOSE NAME IS UNKNOWN lmao
An opossum, whose name is unknown, ran across the field during Texas Tech’s home game against TCU and quickly captivated the internet.
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Lance Reddick and Andre Braugher were both in their early 60s. That’s just so so young. I feel like 60s are just a phase of your life where you are working but slowing down some and enjoying. They should have gotten that.
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@Imstilltoofly__
Yeah, all you can do is imagine because you aren’t pulling up anywhere near her, left photo or right photo. So that’s that.
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40 cloves of garlic is the love language I didn’t know I had
Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic is
#RecipeOfTheDay
. And don’t worry, the garlic cloves steam sweetly in their skins. This is much mellower than you might think. I consider bread for dipping into the juices essential.
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@knockdownshorty
You think it’s bad when women “talk back.” You’re pitting us against each other as if we’re in a contest for your affection (which we are not). You’re also still very much stuck on black women. Otherwise you wouldn’t be making the comparison. Odd behavior. 😵💫
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Y’all’s friends who send y’all screenshots from accounts who have blocked you are stirring the pot and they like to see you involved in drama. I know that’s a hard pill to swallow but IMO they are absolutely doing it for their entertainment and not your well being.
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I’m always very uneasy by this romanticized way people talk about a future where the U.S. collapses. You know, as a person from an actual country that collapsed. Do you know what happens…? I’ll just never find it as something to really rejoice in. Wanting change is one thing….
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Any time I see a celeb couple breakup I think about Pete Davidson swooping in, so anyway looking forward to photos of him and Joe Alwyn out and about next week
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@m_stevenson78
You get to call it a “gender war” because this is abstract to you. Many women are familiar with and relate to being the victim of violence at the hands of men we know. But yeah GENDER WAR BABY!
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Sisqo, babe. He was so mesmerized by thongs that he just sang the same verse twice in different keys and then spoke them? He was singing passionately about panties over violins. VIOLINS. We have a clear winner.
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@ItsBrwnSgr
You’re very pretty sooo this really shouldn’t be a problem for you. Maybe it’s your attitude, like oh…calling other women “BBL whores”? idk.
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MAKEUP DONT GOT A GENDER CONCEALER ALREADY EXISTS MEN ALREADY USE IT. omg.
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Lubalin really gave amazing vocals and production on these lmao
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The “Suits resurgence” is a reminder that USA Network actually had cool shows in the 2000s and 2010s: Burn Notice, Psych, Monk, White Collar, Covert Affairs, Mr. Robot, Queen of the South, In Plain Sight, and The Dead Zone all come to mind. They’re probably all on streaming.
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The point of it all is to wear and tear us down. I know. It doesn’t actually have to make sense.
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@fancytomboy
You saw a woman in well-fitting clothes in slo-mo and you thought about sex with her so now you’re angry. Lmao. Amazing.
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@gchanceed
You’re gorgeous and I’m sorry your image has been used like this. General advice - The photographer is typically the owner of the images (unless they agreed you own them). He/she should try to make a copyright infringement claim with all the sites where this image is being used.
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Cannot wait to watch the “inspired by true events” movie based on this
So, I saw this doll at an antique store a few months ago. I kept thinking about this doll, seeing its face in my head. I decided it was time to bring it home today.
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I watched a documentary about an abortion clinic and a worker there was saying she’s had patients ~go back~ to protesting the clinic after having abortions. During their appointments they always have an explanation for why their abortion is different 🫤🫤🫤🫤
I know two women personally who are anti abortion. Between the two of them they have had five abortions.
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As opposed to what? Screaming about something I can’t control and do not want to survive? 😵💫
Everyone is surprisingly chill about the clearly elevated risk of nuclear war.
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@Scamzel
I stand by the notion that this app gave men too much access to women who would otherwise be inaccessible to them and, therefore, there’s the false belief on the part of men that women are largely interested in the “male perspective” about things. Anyway…
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Whew that coat 😍
Hilary Duff on the first day of filming the Lizzie McGuire reboot in NYC!
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@missMARCELA_
Our galentine’s has always been a mix of women who are married, engaged, single or in a relationship. Women with close female friendships all know this. It’s just another excuse to get with your friends and see them more than you already do. Sorry if you don’t have that.
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@jayeasyyy
can’t fix stubborn and stupid but I always appreciate people challenging these fools
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@dankston_hughes
@haleemarry
Y’all lie so much on this app. The desperation to hurt a woman’s feelings actually has y’all straight up lying. This is not “all the smoke.” This is you being desperate and lazy and a liar.
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Right. You’d think they would’ve lashed out at Kelsey if they really believed she just got away with a shooting.
You’re mad at JAYZ but the alleged real suspect is in the court room with you and it’s crickets? No energy for her? Almost like you know…she didn’t…shoot..anyone
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our culture encourages/forces childbearing but at the same time completely disregards your needs when you actually become a parent.
A new study suggests a way to make a significant difference in mothers’ postpartum health: Give the other parent paid leave, and the flexibility to use it on days the mother needs extra support
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Omg 😭 I still love this story.
Grandmother who invited wrong teenager to Thanksgiving will spend her fourth holiday with him
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Hahaha omg Ben Collins, an NBC reporter, is on MSNBC talking about why freedom of speech doesn’t apply to Twitter. He said Twitter is like a store and you can get kicked out by the owner if you plot a coup in the store 💀💀💀💀
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No reason? The reason is joy!
Lol the cleaning lady we hired be tying up the toilet paper in a bow for no reason.
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@CleverlyChloe
You seem like a nice and understanding person based on how you handled this exchange. I hope the next guy does better!
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Eve left America , married wealthy, and had never looked happier 😂
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@chioma_akobueze
You say a video about feeding a dog and brought up men. It’s really okay not to bring up men in stuff 😂
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If you aren’t ready to have breakfast at 8 and be out the door for adventures by 10 am at latest, do not come on the trip with me.
What travel/vacation opinion would have you like this?
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@P______diddy
Lmao if he knew his home was ~happy, he shouldn’t have sent it. He took the risk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@ericabankheads
I bet if you shake your head, we would hear an old can rolling around in there
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When you get hit with “This You?”
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@_shwabade_
@mphoagn
You can get spicy with someone on the internet but can’t say the same thing to your boys in defense of your girl 💀💀💀💀💀 the jokes write themselves!
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I shouldn’t be laughing but like did people think a fetus starts off as a king cake baby and then just gets bigger?
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@TheHBachelor
You’re paying for twitter. Your judgment is clearly bad. Can’t take you seriously.
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@_MsShanJ
my status was a freshman at Stanford and my parents loved me without worrying about my hymen. Now what?
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They could AT LEAST modify the account bio or have waited and turned it into a Herman Cain memorial organization account or something but to just start tweeting again when he died TWO WEEKS AGO is some weird shit
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@___foreverJ
Some kids are gay and that’s normal, bb. If it’s not for you and your child, put it down and move on lmao really simple.
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Yep! When I was in my 20s, I definitely found myself being asked more than once “do you mind if we stop by my place really quick?” because something was ~forgotten or suddenly came up and needed to be taken care of. People need to stop acting like this isn’t a thing that happens.
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Every day I think about how our next president suggested that his accusers weren't attractive enough to assault.
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@MaiNhiya
is this satire? there's no way you really believe that it is your duty as a woman to become your husband's housekeeper.
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@TreasureJoene
I actually love that you did this, so people can take screenshots, trash your product, and ruin your business. It’s amazing really.
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@Laurend09775265
How does debating this help him see his child though? His option is going to court in reality. That’s the option. Arguing about the accountability of his BM on Twitter literally solves nothing in the case and does not bring him or any man closer to the goal of seeing the child.
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